[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

And you're living proof that not all Christians are retarded.








Just almost all.

How original! What's next, "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

Speaking of rubbers, their use would prevent many of the very, very few pregnancies caused by legitimate rape.

Do you think we could start an ad campaign to encourage legitimate rapists to use condoms? "Take your DNA evidence with you, or flush it down the toilet. Either way, protect yourself and your future from prosecution with Legitimate™ Brand Condoms!

"Now available in lavender scent."

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Do you think we could start an ad campaign to encourage legitimate rapists to use condoms? "Take your DNA evidence with you, or flush it down the toilet. Either way, protect yourself and your future from prosecution with Legitimate™ Brand Condoms!

I imagine the Catholics would have an issue with those.

[Jessi Schurt]

Isaiah Chapter 3 verse 16 -17
16 - Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haugty, and walk with streched forth neck and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:

17 - Therfore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their seret parts

So it sounds to me like rape is okay for GOD if they are sluts

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jessi Schurt

Isaiah Chapter 3 verse 16 -17
16 - Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haugty, and walk with streched forth neck and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:

17 - Therfore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their seret parts

So it sounds to me like rape is okay for GOD if they are sluts

Because He will give them scabies or seborrheic dermatitis, and check out their vaginas?

[Jedediah]

It's an established scientheistic fact that women who are raped secrete certain secretions in response to the their being caught unawares (even if they were practically begging for it by dressing like sluts), and these secretions act as a spermicide. So while the "rape victim" doesn't get pregnant, she has the blood of millions upon millions of precious sperm children on her hands.

If there is any true victim in the case of rape, it is the sacred unborn sperm babies who were never given a chance to accept Christ as their personal Savior - all because some tramp seduced their father into spilling his seed into her, where she commits mass murder with her spermicidal secretions.

As you can see, "rape victims" are actually the true perpetrators here.

[Godfly]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

There is bad news. God's political party, our Republican Party, is quietly taking out a provision that was the only way available to prevent abortions due to a rape.

If we are going to allow the beautiful babies who were conceived through rape to be born, we must keep women from falsely claiming rape. This was done in the original Hyde Ammendment with the term forcible rape.

This ingenious term meant when a pregnancy resulted from rape where a stupid woman had been given rape date drugs, she could not cry, "Oh it's unfair. Give me an abortion."

No, the woman was not forcibly raped. The rape date drugs are merely recreational.

Now, the GOP is backing down from use of the term, forcible rape. I don't understand how our own party could suddenly be more interested in the welfare of women than in unborn babies?

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/...-rape-abortion

Todd Akin is now refusing to drop out of the race! It seems he meant to say "forcible rape." Apparently his doctor friends aren't coming forward to help. He is now saying that he know several women who have been raped and none of them have become pregnant. I don't know why this Godly man is hanging out with harlots, perhaps it's for scientific inquiry.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1812052.html

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by Godfly

He is now saying that he know several women who have been raped and none of them have become pregnant.

Well, that pretty much settles it then. Actual rape never leads to pregnancy, due to harlots secreting certain secretions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

Well, that pretty much settles it then. Actual rape never leads to pregnancy, due to harlots secreting certain secretions.

Praise the Lord for His perfect design, in which He realized that women would tempt men beyond their ability to resist simply by walking down the street. He designed in these secret secretions secretly, so we could tell whether a woman who cried rape was telling the truth!

(I imagine it's for those women raped in the suburbs, since they are neither in the city nor the country.)

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

Think of all the poor men wrongly convicted of rape even when the women wound up pregnant! There should be some sort of reparations fund to make those men whole, funded by their false accusers. The women are probably broke but that sort of woman can always find a way to make a buck.

Yours in His Thirst For Justice,
bab

[Jedediah]

The one sure-fire way to tell if a "rape victim" is lying is if she gets pregnant. If she gets pregnant, that means she wanted it, since her body did not make any secretions.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

The only women that get raped are the ones that dress as whores and spend time in places flaunting themselves, literally begging to be raped. I fail to see why our tax dollars should support their wanton behavior.
Jesus cries inconsolably with the death of every one of His babies. Little souls who never get a chance at repenting.

You can say that again Brother! Why, I bet there has never been a single case of a manly looking lezbean (think Janet Reno type) EVER getting raped and pregnant.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

The one sure-fire way to tell if a "rape victim" is lying is if she gets pregnant. If she gets pregnant, that means she wanted it, since her body did not make any secretions.

Oh! Is that what he meant? Body secretions that kill sperm?

By golly, here I was thinking we had some kind of special locking system where the walls and "door" to our hoo haas clenched tight and refused entry.

If a man was able to enter her...... she wanted it.

[Faith_Machine]

All this talk about "lady business" is making me uncomfortable. I don't really want to know too much about what goes on down there.

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

All this talk about "lady business" is making me uncomfortable. I don't really want to know too much about what goes on down there.

Dear Friend,

All you need to know is, it's full of teeth.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Cranky Old Man]

I hope this puts an end to the practice of women screaming "rape" just to get a free abortion!

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I hope this puts an end to the practice of women screaming "rape" just to get a free abortion!

Let's pray so. Perhaps without all the taxpayer money being funneled to Planned Parenthood put back into the pockets of Job Creators, our nation's deficit problems will go away and the economy will rebound.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

If Rep. Akin decides to leave public service, perhaps we can get him to teach biology at Landover Baptist University for the Saved.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Friends,

Think of all the poor men wrongly convicted of rape even when the women wound up pregnant! There should be some sort of reparations fund to make those men whole, funded by their false accusers. The women are probably broke but that sort of woman can always find a way to make a buck.

Yours in His Thirst For Justice,
bab

Godly point BaB.

Like Christ we must be compassionate and forgiving. Let us set aside our hatred of the wicked (which in this case is the sluty sluts who entrap men) and think of the REAL victims here; the men. The were forced into these acts by these she-harlots and then they get blame! This is cruel, this is unfair and as a Christian I will not stand for it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Even that Bible-rewriting liberal Andy Schlafly realizes that Rep. Akin is right:

Akin's comments were scientifically correct and people of political positions should deplore the demagoguery being used to bully him. The first text I found to discuss the issue (by Steen and Price) said the pregnancy rate is 1 in 50. That is "really rare" in layman's terms. Pro-abort politicians should not stoop to the level they have to pretend that Akin was wrong. When scientific facts cannot be discussed by politicians, then the entire Nation suffers.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Even that Bible-rewriting liberal Andy Schlafly realizes that Rep. Akin is right:

Brother, this bears repeating:

the pregnancy rate is 1 in 50. That is "really rare" in layman's terms.

One in 50 is really rare when it comes to pregnancy.

Just as it is with vaccination complications.

For example, encephalitis or severe allergic reaction occurs in 1 of 1 million children given the measles, mumps, rubella vaccination.

That's a HUGE number, especially when only 2 of 1,000 are likely to die from measles if they get it. Mumps and Rubella are apparently non-fatal.

Likewise, with the Diptheria, Tetanus, and Pertussis (DTaP) jab, while no deaths have been proven, up to 10.5 children out of every 1 million will develop encephalitis!

Again, a huge number, when compared to the death rates for diptheria (1 of every 20 who get the disease, or 2.5 of 50), tetanus (2 of every 10 or 10 of every 50), and pertussis (1 of every 1,500).

Now, even the death rate for diptheria is pretty low (2.5 of 50), when a 1 in 50 chance of pregnancy from rape is "really rare". Wouldn't you agree?