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Default Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-08-2013, 06:33 PM

A new Department of Faith and Family Values Census™ shows that atheism and child porn go together like a horse and carriage. Not that that surprises us, but the statistics are even less flattering than we would have imagined with heterosexual atheists composing only 2% of their total disgusting population. And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-08-2013, 09:43 PM

My guess is that the 2% that answered heterosexual were too stupid to fully understand the question.

Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

God makes it very clear through the writing of Paul that atheists are deceitful liars that know God exists but just deny him. This survey proves the reason they deny Him is to follow their perversions. They put their genitals before Jesus.

Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

They may think they will get away with not being judged but they are very, very wrong

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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-08-2013, 10:25 PM

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And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
Indeed, Pastor. What troubles me though, is they break out the atheisticals into discrete categories, as if the average God-hater has only one of these perverse inclinations for wicked sin.

I don't understand how the God-mockers can even stand the sight of themselves in the mirror.

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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-08-2013, 10:39 PM

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I don't understand how the God-mockers can even stand the sight of themselves in the mirror.

In Christ
This may explain,

Katoptronophilia is a paraphilia for mirrors (the Greek word for mirror is katoptron). It may include activities such as having sex in front of mirrors, masturbating in front of mirrors, enacting other paraphilias in front of a mirror, having an orgy in front of a mirror, or enacting stripping fetishism in front of mirrors.

You see without Jesus anything is acceptable. No moral compass. Without God what is to say that slaughtering babies is wrong?* It just comes down to personal preference.

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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-16-2013, 07:12 AM

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A new Department of Faith and Family Values Census™ shows that atheism and child porn go together like a horse and carriage. Not that that surprises us, but the statistics are even less flattering than we would have imagined with heterosexual atheists composing only 2% of their total disgusting population. And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
Did you do that with Microsoft Word's graph and chart making features?
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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-22-2013, 01:52 AM

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Did you do that with Microsoft Word's graph and chart making features?
I didn't "do that" at all. The Department of Faith produced a survey. As I hold a security clearance given to me by GWB, I was on a mailing list with other pastors to receive such valuable awareness info.

It's incredible how people will oppose something even knowing that it is true within themselves. Which of these horrific inner-demons are you battling?

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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-23-2013, 01:14 AM

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I didn't "do that" at all. The Department of Faith produced a survey. As I hold a security clearance given to me by GWB, I was on a mailing list with other pastors to receive such valuable awareness info.

It's incredible how people will oppose something even knowing that it is true within themselves. Which of these horrific inner-demons are you battling?

Pastor Ed
Yeah, I'm sure criminals admitted to committing lewd crimes for the sake of some random government survey by the "Department of Faith". And that George W. Bush Jr. had this information collected and sat on it, issuing no investigations, warrants or arrests in regard into these supposed deviants. Very believable, indeed.
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Default Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows - 07-24-2013, 12:10 AM

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Yeah, I'm sure criminals admitted to committing lewd crimes for the sake of some random government survey by the "Department of Faith". And that George W. Bush Jr. had this information collected and sat on it, issuing no investigations, warrants or arrests in regard into these supposed deviants. Very believable, indeed.
Atheists who come on our board have such cynicism.

Our good Pastor provided us with actual statistics from a Federal Agency. Speaking for myself, I appreciate his efforts.

But, for some reason you prefer to deny this obvious evidence about the sinful sexual practices of atheists. You need to wake up and smell the coffee.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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