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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-16-2007, 04:00 AM

The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-17-2007, 07:09 AM

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The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.
Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-17-2007, 04:37 PM

You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 01:56 AM

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You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.
Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 02:28 AM

I honestly do not know, I have never tried it before.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 02:41 AM

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Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.
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1 "Gook" is a Raceist term
2 you dont need to yell when you do Marial Arts

if only you would open your mind you would realize this.... Oh irony


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 03:23 AM

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Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?
Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.
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Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.
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Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?
Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.
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Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 05:59 AM

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No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.
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No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.
And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.


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And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.
I don't have a Master anymore so I bet he could defeat air, such an amazing accomplishment.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 06:57 PM

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Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.



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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:02 PM

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Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:03 PM

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You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
That's normal TC behavior. It's when they start acting nice, you should worry.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:04 PM

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You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
As I see it, according to this Forum he's Unsaved Trash just the same as you.

I'm being nice you pathetic Faggit!



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