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Salvation lies within what? -
02-22-2015, 11:39 PM
I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-22-2015, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Abel Magwitch
I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.
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That is somewhat cryptic, Able. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? Have you funds? We need more information.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-22-2015, 11:51 PM
Would you like to try this again after whatever drugs you are on have worn off?
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 12:05 AM
Are you a catholic? Your unfortunate remarks seem to echo some of their teachings.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 01:12 AM
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...Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it...
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 01:19 AM
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Abel Magwitch
I am Abel. Not able, Abel. Saying this I am able too, not that it matters as my real power is the power of the Lord. Power that courses through my very seminal fluid. Lest I shed my seed upon the ground, in which case, well let's not go into it. Amen.
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Son, when I was serving the great US of A in the war, we had a name for boys like you. Homos.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 01:02 PM
Worst introduction I've read in a long time. All I've learned is that you're delusional and you think God is in your semen. Normally I'd say we can help you, but truth be told, I'm not so sure in your case.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 03:13 PM
Welcome friend, please PM me your Pastors name, I'd like to have a talk with him.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-23-2015, 03:22 PM
A very cautious welcome to you. I can't understand a word you're saying, but if your seed ends up on the ground, you are violating Genesis 38:9-10 and making God mad.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
02-24-2015, 12:43 AM
What are speaking about boy? It's not that hard to follow the instructions. Stop being drunk, God doesn't like it. "Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:10
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 07:06 AM
It would appear that the members of this congregation would do well to read the words of William Blake as sung in the hymn Jerusalem.
"And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land. "
The poem was inspired by the fact that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Aramathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years. The poem's theme is linked to the Book of Revelation (3:12 and 21:2) describing a Second Coming, wherein Jesus establishes a New Jerusalem. The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.
No, no mention of New Jersey or Duluth, which is not surprising seeing as the good old US of A is devoid of anything but capricious and tenuous links with the good book and its cast members.
And it doesn't say "bring me my UZI" etc
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 07:17 AM
OK Abel, sure. Some doper I never heard of said it in a poem, so it has to be true.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 04:09 PM
Abel, if you are trying to convince us that you are Christian and love Jesus, why not quote the Bible instead of witch incantations and subliminal messages about anal sex.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 04:18 PM
William Blake was a nutter who advocated "free love" and despised Godly marriage, and the answer to the questions posed in the first 2 verses of that poem is "No".
I do hope that helps.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abel Magwitch
It would appear that the members of this congregation would do well to read the words of William Blake as sung in the hymn Jerusalem.
"And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land. "
The poem was inspired by the fact that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Aramathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years. The poem's theme is linked to the Book of Revelation (3:12 and 21:2) describing a Second Coming, wherein Jesus establishes a New Jerusalem. The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.
No, no mention of New Jersey or Duluth, which is not surprising seeing as the good old US of A is devoid of anything but capricious and tenuous links with the good book and its cast members.
And it doesn't say "bring me my UZI" etc
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You are a blasphemer, neighbor; and you must be teched. Jesus would have no truck with the Blue Men, nor would he associate with blood worshipping Gaels. Also, you English are now a nation of idol worshippers. You are not saved and your posing as a Christian will not bear fruit here.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
06-30-2015, 07:50 PM
hi sir. you seem like a pretty cool dude. the type of guy you wanna have a beer with and maybe even smoke a joint or 2 (where it's legal to do so of course). i'll bet Jesus himself would join you if he was not dead guess you just gotta wait til you're up in Heaven to do that! have a nice day
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
07-01-2015, 12:09 AM
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hi sir. you seem like a pretty cool dude. the type of guy you wanna have a beer with and maybe even...
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
07-01-2015, 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abel Magwitch
It would appear that the members of this congregation would do well to read the words of William Blake as sung in the hymn Jerusalem.
"And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land. "
The poem was inspired by the fact that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Aramathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years. The poem's theme is linked to the Book of Revelation (3:12 and 21:2) describing a Second Coming, wherein Jesus establishes a New Jerusalem. The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.
No, no mention of New Jersey or Duluth, which is not surprising seeing as the good old US of A is devoid of anything but capricious and tenuous links with the good book and its cast members.
And it doesn't say "bring me my UZI" etc
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Salvation lies within what? -
07-07-2015, 04:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abel Magwitch
It would appear that the members of this congregation would do well to read the words of William Blake as sung in the hymn Jerusalem.
"And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land. "
The poem was inspired by the fact that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Aramathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years. The poem's theme is linked to the Book of Revelation (3:12 and 21:2) describing a Second Coming, wherein Jesus establishes a New Jerusalem. The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.
No, no mention of New Jersey or Duluth, which is not surprising seeing as the good old US of A is devoid of anything but capricious and tenuous links with the good book and its cast members.
And it doesn't say "bring me my UZI" etc
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Where's the scripture? All I understand is mindless babbling of some drunk, high person.
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