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Default Re: What did Jesus do in His Spare Time? - 10-02-2023, 11:27 PM

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I'm not surprised you've had 4 heart attacks! Get off the juice: get on to Jesus. Bit obscure otherwise, all my family live into their 100s + we all lift stuff all the time such as bags of loam or chicken manure and generally don't use knives (xcpt to open sacks of feed) anyway, I'm trying to make a new recipe fruitcake on wood stove with raisins nuts cherries treacle qumquat maybe honey if can get from preferred trees: do you have a preferred honey?
I never said I had 4 heart attacks! No such thing. Healthy as a horse and in more ways than 1. And you said Jesus is still alive today. Where is he? Where does he live? Why doesn't he come down to see his people? How do you know any of this? You don't. You're just repeating old stories in a very old book. Pix or it didn't happen.
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Default Re: What did Jesus do in His Spare Time? - 10-03-2023, 07:46 PM

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I never said I had 4 heart attacks! No such thing. Healthy as a horse and in more ways than 1. And you said Jesus is still alive today. Where is he? Where does he live? Why doesn't he come down to see his people? How do you know any of this? You don't. You're just repeating old stories in a very old book. Pix or it didn't happen.
I'll bet Jesus sat around in his spare time wondering why dad made people like Mr.Brickall dumb as rocks.


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Default Re: What did Jesus do in His Spare Time? - 10-03-2023, 08:11 PM

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And you said Jesus is still alive today. Where is he? Where does he live? Why doesn't he come down to see his people?
It is obvious that He and His spirit are present among us all.
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How do you know any of this?
Well, it's obvious - just look around...He made all of this.
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You don't.
I just said that I did - weren't you listening?
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That's like calling all of History "Old stories from Old Books" - you're an idiot.
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How many Nikon D7500 Digital SLRs do you think there were in Roman Occupied Palestine? You believe the population were photographers and won't believe that among them all was Jesus?


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Default Re: What did Jesus do in His Spare Time? - 10-03-2023, 09:22 PM

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I'll bet Jesus sat around in his spare time wondering why dad made people like Mr.Brickall dumb as rocks.
Bessy put a cork in it. Stikcs & stons wont break these bones so try somwhere else. At least i dont beleive in talkkng snakes. Oh & tell me the 1 about god talking out of balams ass. Strange place to use when he cuold have used hsi mouth instead.
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It is obvious that He and His spirit are present among us all.Well, it's obvious - just look around...He made all of this.I just said that I did - weren't you listening? That's like calling all of History "Old stories from Old Books" - you're an idiot. How many Nikon D7500 Digital SLRs do you think there were in Roman Occupied Palestine? You believe the population were photographers and won't believe that among them all was Jesus?


The good news is that Jesus does not demand an intelligence test to get into heaven.
blah blha bla , one thing is 4 sre ur good at maknig things up /. as 4 the camera ur god could hav come up wth CREATTING one for those tiems dont u think ????? f he can do anything else then he coulld do tha t 2 . at the gym so dont bother naggin bout the typos . bla blah /blab
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Default Re: What did Jesus do in His Spare Time? - 10-04-2023, 01:32 AM

1. God is Jesus
John 10:30
2. God is invisible
I Timothy 1:17
3. Where is Jesus now?
Luke 24:51
As you can see, there's a difference between being invisible and not being visible. If I were on Mars for instance and you were on Pluto, I would not be visible to you because of my location. On the other hand, if I were invisible you wouldn't be able to see me if I hovered a yard in front of your eyes regardless of our location.

4. (524522) 2002 VE₆₈
II Corinthians 4:18
Just because we can see something doesn't mean we know what it is. There are stories told about fanciful adventures on remote objects that are quite imaginative, whether we can see the object or not and whether or not anyone's given it a name, ζ Reticuli being one such example—although that's two objects—and (524522) 2002 VE₆₈ being another. But just because they've been observed and named and stories could be told about them, such as you standing on one and seeing space goblins who gave you a bolt of space vinyl at a reasonable price but your whirligig gave out because there wasn't any air. Immune to the vacuum, these vendors had built a considerable empire. Vulcanic rubber, Lunar sequins, Neptunian vinyl and Ganymede latex is their stock-in-trade, in many ways reminiscent of a Thai bazaar or one of those clearance warehouses where some very interesting fabrics may be found [added for verisimilitude] but as you can see, none of the story so far requires Ganymede or ζ Reticuli to be as the astrologists describe. They're literary devices, locations enabling the story to unfold in ways that wouldn't be possible on earth.
Jesus is not on Earth. He is not a Uranian and may or may not have visited Reticulum "the net". (Obviously, during its creation, He was there Isaiah 45:12 otherwise its stars would not be distributed correctly.) Given the references I've provided, where would you say Jesus is now?
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