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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 11:08 AM
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People under age of 96 brother Cranky considers as youngsters.
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09-12-2011, 11:15 AM
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The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.
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09-12-2011, 10:48 PM
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Psalm 106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
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Psalm 30:3 O LORD, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to the pit.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-12-2011, 11:50 PM
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Psalm 106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.
Psalm 30:3 O LORD, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to the pit.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-13-2011, 12:07 AM
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The number of daily hours of Bible study required to turn our children into well rounded individuals and valuable members of society.
1620.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-13-2011, 12:42 AM
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The number of daily hours of Bible study required to turn our children into well rounded individuals and valuable members of society.
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The amount in taxes I paid last year.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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09-13-2011, 12:57 AM
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The amount in taxes I paid last year.
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The greatest year to ever happen to Indians. They were introduced to civilization, technology, and most importantly, Christianity.
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09-13-2011, 03:27 AM
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The greatest year to ever happen to Indians. They were introduced to civilization, technology, and most importantly, Christianity.
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The exact number of Cadillac Escalades my congregation has provided for me over the years, praise Jesus.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-13-2011, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The exact number of Cadillac Escalades my congregation has provided for me over the years, praise Jesus.
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Number of said Escalades that have been totalled during Pastoral Dragracing (Saturday nights out by the airport, BYOB ).
14,717,229,687,026 (as of 11:49pm Monday, September 12, 2011)
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09-13-2011, 06:26 AM
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Number of said Escalades that have been totalled during Pastoral Dragracing (Saturday nights out by the airport, BYOB ).
14,717,229,687,026 (as of 11:49pm Monday, September 12, 2011)
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-13-2011, 06:51 AM
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Sales of Ramen noodles multiplied 12 times after the launch of their filthy “Flying Spaghetti Monster” marketing plot!
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Re: The Number Game -
09-13-2011, 07:15 AM
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Sales of Ramen noodles multiplied 12 times after the launch of their filthy “Flying Spaghetti Monster” marketing plot!
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Rebellion Genesis 14:4
the next number is 99
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Re: The Number Game -
09-14-2011, 04:05 AM
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Psalm 99
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Psalm 99:1 The LORD reigneth; let the people tremble: he sitteth between the cherubims; let the earth be moved.
99:2 The LORD is great in Zion; and he is high above all the people.
99:3 Let them praise thy great and terrible name; for it is holy.
99:4 The king's strength also loveth judgment; thou dost establish equity, thou executest judgment and righteousness in Jacob.
99:5 Exalt ye the LORD our God, and worship at his footstool; for he is holy.
99:6 Moses and Aaron among his priests, and Samuel among them that call upon his name; they called upon the LORD, and he answered them.
99:7 He spake unto them in the cloudy pillar: they kept his testimonies, and the ordinance that he gave them.
99:8 Thou answeredst them, O LORD our God: thou wast a God that forgavest them, though thou tookest vengeance of their inventions.
99:9 Exalt the LORD our God, and worship at his holy hill; for the LORD our God is holy.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-14-2011, 10:06 PM
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Re: The Number Game -
09-15-2011, 12:38 AM
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We already had 8 (cunningly concealed in post #1)
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09-15-2011, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
We already had 8 (cunningly concealed in post #1)
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In fact this was it's 3rd appearance
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
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The Number 3 has been used twice
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Originally Posted by Dan U. Holier
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
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So you point would be exactly?
The number 8 still stands
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Re: The Number Game -
09-15-2011, 04:39 AM
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The number 8 still stands
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The 8th book of the Holy Bible; Ruth!
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I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore thy skirt over thine handmaid.--Ruth 3:9
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Next number: 11
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-15-2011, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Next number: 11
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Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:11
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Whoever tops with the cheese of the powder is a blasphemer, sayeth the Lord.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-15-2011, 04:58 AM
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So you point would be exactly?
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The point is that great minds think alike!
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The Avogadro's constant as being measured by the Physikalisch-Technische Bundesanstalt - a proof of the Intelligent design!!!
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Re: The Number Game -
09-15-2011, 05:11 AM
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The point is that great minds think alike!
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Well that is a shock, that you categorise me as a great mind, unfortunately the company I am in this this does not add much credance to that complement.
The Golden Ratio.
In mathematics and the arts, two quantities are in the golden ratio if the ratio of the sum of the quantities to the larger quantity is equal to the ratio of the larger quantity to the smaller one.
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