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Default 5 years ago... - 04-21-2009, 03:23 AM
....I got myself a new dishwasher.

she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!

Marriage is a real bargain!


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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-21-2009, 03:56 AM
What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-21-2009, 04:02 AM
Oh Blessing of True Love Brother!


Your lil illegitmate son looks just like you now that you've forced him to stand along side of you!

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-21-2009, 04:10 AM
That boys my lil Tucker. I dont know where the heck came from. My woman came home with him one night while I wus snoozin in the den.

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-23-2009, 01:08 AM
Your Mossy Oak camouflage says, "Casually Formal", yet it also says, "we're all going to hunt turkeys right after the reception."

I like that.

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-23-2009, 10:14 AM
That's a fine looking True Christian™ family you have there, Brother Jimmy. And that woman of yours is a keeper for sure. I'd do about anything to sample her chicken-fried squirel.

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 04-21-2009, 04:06 AM
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What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?
What are you talking about, that's called a Texas prom queen.

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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-10-2009, 09:07 PM
That Seems Like Such A Wonderful True Christian Family You have there Brother Jimmy your son is so cute
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-10-2009, 09:11 PM
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she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!

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She is lovely and the child is adorable. Just let me know when you want to take the little woman out for a night at Burger King. I know one of my girls would love to babysit the little angel
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-10-2009, 09:27 PM
Jimmy, One heck of a fine woman and boy you got there. You all must of just met, not a mark on her. That boy, is he good at getting snakes out of their den? He sure looks wiry enough. Does this mean you are putting the addition on the trailer you've been dreaming about?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 5 years ago... - 06-15-2009, 11:40 AM
What a nice strong lady. I bet she is more than just a dishwasher... Is she good on the plow?

It would be nice if we had women like that here in Germany... too sad most women look like anorexic whores...

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