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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-01-2009, 04:18 PM

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Complete agreement? The sun is not Approx 500 miles from earth.
Of course it isn't. We already determined that it is nearly 600 miles.

If you believe (because you have been told) that it is millions of miles away, then you are welcome to try to disprove us. We used two independent ways of determining the distance scientifically and they both gave the same result, here and here.

We have scientific proof. All you have is "Naw-haw I heard different in science class so you're wrong."

You believe whatever your science teacher tells you, without proof or evidence of any kind, and you think WE are "sheep who just agree for the sake of it".

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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-03-2009, 02:54 PM

God did not provide you with the equasion, science did.
That theory only works with certain types of light, the sun how ever, does not comply with your statement. Inaccurate, irrelvant and silly.
If the sun was 500 miles above, we would be dead.
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-03-2009, 03:02 PM

Boy, go out on any sunny day and you know what you will see all around you? Light. Make all the excuses about different kinds of light you want, but I don't believe it. It's like that evolution crap you believe. Always trying to fill in the gaps or make something up to make it look like you might be able to believe it. Stop rebelling against God. Your atheist hobby might be cool to your friends, but you'll have nothing to brag to your friends about when you're all bobbing in a lake of fire. Besides, my best friend Jesus is way cooler than any of your friends. And what's better, he can be your best friend too (I think)!
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-03-2009, 10:06 PM

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That theory only works with certain types of light, the sun how ever, does not comply with your statement. Inaccurate, irrelvant and silly.
Interesting. I thought there was only one type of light, the kind that emanates from an energy source and is made out of photons. How many other types of light are there? Which types of light does this theory work with, and which type of light does the sun produce?

What about the part where I confirmed the spectrometer findings using the inverse squares law? Does the inverse squares law only work with "certain types" of radiation, and not the kind the sun produces?

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If the sun was 500 miles above, we would be dead.
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-04-2009, 12:42 AM

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God did not provide you with the equasion, science did.
That theory only works with certain types of light, the sun how ever, does not comply with your statement. Inaccurate, irrelvant and silly.
If the sun was 500 miles above, we would be dead.
This goes right back to the old question of which is further away...the sun, or Florida. I can't see Florida from here but I can see the sun.


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God did not provide you with the equasion, science did.
That theory only works with certain types of light, the sun how ever, does not comply with your statement. Inaccurate, irrelvant and silly.
If the sun was 500 miles above, we would be dead.
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-14-2009, 08:24 PM

the sun isnt made of cola it is all of gas it is like 93,000,000 miles away from us other wise we would eb dragged towards it and incinerated
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-14-2009, 08:54 PM

proof u want ok go get in a rockt reset the mileometer and go to the sun you will soon see it is not 500 or 600 miles away if i was you i would stop at 5 or600 as there is no point
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Boy, go out on any sunny day and you know what you will see all around you? Light. Make all the excuses about different kinds of light you want, but I don't believe it. It's like that evolution crap you believe. Always trying to fill in the gaps or make something up to make it look like you might be able to believe it. Stop rebelling against God. Your atheist hobby might be cool to your friends, but you'll have nothing to brag to your friends about when you're all bobbing in a lake of fire. Besides, my best friend Jesus is way cooler than any of your friends. And what's better, he can be your best friend too (I think)!

ok ok your sayin evolution is wrong now too ok then so picture this meat eating dinosaurs fast creatures anythin eating humans not fast creatures or as i would put it an easy meal so then we would all be dead as the dinousar would of eaten us all score 1 to the atheists
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ok ok your sayin evolution is wrong now too ok then so picture this meat eating dinosaurs fast creatures anythin eating humans not fast creatures or as i would put it an easy meal so then we would all be dead as the dinousar would of eaten us all score 1 to the atheists
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-14-2009, 09:19 PM

oh and hell sounds fun myt get a nice tan
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proof u want ok go get in a rockt reset the mileometer and go to the sun you will soon see it is not 500 or 600 miles away if i was you i would stop at 5 or600 as there is no point
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-14-2009, 09:44 PM

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ok ok your sayin evolution is wrong now too ok then so picture this meat eating dinosaurs fast creatures anythin eating humans not fast creatures or as i would put it an easy meal so then we would all be dead as the dinousar would of eaten us all score 1 to the atheists
What about lions and tigers - we seem to survive despite them...

Bob, I'm beiginning to see that you've been led astray by listening to so-called science on the TV but you didn't take it all in.


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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-14-2009, 11:29 PM

What about lions and tigers - we seem to survive despite them...

Indeed, for a couple of reasons.
  • They do not appear all over the world.
  • They are afraid of humans, ofcourse.
  • There are some exceptions.There are far more people than said animals. If we lived together with dinosaurs, we would not be the dominant species on earth.
  • We can actually stand up to these animals.

Some reasons why we would not survive with dinosaurs.
  • Dinosaurs appeared all over the planet, mostly because there was one big continent. ( I know you probably don't believe me.)
  • Humans would be insanely easy targets for any dinosaur.
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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-15-2009, 12:02 AM

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What about lions and tigers - we seem to survive despite them...

Indeed, for a couple of reasons.
  • They do not appear all over the world.
  • They are afraid of humans, ofcourse.
  • There are some exceptions.There are far more people than said animals. If we lived together with dinosaurs, we would not be the dominant species on earth.
  • We can actually stand up to these animals.

Some reasons why we would not survive with dinosaurs.
  • Dinosaurs appeared all over the planet, mostly because there was one big continent. ( I know you probably don't believe me.)
  • Humans would be insanely easy targets for any dinosaur.
Are you a twelve year old? You might want to go back to coloring books of dinosaurs.


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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-15-2009, 12:16 AM

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[[*]They are afraid of humans, ofcourse.

[*]We can actually stand up to these animals.
Riiiight....



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Default Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away? - 02-15-2009, 01:37 AM

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What about lions and tigers - we seem to survive despite them...

Indeed, for a couple of reasons.
  • They do not appear all over the world.
  • They are afraid of humans, ofcourse.
  • There are some exceptions.There are far more people than said animals. If we lived together with dinosaurs, we would not be the dominant species on earth.
  • We can actually stand up to these animals.

Some reasons why we would not survive with dinosaurs.
  • Dinosaurs appeared all over the planet, mostly because there was one big continent. ( I know you probably don't believe me.)
  • Humans would be insanely easy targets for any dinosaur.
That is correct, it is because we live in large groups.

I would like to see you try and stand up to a Lion
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