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You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 03:12 PM
From today's CNN poll:
Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?
Rudy Giuliani
84%
30958
Sarah Palin
16%
5699
Total votes: 36657
This is not a scientific poll
---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 04:16 PM
Was this poll done in New York (sin) City filled with liebrils and joos or in the Heartland where Real Americans would participate in the questions?
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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Was this poll done in New York (sin) City filled with liebrils and joos or in the Heartland where Real Americans would participate in the questions?
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I guess we know the answer to that one, Brother Benedict. Just look at them using the pet name of "Rudy" instead of Rudolph
(the red-nosed guinea-wop)
Perhaps a mental faux pas with realizing how RUDE everyone there really is!
How would you like for me to address you as "Benny?"
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 06:11 PM
Sarah Palin, 16% !!! It is obvious the number is upside down.
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 06:46 PM
Dear friends,
There can be no doubt that the Communist News Network (CNN) rigged these numbers to sabotage Sarah Palin's inevitable victory in the next presidential elections. "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners." (1st Corinthians 15:33)
Yours in Jesus Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
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2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 07:11 PM
Those heathen New Yorkers obviously didn't learn anything from the judgment that God sent in 9/11!!
But the fearful, and unbelieving,
and the abominable, and murderers, and
whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Abigail
Those heathen New Yorkers obviously didn't learn anything from the judgment that God sent in 9/11!!
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It's Sad. Even a Country Singer (who is supposed to be GODLY and Patriotic), that crazyface Willie Nelson, is claiming the Twin Towers "imploded."
Sadder still is that I don't think "imploded" is even an actual word
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 10:45 PM
They ran a new poll:
Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?
A Retarded Chihuahua
84%
30958
Sarah Palin
16%
5699
"And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-22-2011, 10:55 PM
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A Retarded Chihuahua
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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-23-2011, 12:28 AM
That's very Patriotic of you. At least the colors are.
But you are Sadly deceived if you think this will put you on even an footing with AMERICANS: Masters of the Universe!!!
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-23-2011, 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SUV
From today's CNN poll:
Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?
Rudy Giuliani
84%
30958
Sarah Palin
16%
5699
Total votes: 36657
This is not a scientific poll
---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
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I might be worth mentioning that Rudy was Mayor of NYC. Sarah was Mayor of Wasilla, AK. Would one care to guess which place has more homers? And, might homers be quite likely to vote in a poll like this? Hmmmm.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-23-2011, 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SUV
From today's CNN poll:
Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?
Rudy Giuliani
84%
30958
Sarah Palin
16%
5699
Total votes: 36657
This is not a scientific poll
---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
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I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that they did that poll in Joo York City.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-23-2011, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Sarah Palin, 16% !!! It is obvious the number is upside down.
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Yes! It should surely have been 19%.
Why not put Sarah Palin up against a more realistic opponent, say Mike Huckabee, or "Oven" Mitt Romney, or Sarah's lesbian gal-pal Tammy Bruce?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this! -
01-23-2011, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
"Oven" Mitt Romney
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My GOD, Reverend, you Certainly are "on" today. "Oven" Mitt Romney
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