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Thumbs up Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-22-2010, 11:11 PM

Hello fellow Heaven watchers.

Here is a video showing how God intervenes to disprove atheist scum like Copernicus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSU5VwIQTNI

Mars does not go round in circles like Gaylileo said, God intervenes and makes it dance around the sky.
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-22-2010, 11:25 PM

Why are you here?


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-22-2010, 11:38 PM

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Why are you here?
I do not claim to know the Almighty's great plan but I do know He has guided me here.

From the perspective of my own free will, to share in the marvel of His Creation.

Because there's nothing good on telly?
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-22-2010, 11:50 PM

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Because there's nothing good on telly?
If there is nothing good on the TV, which is the case 100% of the time, why not spend time on studying your Holy Bible?


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-22-2010, 11:56 PM

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Because there's nothing good on telly?
Just wondering. Do you folks from the UK ever feel embarrassed using gay words like 'telly'?

You have to know the rest of the anglosphere is laughing at you, right?
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If there is nothing good on the TV, which is the case 100% of the time, why not spend time on studying your Holy Bible?
I have spent much time contemplating and studying my Bible today, Pastor Ezekiel has given me food for thought, my eyes hurt but Jesus soothes.

My heart may be msiguided but my mind is still pure.
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-23-2010, 01:04 AM

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I have spent much time contemplating and studying my Bible today, Pastor Ezekiel has given me food for thought, my eyes hurt but Jesus soothes.

My heart may be msiguided but my mind is still pure.
Pure and empty aren't the same thing.
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Just wondering. Do you folks from the UK ever feel embarrassed using gay words like 'telly'?

You have to know the rest of the anglosphere is laughing at you, right?
Er, no and no.

You've chosen a weird example to be frank, I don't think I do use that word much, for one I don't actually have a TV, I was being facetious, for two, it's a common phrase that I didn't feel should be modified.

I do feel a bit weird 'typing in a foreign language' but we speak how we speak. I might berate you for speaking French when you turn on a faucet! My spellcheck doesn't like that word! Nor spellcheck!
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Pure and empty aren't the same thing.
True, empty could mean pure but not vice versa.

In a biblical sense the above would not apply though.
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-23-2010, 01:15 AM

Faucet? Do you mean a tap?

You brits are incomprehensible.
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True, empty could mean pure but not vice versa.

In a biblical sense the above would not apply though.
Really? So in a Biblical sense a pure mind would be an empty mind?

Please back that up with scripture.

Oh, I get it. You're confusing Christianity with Buddhism.
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Faucet? Do you mean a tap?

You brits are incomprehensible.
My bad. I thought y'all said faucet!

You do say sidewalk though and that definitely sounds gay - to an Englishman. And when you're not on the sidewalk you're gaywalking!
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Really? So in a Biblical sense a pure mind would be an empty mind?
I meant quite the opposite, the statement was moved to a different context, not negated.

A pure Christian mind is anything but empty, it is full of love of Jesus and contempt for Buddhists.
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Default Re: Mars' retrograde proves God's Eternal bounty. - 02-23-2010, 01:48 AM

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I have spent much time contemplating and studying my Bible today...
Perhaps a little more time with it might be in order. Perhaps Isaiah?

Isaiah 47:13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
47:14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


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