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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 08:14 AM
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number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24
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Iindeed: II Kings 2:23-24 - that surely taught them a lesson; shout GLORY!
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 10:56 PM
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The number of times I have exorcized demons.
616
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 11:31 PM
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The number of times I have exorcized demons.
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An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 09:51 AM
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An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...
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May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 10:37 AM
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May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment
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Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!
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Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 11:45 AM
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Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!
Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.
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Freedom. (10 Commandments = Charlton Heston = NRA = America = freedom!)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
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The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.
21
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 10:33 PM
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The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.
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The number of times Brother Monty has been falsely arrested in bathroom stalls and rest stops for "lewd behavior".
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 10:41 PM
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The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.
1955
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 10:59 PM
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An average voluntary contribution (in $) by gentlemen participating at healing against colonic demons of my protégés (to cover medical and maintenance costs).
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Re: The Number Game -
09-11-2011, 11:01 PM
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The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.
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1955 Albert Einstein dies
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 12:27 AM
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1955 Albert Einstein dies
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"Moon landing"
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 01:14 AM
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"Moon landing"
1986
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Godless astronauts killed by God in the "Challenger".
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 02:16 AM
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The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 03:34 AM
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The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.
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What the Iowa Dept. of Public Safety says was the age of the girl I was giving private Bible lessons to at the Des Moines Hilton, and which caused my "Ladies of the Lord" ministry to shut down.
1,938,742
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 03:55 AM
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Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 04:42 AM
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Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?
15.
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The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).
112
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 06:38 AM
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The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).
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The number Eurofags call to summon unarmed police officers.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 07:02 AM
7, Number of each clean animal on the Ark
92,955,820
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 10:42 AM
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92,955,820
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The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.
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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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