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The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:15 PM
Here's a new forum game for us...
One person says a number, any number, say "30"
The person below then says what that number is about. As in my case...
"30...the earliest amount of years old that I like my Scotch"
I'll start.....
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:20 PM
8 dollars. Mrs. Porter's weekly fun money.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:22 PM
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Exodus 22:29-30
King James Version (KJV)
29Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.
30Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep: seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou shalt give it me.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:24 PM
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8 dollars. Mrs. Porter's weekly fun money.
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The age of majority and - not coincidently - as well the number of Antichrist: 6 + 6 + 6 = 18
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:43 PM
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The age of majority and - not coincidently - as well the number of Antichrist: 6 + 6 + 6 = 18
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The Satanic number of the Freemasons. Also: the reason why Rolling Rock beer is banned from Freehold.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:55 PM
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The Satanic number of the Freemasons. Also: the reason why Rolling Rock beer is banned from Freehold.
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The false, NIV’s number of disciples sent forth by Jesus; the correct, KJV’s one is 70 (Luke 10:1)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 08:56 PM
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88: town in Kentucky.
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09-09-2011, 09:29 PM
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88: town in Kentucky.
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Apollo 11 was the first manned “spacecraft” to land… in some Hellywood’s studio.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 09:33 PM
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Apollo 11 was the first manned “spacecraft” to land… in some Hellywood’s studio.
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The Trinity. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 09:59 PM
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The Trinity. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
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The number of Jacob's sons.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 10:05 PM
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The largest even number that can be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-09-2011, 10:05 PM
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- There are 42 generations (names) in the Gospel of Matthew's version of the Genealogy of Jesus;
- it is prophesied that for 42 months the Beast will hold dominion over the Earth (Revelation 13:5);
- 42 men of Beth-azmaveth were counted in the census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Ezra 2:24);
- God sent bears to maul 42 of the small boys who mocked Elisha for his baldness (2 Kings 2:23)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 02:43 AM
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The number of times I've gone on a Missionary Trip to Bangcock.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 02:56 AM
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The number of times I've gone on a Missionary Trip to Bangcock.
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My favorite psalm, it really speaks to me.
Psalm 69:4
They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.
Damned IRS.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 04:38 AM
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My favorite psalm, it really speaks to me.
Psalm 69:4
They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.
Damned IRS.
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23 channels of CB radio back when I was a sodomite, and calling on every channel for a queen, in a frantic and desperate attempt to meet my quota of couplings per day. To have achieved even ten trysts per day was considered an outstanding achievement when we chose to be fags.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 04:54 AM
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The caliber of my favorite gun.
Number 9
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 06:01 AM
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The caliber of my favorite gun.
Number 9
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The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 07:34 AM
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The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.
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The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 07:39 AM
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The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)
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Incorrect value of pi, correct value is three.
1 Kings 7:23 3And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: The Number Game -
09-10-2011, 08:08 AM
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The number of Jacob's sons.
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number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24
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