[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm

TRUE LOVE HOW IS THAT TRUE LOVE SHE WAS SOLD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, so you think it would be better if he just stole a wife? Listen up Trayvon, we do not tolerate promotion of theft here.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm

um im a wiccan

I'm sorry to hear that, but what does that have to with what the Professor said?

He asked why atheists like you won't just leave us be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Congratulations to the bride and groom. My secretary tells me that my Pastor's Wedding fee hasn't been received yet...I'd hate to see your nuptuals interrupted, so better get on that, pal.

[handmaiden]

Weddings are so much nicer when you know that the bride truly deserves to wear white.


Congatulations Captain! And many good wishes to the soon-to-be little woman.





Joyously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jack O'fagan]

Congratulations Captain, I know you have been looking forward to finding the right young woman for a while. I'm very happy for you,

Psalm 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm

um im a wiccan

So we're supposed to give you some sort of extra consideration for your views and opinions because they derive from a "faith"?

You're just being rude and using a faith position to hide behind. Why can't you be happy for two people following Godly morals?

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Congratulations to the bride and groom. My secretary tells me that my Pastor's Wedding fee hasn't been received yet...I'd hate to see your nuptuals interrupted, so better get on that, pal.

Oh Pastor! I am so sorry for the confusion. Brother Portway thought I was handling the pastoral arrangements, and I thought he was dealing with the situation. No matter. I just sent my manservant Chet out with your standard fee in cash. He should be arriving at your home at any moment. I am sorry about the hour, but I was ministering to Chet after dinner and I completely lost track of time. I will see you tomorrow at the ceremony. Praise!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Congratulations to the lovely couple!

We'll see you at the professor's estate! I can't wait to see her face when you lift the veil and kiss her for the first time! I'm a sucker for a wedding!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Thanks for coming everybody! And thanks to those (most of you) that turned off their tablets and their smartphones during the ceremony!

Didn't Naomi look great? I know the dress was a little big, but her Mom was a bit older and taller when she got married (16 she said). Anyway, the little woman and I slipped away from the reception a few minutes ago. Please don't come looking for us, but we're upstairs in one of the Professor's extra bedrooms. He surprised me by decorating it with a sign that said Holy Honeymoon Suite! Wasn't that great of him?

I'm not planning on coming back down to the party, so I'll see you all later. It's time for Naomi and I to get to know each other a little better!. If you hear any crying, it's just that Naomi is so happy we're married that she's a little beside herself right now. I'm sure she'll quiet down once we get into bed.

Praise Jesus for giving me this wonderful little bundle of femininity! Glory!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Oh Brother Portway,

The ceremony was sooooo beautiful! I was touched by the Bride's tears. She almost seemed to be bawling with joy!

See you at the reception! I guess since you are now her legal guardian she can is legally an "adult" and can enjoy the beer and wine?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

The ceremony was sooooo beautiful! I was touched by the Bride's tears. She almost seemed to be bawling with joy!

Wasn't it beautiful though! I could see the bride just quivering all over with anticipation!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Wasn't it beautiful though! I could see the bride just quivering all over with anticipation!

The tears of joy her mother was shedding were wonderful. I wonder why she didn't sit down, though...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

The tears of joy her mother was shedding were wonderful. I wonder why she didn't sit down, though...

Some secrets a lady never reveals.

I did notice her glance at her husband throughout the afternoon. I wonder if she was reminded of her own special day!

[Redeemed Papist]

When did they say they were hanging the sheets out?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Well I have to say that the web cam feed was an delight for all those not able to attend.

She seems really content and her expression when she said 'I do' (through tears of joy)!was an delight for all True Christian™ grooms with the thought of love on the mind.

I would also like to thank the security team who (as ever) let the whole thing run smoothly.

Good on the pair of you!

YIC

[James Hutchins]

It was a marvelous ceremony, it almost brought tears to my eyes.

To everyone at the reception. Apparently I was battling some demons and that can be the only excuse for me falling onto a few of your tables. I appreciate the ladies trying to steady my gait and hope none of the dresses I tore off are unrepairable. I also seem to of lost my BVD's and was wearing some skimpy lacy thing. I also found a red rubber ball with a strap attached. I'd like to keep it, if that is ok.
Call me

Brother Portway, I am sure you cannot until January and the birth of your first son.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

I've never had so much fun! I may have had one or two too many Daiquiris but all in all it was a joyous event. The bride looked downright glowing, as did you Brother Aaron. I can only hope to find a bride as young as yours, my friend -- she has a great career ahead of her as a mother. Have you picked out the names yet? How many boys are you trying for?

Praise God for your blessings! I trust you'll put together a game night now that baseball season has started, so you can show off her cooking skills!

[Dorothy]

Would hate to be in her shoes, though I'm good at cleaning and cooking, I get paid for it from my daddy :3 I can make a well balanced meal like that with little mess left to clean up

[dogfatrz]

Tears of joy, or tears of losing a childhood.....its all the same in the eyes of god.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by dogstarz

Tears of joy, or tears of losing a childhood.....it's all the same in the eyes of God.

I'm unfamiliar with the relationship between those two dynamics: can you provide Scriptural support for your assertions? Certainly you aren't claiming to speak for God!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth