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Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-26-2007, 03:03 PM
Well, we here at Landover have been warning of the dangers of gothism for years, and here's yet more proof. A crazed pair of goths attacked a group of young Christians so savagely that the Christians had no option but to use lethal force in self-defence.
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A "kind" young woman who was attacked by a gang of youths in a Lancashire park almost two weeks ago has died of her injuries, police said on Friday. Sophie Lancaster, 20, and her boyfriend Robert Maltby, 21, were set upon in Stubby Lee park in Bacup near Burnley in the early hours of Saturday, August 11. Both were beaten unconscious.
The Lancashire Telegraph newspaper said they were so badly injured that police had difficulty establishing their sex. The paper added that detectives thought they might have been attacked because they were wearing "Goth" clothing.
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I don't see a problem here. This Godless young lady dressed up like a skeleton, so she obviously wished she was dead. And now she is. Problem solved. And that part about how "they were so badly injured that police had difficulty establishing their sex" is obvious media bias - nobody can tell whether goths are boys or girls anyway, that's what makes them goths.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-26-2007, 04:07 PM
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oh my, thats a disgrace! i hope the murderers are caught, do you know if they have been or not?
thats funny but its a dodgy situation to be making joke, any sex can dress thamselves in black and claim they're a goth, boy and girl. any way that doesn't matter, Lord, what is the world coming to?
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-26-2007, 04:58 PM
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oh my, thats a disgrace! i hope the murderers are caught, do you know if they have been or not?
thats funny but its a dodgy situation to be making joke, any sex can dress thamselves in black and claim they're a goth, boy and girl. any way that doesn't matter, Lord, what is the world coming to?
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The world is coming to grief faster than you know. Jesus is coming back, not to make peace, but to lead the battle of Armageddon against all the diaperheads. You need to be ready! Do you have a gun or a sword? A kitchen knife? Can you find a stick? Do you have anything to carry rocks in? Because this battle will turn every river in the world to blood according to Scripture.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-26-2007, 07:06 PM
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The world is coming to grief faster than you know. Jesus is coming back, not to make peace, but to lead the battle of Armageddon against all the diaperheads. You need to be ready! Do you have a gun or a sword? A kitchen knife? Can you find a stick? Do you have anything to carry rocks in? Because this battle will turn every river in the world to blood according to Scripture.
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oh i cant wait
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-26-2007, 09:40 PM
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oh i cant wait
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But you'll be on the losing side unless you repent and accept Christ, sinner.
So I wouldn't look forward to it if I was you.. But fortunately, I'm not you. (Thank God!)
And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:19-21
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-27-2007, 12:13 AM
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oh i cant wait
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you cant tipe either. Better open your heart and soul to Jesus FAST, little lady!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-27-2007, 01:00 AM
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And that part about how "they were so badly injured that police had difficulty establishing their sex" is obvious media bias - nobody can tell whether goths are boys or girls anyway, that's what makes them goths.
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Not only is the sex part media bias, I would say the whole assumption it was a beating by unknown third parties is a little suspicious. Goth's cut themselves and put bolts in their faces. Is beating each other to death for a few laughs really a stretch of the imagination?
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Re: Young Brit Christians minister to goths -
08-31-2007, 06:39 PM
Shout GLORY!!
The only good goth is a dead goth!
L ve, Sister Thumper
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