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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-28-2023, 07:21 PM

The Lord has, once again, smitten Professor Dumbledore from the Satanic Harry Potter series. First, God killed Richard Harris, the original Dumbledore Actor, for promoting Satanism and witchcraft to children. Now, God has struck down the second Dumbledore actor, Michael Gambon, for portraying a gay character. Hallelujah!!!

Truly, as Romans 6:23 tells us, the wages of sin is death!


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-28-2023, 08:03 PM

Brooks Robinson, formerly the great 3rd baseman for the Baltimore Orioles, died today. Although he started life as a good Christian, he converted to Catholicism to please his Jezebel wife. That's why he's being tortured in Hell right now.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-28-2023, 08:59 PM

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The Lord has, once again, smitten Professor Dumbledore from the Satanic Harry Potter series. First, God killed Richard Harris, the original Dumbledore Actor, for promoting Satanism and witchcraft to children. Now, God has struck down the second Dumbledore actor, Michael Gambon, for portraying a gay character. Hallelujah!!!

Truly, as Romans 6:23 tells us, the wages of sin is death!
I bet they're both being sodomized by pigs as we're speaking. Will anyone dare to become the third Dumbledore actor now?
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-29-2023, 01:00 PM

Dead as a doornail: DIANNE FEINSTEIN, and it's about time, too. The had, undoubtedly, had enough of Mrs. Feinstein's constant rantings about gun control, "gay" rights (so that those homers could sin as much as they wanted without being punished for their despicable deeds), women's "lib" rights (turning housewives into mouthy femininazis), etc. Well, Dianne won't be doing any of that now, not when she's on the choo-choo to eternal — where she belongs!

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In the Senate since 1992, Feinstein fought for what she called "sensible gun laws," worked to preserve the environment and improve her state's water infrastructure, and she championed LGBTQ+ rights and the legalization of same-sex marriage.
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Christian husbands do not get sick. (Unless one were owned by a savage and sought to enact I Peter 3:1-2 which is questionable here.) The so-called media is all over this like a rash so difficult to glean more information just now but I daresay Christian wives can keep husbands not sick by prayer, or not if that were the lesson to be learned, but now TILT, in that respect: game over. Was there a husband?
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Christian husbands do not get sick. (Unless one were owned by a savage and sought to enact I Peter 3:1-2 which is questionable here.) The so-called media is all over this like a rash so difficult to glean more information just now but I daresay Christian wives can keep husbands not sick by prayer, or not if that were the lesson to be learned, but now TILT, in that respect: game over. Was there a husband?
My; how you have raised such a very valid — and obvious — point, dear Sister Mitza. What I suspect had happened there is that Mrs. Feinstein was spending so much time doing men's work (politics and such), that she had neglected her wifely duties. It's highly unlikely that she had ever learned to cook properly. Oh, I can just see her now, throwing some Swanson TV dinners into the oven and then plopping them down on fold-up tables in front of the television set, ravenously changing the channel to find anything that could be used as a scandal against our beloved Republicans. And, since Mrs. Feinstein was most likely no cook, it's possible that she may have, at one time or another, attempted to follow a recipe without paying attention to the listing of ingredients, or to the directions.

In other words, Miss Feinstein may have (accidentally, of course) put something in the mixture that was not meant for human consumption, resulting in her husband having a very bad case of food poisoning. So, with that, I would certainly see that her husband would have become sick and required medical attention. If only Mrs. Feinstein had studied the Betty Crocker cookbook instead of all of that socialist garbage that she read constantly!





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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 10-05-2023, 03:39 PM

Disgusting. Simply disgusting! May Diane Feinstein and these perverts all burn in — where they so rightfully belong!

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9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of ? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of .

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SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus sang a farewell song in the historic rotunda of City Hall in special sendoff honoring late Sen. Dianne Feinstein's work for the LGBTQ+ community.

Nearly 100 members, both chorus alumni and active singers, gathered to pay their respects in song.

The late senator was a beacon for women in politics and an advocate for the LGBTQ+ community, pioneering the fight against HIV/AIDS, and voting to legalize gay marriage.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 10-29-2023, 08:52 AM

Actor Chandler Bing, best known for his role as cocaine addicted alcoholic Matthew Perry in the show Friends, has today been written out of God's script. According to GodUpdates.com he had a patchy relationship with faith:

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Actor Matthew Perry was 24 years old the very first time he ever prayed to God. At the time, Matthew shared a very worldly view of happiness. In his opinion, fame was the answer to all his problems.

“God, you can do whatever you want to me, just please make me famous,” he prayed.

Shortly after, Matthew Perry landed his role as Chandler Bing on Friends. Fame soon followed. But the actor quickly discovered it did nothing to fix the problems in his life.

“You can track the trajectory of my addiction if you gauge my weight from season to season,” he explains. “When I’m carrying weight, it’s alcohol. When I’m skinny, it’s pills.”

Things continued spiraling out of control until (nearly 10 years after his first prayer asking for fame) actor Matthew Perry drops to his knees in prayer again.

“God, please help me,” he begged. “Show me that you are here. God, please help me…”

With that prayer, Matthew Perry experienced the transformative power of the Holy Spirit. “He saved me that day, and for all days, no matter what. He had turned me into a seeker, not only of sobriety, and truth, but also of Him.”
Too little, too late apparently for Jesus. The actor was found drowned at his Los Angeles home aged 54. Enjoy the lake of fire, Chandler Bing.


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Sit-com? That thing's supposed to be a comedy? Once or twice I'd been somewhere they had it "on" not that they paid much attention to it or maybe they did I don't know, I thought it was awful. A bottom rung soap opera about fornication — but as a comedy, it's dropped off altogether and rolled into a drain somewhere AFAICT from two exposures.

How many fans (if it's a hit there must be fans) have taken these contrived relationships as models for Real-Life™ and walked away from God forever?
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-20-2023, 04:24 AM

Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter has died at the age of 96.

Now, I realize that many people will look at video images of this frail, delicate and soft-spoken old lady and find it distasteful to imagine her writhing in torment as her spiritual flesh is burned for eternity. Furthermore, the idea of somebody's grandmother being sexually assaulted by grotesque, misshapened demons as a form of justified punishment being allowed by a Loving God may also seem a tad unseemly. But, hey, I don't make the rules. Jesus did and He gave us all plenty of fair warning.

Mrs. Carter's church membership and so-called good works just won't cut the mustard on Judgement Day. She was a Democrat and her husband has spoken ill of God's Elect, True President™ Donald J. Trump, on many occasions.

You chose to stand by your man, Rosalynn. Now it's time to bend over.


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Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter has died at the age of 96.

Mrs. Carter's church membership and so-called good works just won't cut the mustard on Judgement Day. She was a Democrat and her husband has spoken ill of God's Elect, True President™ Donald J. Trump, on many occasions.

You chose to stand by your man, Rosalynn. Now it's time to bend over.
She had her chance. They were members of a Southern Baptist church that had no use for homer marriage. When Jimmy left to join a more liberal church in Plains she could have stood her ground and refused. Now she will pay.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-21-2023, 02:35 AM

This man rejected Hell. I'm sure Hell won't reject him.


Bishop Carlton Pearson, former megachurch pastor labeled as heretic, dies at 70



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But he lost his congregation and was labeled a heretic by the church in the early 2000s when he renounced one of the core tenets of mainstream Christianity -- its firm belief in the existence of hell and eternal punishment for sinners. Instead, he embraced the teachings of the Unitarian Universalist Church, which reject the notion that a loving God would send anyone to hell.
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Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter has died at the age of 96.
Mrs. Carter's church membership and so-called good works just won't cut the mustard on Judgement Day. She was a Democrat and her husband has spoken ill of God's Elect, True President™ Donald J. Trump, on many occasions.
You chose to stand by your man, Rosalynn. Now it's time to bend over.
In the Year Of Our Lord, 2000, Jimmy Carter issued a statement Rosalynn did not dispute. Thus, she carried it to her grave.

In the statement, Jimmy said they were leaving the Plains Batist Church. Plains Baptist is a Southern Baptist Church. The Southern Baptists are to the left of Landover Baptist but in many ways True Christians. Southern Baptists opposes women behind the pulpit and was against integration and its relationship with interracial marriage. The denomination has no use for homers.

In his statement for leaving Plains Baptist, Jimmy all but ridiculed clear lessons from the Bible. He said he has read the scriptures used by Southern Baptists to control the roles of women, Negroes and homers and finds Southern Baptists to be wrong. Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter mocked God. Shame on them.

Jimmy Carter Leaves Southern Baptists - ABC News (go.com)


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A near miss but surely coming any day now, actor and fake Republican Stephen Colbert is recovering from a burst appendix today. Just one inch either side and God's wrath would have hit a vital organ. Keep praying!


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Henry Kissinger. He wanted a New World Order. Well, he has a new world now.


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Like all Jews, Kissinger never admitted the Jews killed Jesus. For this he will pay for all eternity.


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Like all Jews, Kissinger never admitted the Jews killed Jesus. For this he will pay for all eternity.
So true. It doesn't matter how much good he did and how many people he killed on behalf of American interests. That isn't enough to save him the fiery depths of Hell. Sad.


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