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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-16-2007, 04:00 AM
The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-17-2007, 07:09 AM
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The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.
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Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-17-2007, 04:37 PM
You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 01:56 AM
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You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.
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Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 02:28 AM
I honestly do not know, I have never tried it before.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 02:41 AM
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Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.
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Few things you need to realize
1 "Gook" is a Raceist term
2 you dont need to yell when you do Marial Arts
if only you would open your mind you would realize this.... Oh irony
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 03:23 AM
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Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?
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Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 04:18 AM
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Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.
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You seem like such a nice boy.
Please stop doing shrooms and find JESUS.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 05:44 AM
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Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?
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Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 05:49 AM
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Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.
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You've been watching too many gook ninja movies like this Jedi Mistress boy.
All I need is Jesus and the Godly Smith & Wesson He provided me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 05:59 AM
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You've been watching too many gook ninja movies like this Jedi Mistress boy.
All I need is Jesus and the Godly Smith & Wesson He provided me.
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No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 06:08 AM
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No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.
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And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 06:12 AM
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And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.
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I don't have a Master anymore so I bet he could defeat air, such an amazing accomplishment.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 04:49 PM
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You seem like such a nice boy.
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And you seem like a nice girl.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 04:54 PM
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And you seem like a nice girl.
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06-18-2007, 05:14 PM
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.......... and you are asking for Infraction Points from one of our most Senior of Pastors.
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Jealous? You had your chance and you passed it up.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 06:57 PM
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Jealous? You had your chance and you passed it up.
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Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 07:02 PM
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Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
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You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
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Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 07:03 PM
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You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
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That's normal TC behavior. It's when they start acting nice, you should worry.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-18-2007, 07:04 PM
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You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
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As I see it, according to this Forum he's Unsaved Trash just the same as you.
I'm being nice you pathetic Faggit!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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