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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 12:51 AM

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Up until the 1960's - 1980's (depending on how "progressive" your area was) they were still correcting children for using the devils hand.

But then all this new age stuff showed up and ruined our great country
That's about the time the Beatles came around and convinced everyone to grow their hair long, get all potted up on the drugs, and embrace homosexuality.

Coincidence?

I think not.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 12:54 AM

you make me sick with this devil's hand bullshit. also i jerk my gay husband off with my left hand. have a fun time picturing that.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 12:59 AM

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That's about the time the Beatles came around and convinced everyone to grow their hair long, get all potted up on drugs, and embrace homosexuality.

Coincidence?

I think not.
don't be bashing the beatles you bitch!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:00 AM

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you make me sick with this devil's hand bullshit. also i jerk my gay husband off with my left hand. have a fun time picturing that
Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:06 AM

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Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.
haha you are so stupid thinking just left handed people are gay. i know many right handed people that are gay as well. i think i saw you at the gay bar the other day.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:10 AM

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haha you are so stupid thinking just left handed people are gay
That all left handed people are gay, does not mean all gays are left handed. Many gays pretend to be right handed to avoid discovery. If logic is not your thing, you should not try to use it.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:10 AM

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Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.
I bet your beard tickles men's balls
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:13 AM

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That all left handed people are gay, does not mean all gays are left handed. Many gays pretend to be right handed to avoid discovery. If logic is not your thing, you should not try to use it.
not all left handed people are gay infact there aren't that many who are gay. There are more right handed people who are gay than left handed so your point is invalid. also you just called albert einstein gay.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:14 AM

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not all left handed people are gay infact there aren't that many who are gay. There are more right handed people who are gay than left handed so your point is invalid. also you just called albert einstein gay.
10% of the population is left handed
10% of the population is gay
As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

As for Einstein, he was a Jew.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:17 AM

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not all left handed people are gay
They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:18 AM

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10% of the population is left handed
10% of the population is gay
As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

As for Einstein, he was a Jew.
that doesn't mean that all left handed people are gay.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:23 AM

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10% of the population is left handed
10% of the population is gay
As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

As for Einstein, he was a Jew.
20% of the population is Chinese
99.9999% of all people that ever lived are dead
1/7 billion of the population is really F***ing retarded (you)
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:35 AM

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They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.
Jesus's Blood was wine, that f***er was wasted 24/7 how can an old man with Alzheimer such as your self believe any of the shit he said
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:47 AM

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They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.
And do you understand how stupid you are. While your burning in hell i'll be up in heaven with true muslums and the ONE TRUE God Allah. Though Your Idiotic religion is good for one thing, your virgin woman

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:49 AM

the pope has more in common with mcdonalds than you as they both like sticking their meat in 10 year old buns
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Jesus's Blood was wine, that f***er was wasted 24/7 how can an old man with Alzheimer such as your self believe any of the shit he said
Friend, the color of your jealousy 'rages through' as you queers say. Very unattractive.
I imagine your mother was very diappointed to discover her child, though mentally weak, choose to be queer too. Sort of like cutting off the body to spite the left hand, as it were.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Question Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:51 AM

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the pope has more in common with mcdonalds than you as they both like sticking their meat in 10 year old buns
No doubt.
Fortunately for us, we are not ring kissing papists, we are actual Christians.
But do tell more, as you claim to be very versed on the subject of meat and buns.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:52 AM

So both of you think that by coming onto our board and acting the way that you're acting is going to convince us that left handed people are productive members of society?

When I meet a left-handed True Christian© I'll think about it, but until then, all you're doing is proving Brother Kristofferson, the Pastors, and the Bible right.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:54 AM

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Friend, the color of your jealousy 'rages through' as you queers say. Very unattractive.
I imagine your mother was very diappointed to discover her child, though mentally weak, choose to be queer too. Sort of like cutting off the body to spite the left hand, as it were.
haha you don't know me, or my mother. She was very supportive of my choices.
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Angry Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2013, 01:59 AM

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haha you don't know me, or my mother. She was very supportive of my choices.
Not intimately, like you apparently do.

However, you have filled us with more than enough tawdry tales to 'fill in the blanks' as you homersexualizers do.

You see, when a whore has a bastard child, that child and the next ten generations are doomed to Hell. The Holy Bible tells us this. So your mother has untold guilt for ruining your time after life on Earth.

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.


No friend, I think we all know your little tail!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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