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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 08:49 AM

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Many worthless freaks believe science is fact, while the Bible is a lie. I find that quite pathetic, since the only people who seem to come up with the actual 'proof' that science is fact are the scientists themselves. Well why wouldn't they? They have to protect their meaningless jobs.

I find that amuzing, since we know the truth. We believe in factual faith, where as they believe in 'science-fiction'. We are men of God, while they are losers of science.

Seriously, how are we meant to believe anything some worthless scientist tells us, when it is clearly a lie and fabrication to attack our God. ALL Scientists are in league with Lucifer, their plan to blast our heads so full of nonsense that we believe more in their far-out-trash, than God almighty.

Genetics, dinosaurs, men on the moon. All bullshit. For every co-called fact they can give me, i can dismiss it as fabricated nonsense. It's already a well-known-fact that all the moon landings were faked. Man has never set foot into space, and I would be willing to bet that nothing else has either. All the pictures from so-called sattelites ... FAKE, all pictures from other plantes ... FAKE, and how can we believe most so-called fossils are truly what they say if their so-called carbon dating bullshit comes from these perverting scientists too? In truth - We can't.

Oh we have all seen the pictures of a cloned sheep. Ha ha. Like all sheep don't look identical. Prove to me it was cloned, and not just some slight-of-hand magician's trick to make the masses actually believe cloning is possible.

So in an effort to prove these pathetic scientists wrong, I set them a task. They ask me to prove God exists? Well I asked them to prove to me the Earth is round, not flat. Prove this to me - NOT with so-called 'genuine' pictures from 'outerspace', or any of your other science fiction bullshit.

Because we know that it is flat, and that God lets people 'flip' to the other side safely.

Isaiah 40:22 says 'It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth', CIRCLE, NOT SPHERE. The Earth is a FLAT CIRCLE, every Christian knew that for 100's of years. But science has been working to blind of from that truth for decades! And they almost had us!

So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it 'science fiction' - They could not.

In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in. You know what I mean. The ones those dumb illiterate towel-headed pig-farmers used to destroy the twin towers. If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago. They are the work of the Devil, and hated by God. Why do you think a massive metal object can actually fly through the air? Oh, don't give me some dumb scientific explanation, it is sorcery that powers these machines. Anyone who flies in a plane will burn in Hell! Praise Jesus!

God does not want us to meddle in his affairs, cloning humans, genetics bullshit, so-called scientific advancements are nothing but blasphemy, and can be accounted for as alchemy and sorcery. All filthy scientists will burn come Judgement Day for their part in the Satanic agenda of trying to disprove my God, which carried the ultimate punishment. The Second death, referred to in Revelation. And there shall be a great gnashing of teeth, and their skin shall burn off their bones, and their eyes shall melt into their sockets, and their pain shall last eternity. It's nothing less than they deserve. Amen!

I for one can't wait till you all burn, your blood is on your own heads. Halleluja!

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 01:35 PM

It wasn't created by science, it was created by the hand of man guided by The Almighty.





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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 03:47 PM

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It wasn't created by science, it was created by the hand of man guided by The Almighty.
And science based discoveries and creations is also created by the hand of man, what about that? The devil? Why would the devil make our lives so good? Maybe he's the good guy.

Besides, computer's, electricity, diodes, microships, where is all that in the bible? Nowhere? How odd.

And those were created not by only christians, but also atheists guys who used scientific method.

We wouldn't be here on our computers without the dicovery of electrons, without this knowledge, we wouldn't have electricity (also not in the bible).

With other words, you're all a bunch of hypocrites.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 06:07 PM

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And science based discoveries and creations is also created by the hand of man, what about that? The devil? Why would the devil make our lives so good? Maybe he's the good guy.

Besides, computer's, electricity, diodes, microships, where is all that in the bible? Nowhere? How odd.

And those were created not by only christians, but also atheists guys who used scientific method.

We wouldn't be here on our computers without the dicovery of electrons, without this knowledge, we wouldn't have electricity (also not in the bible).

With other words, you're all a bunch of hypocrites.
Good to see not everyone on this forum is a brain-dead kid. Of course they're hypocrites. No matter what you say that's against their religion they ignore it and use stupid bible verses as a response.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 07:02 PM

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[/FONT]39048]Good to see not everyone on this forum is a brain-dead kid. Of course they're hypocrites. No matter what you say that's against their religion they ignore it and use stupid bible verses as a response.
Once again you prove why atheists are homer sexuals and cannot attract women.

How can it be against our religion if our and the only Bible tells us it is so?

Your blind heathen interpretations are not the literal and divine word of God given to govern all mankind.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 07:03 PM

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Good to see not everyone on this forum is a brain-dead kid. Of course they're hypocrites. No matter what you say that's against their religion they ignore it and use stupid bible verses as a response.
Please explain how we are hypocrites if we ignore anything that is against the Bible. Do you know what a hypocrite is?


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And science based discoveries and creations is also created by the hand of man, what about that? The devil? Why would the devil make our lives so good? Maybe he's the good guy.

Besides, computer's, electricity, diodes, microships, where is all that in the bible? Nowhere? How odd.

And those were created not by only christians, but also atheists guys who used scientific method.

We wouldn't be here on our computers without the dicovery of electrons, without this knowledge, we wouldn't have electricity (also not in the bible).

With other words, you're all a bunch of hypocrites.

He deceived you into thinking your life is good. You have bought his pretty and tempting lie of science, and it has distracted you from the truth. your own words are proof of this.

How are we hypocrites for spreading the word of God despite you baby killing atheists?


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 10:37 PM

Seeing as I have just read the rules and found that this forum does nothing for anyone new. And in fact discourages new ideas, and other opinions (as shown by banning those who do not believe what you do), I have decided to say "screw it" and leave. According to your ideals not one church I ever went to as a Christian was a true Christian Church. It is people like you who ruin the world. You believe in killing all non-believers, which in fact is funny as according to you not everyone is born loving God. Does that mean we kill the babies too? If anything it is you people who should be dealt with. It is pretty amazing for a nutcase, or sorry I meant Christian forum with 500 real members to attract the attention of a Hacking forum with 500,000 members. I was going to troll here until I saw some of the statements you made. I can now say this: You all are racist, oppressive, prejudice, insane, terrible, malevolent, hypocritical, maniacal, destructive, brain-washed, monsters.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 10:50 PM

So that's how to convince an atheist of anything? Make pretty pictures?

I think I'm starting to understand why public schools no longer teach kids to read.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 11:19 PM

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So that's how to convince an atheist of anything? Make pretty pictures?

I think I'm starting to understand why public schools no longer teach kids to read.
Wow you completely missed the point, and proved to me that this is a cult. With only 500 members who really cares.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-24-2011, 11:57 PM

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Wow you completely missed the point, and proved to me that this is a cult. With only 500 members who really cares.
Funny, when I go onto the community board, I see the number of members on this board is 29,030. But I'm sure you would know more than the software.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-25-2011, 12:17 AM

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Funny, when I go onto the community board, I see the number of members on this board is 29,030. But I'm sure you would know more than the software.
Funny as if you actually look at the members about 20,000 are banned and 8,000 have under 100 posts.
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Funny as if you actually look at the members about 20,000 are banned and 8,000 have under 100 posts.
I don't think my husband has 1,000 posts on here, but he's a member. He just can't be bothered dealing with retards. Does that mean he's not a member of our church?

Oh and 80% of American's are Christian, just because they're not members of our Church does not mean they don't vote the same way we do.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-25-2011, 12:34 AM

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I don't think my husband has 1,000 posts on here, but he's a member. He just can't be bothered dealing with retards. Does that mean he's not a member of our church?

Oh and 80% of American's are Christian, just because they're not members of our Church does not mean they don't vote the same way we do.
Actually 60-80% of Americans define themselves as Christians. But according to you most of them are not true Christians.

I said 100 not 1,000. 300 posts means they post here sometimes, 30 posts means they troll.

Also I like how you just ignore the fact that 80% of the members are banned. Watch I will be banned. I should be because it is in the rules of the forum and I accept I will be banned.

Did you call theists and atheists that don't agree with you retards? Funny as the definition of retardation is "slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc." This actually defines the forum.

BTW I am an atheist, was a Christian for 15 years (though you will say I wasn't really), live in a Christian household, have a girlfriend, have better morals than most of the people here, and I guarantee my non-existent soul that there is no God like yours.
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Actually 60-80% of Americans define themselves as Christians. But according to you most of them are not true Christians.

I said 100 not 1,000. 300 posts means they post here sometimes, 30 posts means they troll.

Also I like how you just ignore the fact that 80% of the members are banned. Watch I will be banned. I should be because it is in the rules of the forum and I accept I will be banned.

Did you call theists and atheists that don't agree with you retards? Funny as the definition of retardation is "slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc." This actually defines the forum.

BTW I am an atheist, was a Christian for 15 years (though you will say I wasn't really), live in a Christian household, have a girlfriend, have better morals than most of the people here, and I guarantee my non-existent soul that there is no God like yours.

What scripture proves that you have better morals? You have a girlfriend, not a wife. Nowhere does it say in scripture that exclusive dating is the way for a man to love a woman. Hypocrite.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 02-28-2012, 09:43 AM

Whoa whoa whoa.
ALL science, I repeat, ALL science is evil?
So you reject gravity? Evolution? The Big Bang? The Periodic Table?
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Does it agree with the Bible?
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 02-28-2012, 05:39 PM

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Whoa whoa whoa.
ALL science, I repeat, ALL science is evil?
So you reject gravity? Evolution? The Big Bang? The Periodic Table?
Pfft.
All of those topics have been covered, please try the search function. As for science....

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 02-28-2012, 09:28 PM

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Seriously, how are we meant to believe anything some worthless scientist tells us, when it is clearly a lie and fabrication to attack our God.
You don't have to simply believe everything a "worthless scientist" tells you. Maybe you could go do some research yourself (outside of the Bible) so that you wouldn't have to just take somebody's word for granted.
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ALL Scientists are in league with Lucifer, their plan to blast our heads so full of nonsense that we believe more in their far-out-trash, than God almighty.
Seriously? You believe that the MILLIONS scientists that have ever existed are ALL in league with Satan, and every bit of evidence they have ever provided have all been made up? That's the silliest theory I've ever heard.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 02-28-2012, 11:03 PM

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Seriously? You believe that the MILLIONS scientists that have ever existed are ALL in league with Satan, and every bit of evidence they have ever provided have all been made up? That's the silliest theory I've ever heard.
It's no more silly than slime turns into fish turns into monkeys turns into people. They've got to be all in on it or someone would have blown the whistle by now.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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