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Default Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! - 09-28-2008, 06:49 AM

FRIENDS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

After Maverick John McCain went to Washington and kicked some Demoncratic ass, a plan has been agreed upon to bail out the economy.

The Saudis, who supply less than 4% of our oil will get 100 Billion dollars as a bonus.

The offshore trusts which went bankrupt LAST year (GW Bush, etc.) will get all their money back with interest.

Landover will get $280 Billion, tax-free of course, for providing Divine assistance in our time of need.

The Oil companies and Warren Buffet will divvy up the rest as incentives and bonuses.

The tax rate for people who make over $5Million a year will remain at Zero. Peons who make less than that will be temporarily taxed at 98% until consumers start spending more money.

This is a WIN-WIN because now 280 million Americans are going to be healthier by getting exercise subsistence farming from dawn to dusk. Anyone who needs medical care is a whiner anyway.


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