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Default Re: OK my Intro - 09-30-2023, 12:14 AM

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Your definition of "clothed" is a rather loose (or should I say, scant?) one.

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Default Re: OK my Intro - 09-30-2023, 04:17 PM

Jason,Bless you for remembering my ministry at the Eagle. You were amazing that night and many comments were made regarding how your presence inspired a great deal of worship. I am so glad my dear Great Granny suggested I send you a message. It's been so worth it, Great Granny. I find myself on my knees with him often. God is so good!
Jason, I hope you still plan to help me reach my goal at the longest time on your knees party this week.


In Him, my strength and salvation
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: OK my Intro - 10-01-2023, 01:22 AM

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Jason,Bless you for remembering my ministry at the Eagle. You were amazing that night and many comments were made regarding how your presence inspired a great deal of worship. I am so glad my dear Great Granny suggested I send you a message. It's been so worth it, Great Granny. I find myself on my knees with him often. God is so good!
Jason, I hope you still plan to help me reach my goal at the longest time on your knees party this week.


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yeah Larry wasn't that a party, one of the hottest I've been to this month. You bet I'll be there in the next one seeing you go down on your knees in total worship. & Service. If this is what your church is about then maybe it's not as bad as I thought ? Happy to see people who have a live and let live attitude and who take care of each other . Later dude.
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Cross Re: OK my Intro - 10-01-2023, 07:58 PM

I do not get it. Landover is all about God and Jesus. Why must people make it about their peculiar perversions? I for one, am here to make notice of how He is magnificent and all encompassing, to praise and commit my self unwavering to Him. My goal is to convince everyone that He is The One and we all should drop to our knees before Him. It is the only intelligent way to be.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: OK my Intro - 10-02-2023, 01:05 AM

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I do not get it. Landover is all about God and Jesus. Why must people make it about their peculiar perversions? I for one, am here to make notice of how He is magnificent and all encompassing, to praise and commit my self unwavering to Him. My goal is to convince everyone that He is The One and we all should drop to our knees before Him. It is the only intelligent way to be.
What peculiar perversions? Live and let live is peculiar and perverted? How? I don't see why the bedrooms of the nation are anybody else's business. And if I want to "perform" with the blinds up and the lights on that's my business too. Something tells me you're no stranger to dropping to your knees but whatever. And how many suckers people have you convinced that Jesus is "the One" ??
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Default Re: OK my Intro - 10-02-2023, 12:17 PM

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What do you mean only Jesus heals? You've heard of doctors and specialists, haven't you? I suppose you're one of those ones to say Jesus tells the doctors what to say. And possibly the first to blame the doctors when surgery fails (etc.)
At last! A suitable topic for an introduction post! Jesus tells THE AFFLICTED (not the doctors) to NOT seek out physicians. Perhaps you could include God's reference in your reply, since your position has been made plain enough and it's His perspective that's important here.

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Rebuke Re: OK my Intro - 10-02-2023, 02:26 PM

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Your definition of "clothed" is a rather loose (or should I say, scant?) one.

Yours in Christ,
SISTER Basilissa.
Amen, dear Sister Basilissa! After a glorious weekend at the cottage in upper-state NY (Finger Lakes District) with my sister (Agatha) and Sister Hortense, and with such wonderful weather and so much relaxation (what with going to antiques sales and what-not), I returned home to find some horrid, shocking photos of scantily-clad men in my mailbox. I am assuming that these were similar (if not identical) to the ones that Mr. Brickall posted, and which you so kindly removed (and, for that, I do thank you) from this sacred site.

Mr. Brickall: Let us get one thing straight. I am not interested in "investing" in any line of clothing that would bring disrepute and shame to my testimony of the wondrous Love and Grace of the . In other words, I have no interest in whatever it is you are designing for your bare-bummed "dude" friends!

If you were to make fashionable designs, such as in the photo of these two lovely ladies (Agatha and yours truly around 1949), then perhaps I might have a bit of interest.



Besides that, we are not here to discuss lines of clothing. is here to show you the error of your ways: how you have sinned against Almighty , and of the consequences that await you. Kindly refrain from introducing topics of idle "chit-chat, I like your hat" and personal interest to this hallowed place. Your cooperation will be appreciated, Dear — and expected!

Romans 3:23,24:
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of ;
24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in :

II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."




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Default Re: OK my Intro - 10-03-2023, 02:05 AM

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It upsets me that you seem to have a dispute with my precious friend Jason. He has sent me photos too. Ones that display the miraculous things God can do to the body.I wish you to treat him as he treats me. We have shared precious moments calling out to God. We have found deep places in each other and have filled them worshipful. When my mother and father finally pass on to he'll I intend to use my inheritance to help Jason's clothing line. Come on, Great Granny. Love Jason for me. Pretty please???


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Amen and Amen
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Bible Re: OK my Intro - 10-03-2023, 02:16 PM

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It upsets me that you seem to have a dispute with my precious friend Jason. He has sent me photos too. Ones that display the miraculous things God can do to the body.I wish you to treat him as he treats me. We have shared precious moments calling out to God. We have found deep places in each other and have filled them worshipful. When my mother and father finally pass on to he'll I intend to use my inheritance to help Jason's clothing line. Come on, Great Granny. Love Jason for me. Pretty please???
Now, now, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry; I am not convinced at all that what you have said is accurate. For one thing, this Mr. Brickall appeared only a few days ago. So far, he has shown no interest in the Things of . He has been argumentative, even when the Truths from within the glorious have been presented to him; and, he goes on and on about his gym, gym, gym instead of repenting of the sins of vanity. Rather than carrying on endlessly about his physique, he should be studying this — very carefully!

Psalm 119:37 "Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way."

And, if you intend on using your inheritance to sponsor a line of clothing that consists of nothing other than a few leather belts and underwear that looks like cobwebs, then I'm afraid that you'll have no need of the proceeds from my priceless collection of antique and irreplaceable epergnes!

I pray that you shall come to your senses, dear young Great-Grandbaby, and that you will use your influence to steer Mr. Brickall away from the temptations of fleshly sin! In ' Name, I pray!




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