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Angry Audacious Negro Interferes With God's Justice - 01-03-2007, 08:58 PM

Jesus' divine plan to kill a young pornographer has been thwarted by a reckless nigra who apparently considers himself God, the Communist News Network reports.

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Rescuer pins fallen teenager, as subway passes over them
POSTED: 9:50 a.m. EST, January 3, 2007



NEW YORK (AP) -- Wesley Autrey faced a harrowing choice, as he tried to rescue a teenager who had fallen off a platform onto a subway track in front of an approaching train: Struggle to hoist him back up to the platform in time, or take a chance on finding safety under the train.

At first, he tried to pull the young man up, but he was afraid he wouldn't make it in time and they would both be killed.

"So I just chose to dive on top of him and pin him down," he said.

Autrey and the teen landed in the drainage trough between the rails Tuesday as a southbound No. 1 train entered the 137th Street/City College station.

The train's operator saw them on the tracks and applied the emergency brakes.

Two cars passed over the men -- with about 2 inches to spare, Autrey said. The troughs are typically about 12 inches deep but can be as shallow as 8 or as deep as 24, New York City Transit officials said.

Relatives identified the teen as Cameron Hollopeter, 19, of Littleton, Massachusetts, a student at the New York Film Academy.

Hollopeter's stepmother, Rachel Hollopeter, said Autrey was "an angel."

"He was so heroic," she said early Wednesday in a telephone interview. "If he wasn't there, this would be a whole different call."

Authorities said Hollopeter had suffered a medical problem, but was in stable condition at a hospital.

Autrey, 50, of Manhattan, declined medical attention.

Autrey had been waiting for a train with his two young daughters. After the train stopped, he heard bystanders scream and yelled out: "We're OK down here but I've got two daughters up there. Let them know their father's OK," The New York Times reported.

While spectators cheered Autrey, hugged him and hailed him as a hero, he didn't see it that way.

"I don't feel like I did something spectacular; I just saw someone who needed help," he told the Times. "I did what I felt was right."
It's kind of sad, really—instead of only the whelp dying and receiving whatever justice God deemed appropriate in the afterlife, he will now be going straight to Hell along with engineer and the pie stealer, as the three of them conspired together to spit on the LORD's Plan. Still, the boy's damnation was probably inevitable, as he was undoubtedly producing anti-Christian skin flicks like all New York film students are required to do by their sodomite professors.


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Default Re: Audacious Negro Interferes With God's Justice - 01-04-2007, 05:19 AM

As if that nigra boy wasn't already thrice-damned, he goes and subverts God's will. I swear those darkies just lack basic common sense. They need close supervision by their betters at all times. This one was probably drunk or high on crack or both.

Psalm 58:6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
58:7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
58:8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
58:9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.


Who are we to argue with this kind of love from God?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Audacious Negro Interferes With God's Justice - 01-04-2007, 05:52 AM

If most of the White race can't understand God's Love, then just how many non-whites can we expect to come to the Lord? Honestly, with the stupidity that whites show today, can one really expect much from the other races? No disrespect meant towards Remy, of course (there are exceptions to every "rule"), but trying to lead a negra away from the unemployment line into the communion line is like trying to tell an asiatic that secular universities like Harvard are good for nothing but damnation -- impossible. Truly the wicked are stuck in their ways -- I am amazed that God can even get through to SOME of them. Through Him, ALL things are possible, so we may yet be able to wean more non whites off of the Handouts Teat of the Godly White Republicans!


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I dunno, something don't seem right about this whole story.

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"So I just chose to dive on top of him and pin him down," he said.
Has anybody checked to see if the young boy was raped? Was his wallet still there? I think this is all a ruse. I'll bet a hundred bucks this was an intended mugging.

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Default Re: Audacious Negro Interferes With God's Justice - 01-05-2007, 12:21 AM

Now they're heaping laurels on him like he's the Second Coming.

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Subway Samaritan Receives Hero's Welcome At City Hall

January 04, 2007

The subway Samaritan was welcomed as a hero at City Hall today.

Wesley Autrey was greeted by Mayor Michael Bloomberg, two days after saving a man who had fallen onto the tracks at the 137th Street station. Autrey was given a medal, 12 free unlimited ride Metrocards and a trip to Disneyworld.

I'll take what Deaner said a step further—I'm willing to bet the boy planned the entire spectacle so he could mooch a few grand off of City Hall. As I've said, when you spend all day thinking about crime, you're bound to come up with some wild schemes. I might even go as far as to say he pushed the teenager onto the tracks, if that wasn't so clearly the work of our LORD.

He says while the honors are nice, he was just doing what anyone would have done.

"I wasn't expecting any of this," said Autrey. "The free ride for the whole year. I mean, I'm grateful for everything. I guess good things happen when you do good, and that's what I'm saying. All New Yorkers, we need to do good.

Autrey's also making the TV rounds, taping an appearance on the David Letterman Show.

Cameron Hollopeter, 20, suffered a seizure and when he fell off the platform. That's when Autrey jumped into action, squeezing himself and Hollopeter into a small space between the rails, barely avoiding an oncoming train.

The Hollopeter family has nothing but thanks for Autrey. In a statement, they said Autrey is “a hero in every sense of the word, and truly a blessing from the Almighty. He deserves all of the attention and the accolades that are now being bestowed upon him.”

Let me get this straight... according to these people, God was controlling the nigra? Forgive me for failing to see a shred of logic here. If He'd wanted the teenager to live, wouldn't He have simply not thrown him in front of the train? Wouldn't that make a whole lot more sense? Typical false Christianity.

They say Cameron and Autrey had a very emotional and private meeting Wednesday.

In other words, the nigra buck raped him senseless, probably infecting him with millions of tribal diseases. How touching.

The family says they are grateful to everyone near and far who have expressed their best wishes to Cameron.
Reporters are now saying that the flesh peddler's school is giving $5,000 to each of the darkie's daughters (at least the ones he knows about) for them to spend on "college," which, of course, is nigra-speak for "expensive crack cocaine."



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Reporters are now saying that the flesh peddler's school is giving $5,000 to each of the darkie's daughters (at least the ones he knows about) for them to spend on "college," which, of course, is nigra-speak for "expensive crack cocaine."
And have you seen what the man called his daughters? Syshe and Shuqui! I don't even want to know what "Syshe" means, but "Shuqui" is clearly a darkie mis-spelling of "Sucky." A man who'd call his daughter "Sucky" is clearly capable of anything.


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Brothers and Sisters should note the insignia on this kneegrah's cap. It is none other than a Playboy Bunny logo. There is no further proof needed than this deed was the work of the devil. The satanic Playboy Empire has for decades shamelessly published the graven pornographic images of naked women leading countless souls to the sin of Onanism. I believe that the Godly Pastors at LBC will agree that the willingness to violate God's laws concerning the spilling of seed has led to the dramatic increase in homerism. It has inspired many to spill their seed in places that the Baby Jesus could not even begin to dream of.
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Brothers and Sisters should note the insignia on this kneegrah's cap. It is none other than a Playboy Bunny logo. There is no further proof needed than this deed was the work of the devil. The satanic Playboy Empire has for decades shamelessly published the graven pornographic images of naked women leading countless souls to the sin of Onanism. I believe that the Godly Pastors at LBC will agree that the willingness to violate God's laws concerning the spilling of seed has led to the dramatic increase in homerism. It has inspired many to spill their seed in places that the Baby Jesus could not even begin to dream of.
Good Lord, you're right! I wonder if he got it as a free souvenir of his time as a playboy bunny? Nothing the secularists do can surprise me anymore.


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