[Johny Joe Hold]

The baby is coming soon. I'm guessing Godless Brits will be sending cases of stout and sex toys. We True Christians need to send gifts that reflect our deep understanding of sin.

I think the baby should learn early on about its mixed race and the anger that causes Jesus. Maybe a nice gift would be a baby's bib with Leviticus 19:19 "....thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed."

Along with that we could send a toy with a recorded voice repeating over and over Psalm 51:5, Behold, I was brought forth in inequity; and in sin my mother conceived me.

Additional ideas would be most helpful.

[James Hutchins]

Wow, good question. I've never though of giving one of them a gift other than of God. Aren't they all catlicks? I suppose we could all chip in and get them teeth.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I can think of nothing better than a 10’ by 8’ picture of Godly Mr Trump with Jesus standing behind him under the red white and blue of this great Nation.

With an eagle. They could hang it in the castle or where ever they live.

YIC

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

I can think of nothing better than a 10’ by 8’ picture of Godly Mr Trump with Jesus standing behind him under the red white and blue of this great Nation.

With an eagle. They could hang it in the castle or where ever they live.

YIC

Will this one suffice, dear Brother Dr. Niles? It seems to have everything you've so kindly suggested. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Will this one suffice, dear Brother Dr. Niles? It seems to have everything you've so kindly suggested. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Oh Lordy!

That is the most inspirational picture I’ve seen in years! Truly it speaks to Mr Trump being appointed by God: to lead this nation into Christian ascendency.

Glory!

YIC

[Isabella White]

Oh, I'm so happy it meets your very high standards, dear Brother Dr. Niles. I could hear our Bridegroom calling and saying, "this is the one". May you enjoy a blessed Lord's Day, Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[FreeFromBrains]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Will this one suffice, dear Brother Dr. Niles? It seems to have everything you've so kindly suggested. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Not so great spellers, you godbotherers, neh? So Jesus was nearly 7 feet tall? Who knew?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains

Not so great spellers, you godbotherers, neh? So Jesus was nearly 7 feet tall? Who knew?

The Lord isn't bothered by a spelling error, young lady; don't be so foolish as to let a little mistake keep you from an eternal home in Heaven. God knows our hearts are in the right place: Jeremiah 17:10 "I the Lord search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings." And that also means God knows YOUR heart: Jeremiah 17:9 "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?"

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains

Not so great spellers, you godbotherers, neh? So Jesus was nearly 7 feet tall? Who knew?

Jesus also has hair like spun gold, obviously it is an artists interpretation. While our dear DJT stands tall above men, Jesus has to tower above all.
You people are so gullible, you will believe anything as fact and not question any detail that is illogical.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wonder if Mike Huckabee writes children's books. It would be so helpful to have as a child's book his latest upbeat message on the harm being done to the country by all this uncertain gender business.

Maybe he could write a special edition just for this occasion. Not just a Royal child but every child needs to be instructed on this sin while they are still very young.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/m...exclusive.html

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I wonder if Mike Huckabee writes children's books. It would be so helpful to have as a child's book his latest upbeat message on the harm being done to the country by all this uncertain gender business.

Maybe he could write a special edition just for this occasion. Not just a Royal child but every child needs to be instructed on this sin while they are still very young.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/m...exclusive.html

What a wonderful idea, Brother Hold! Maybe Mike could get Secretary Sarah to promote the book at her next press conference (ignoring any insulting questions from CNN, naturally.)

[handmaiden]

What is an Appropriate True Christian Gift for Megan and Prince Harry's Baby?



Another set of parents! You just know that baby ain't gonna be raised right.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains

So Jesus was nearly 7 feet tall? Who knew?

Hey--Jesus was suspended on a cross for a long time. He got taller, no surprise.

[Brother Gonzalez]

I think one of this may be an appropriate gift for a child, reminder of the mother's origins:

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

The former cable TV star Meghan Markle has proved to be somewhat of an embarrassment to the Royals in the UK. Known formally as the alliterative Duchess of Sussex, the social climbing tart has become known in the British tabloids for her bad taste and nicknamed the "charlatan grifter".

Not well known for conducting herself with impeccable class and dignity, the "Duchess" has pissed off the Queen and was recently banished to Frogmore Cottage in Windsor (once known to be overrun with disgusting little frogs - a sure punishment, even if not sent by God).

By all accounts, the British people would like to see less of her - which suggests that a worthwhile present might be a one-way ticket to some swamp somewhere else on the planet.

Barring that, the French might be induced to donating a frog abattoir for the property.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Maybe some kind of a gift that would inspire the child to greatness would be helpful. We don't know if it will be a boy or girl but a girl might be inspired by seeing a famous Negro woman's face at the breakfast table. I'm thinking of sending a case of pancake mix to the family:

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Maybe some kind of a gift that would inspire the child to greatness would be helpful. We don't know if it will be a boy or girl but a girl might be inspired by seeing a famous Negro woman's face at the breakfast table. I'm thinking of sending a case of pancake mix to the family:

What a thoughtful gift, Brother Hold! I'm sure the Duchess & His Royal Highness will be most appreciative. But why not arrange to have the pancake mix delivered to the Froggy Swamp by the woman in the photo, personally? With a bit of training, one wonders if she might be able to assist in midwifery -- assuming she would be willing to cease pretending that she knows nothing about birthing babies. Shall I call the Queen and let Her Majesty know arrangements are being made? A blessed day to you, Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

The appallingly grasping Markle woman - I mean seriously, a baby shower, how vulgar is that? - has over-shared her intention of raising the child as "gender neutral". My daughter has embroidered a khaki-colored babygro with the words Pretentious Parasite.