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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:09 PM
You're looking waaay too much into this. Coincidence?
You could say the same about anything if you tried hard enough.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:12 PM
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Prompted by Rev Lebowski's insightful comments in this thread, I have done a careful analysis of the Dave Matthews Band's latest album cover. I have discovered that they are evil fascists in league with Satan; secret Muslims who hate all prayer to ANY God; and they love to perform oral sex on each other (or anything else, for that matter) in an attempt to destroy the Holy Trinity, whom they fear above all others. And they accuse the KKK of being a bunch of idiots all drunk on Big Whiskey! Want proof? It's all there on their cover! A picture is worth 1,000 words. Here is the result of my analysis:
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Or maybe it's just album artwork because it looks cool, you paranoid pifflewanktit.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:20 PM
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I rarely listen to music these days, but your attempt to judge me as a fan of band I had never even thought to listen to astounds me. This was simply the first thread that was topped in this section of the website and was quite surprised with what I found. You all twist what the bible says to prove your own points, yet discredit several accounts where it would shoot down your argument. If you know anything of history, the times in which the Old Testament was written consisted of people telling stories in grand fashion, not a literal one like the New Testament's time period. No doubt did these things happen, but a literal read of the bible in that context makes you no less radical than the Taliban or other Islamic groups. It's actually quite frightening
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I agree with everything this man has said. This isn't a forum for Christianity, it's a forum for judging people who don't think exactly like you, and everyone elses opinion seems to be wrong.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:22 PM
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I agree with everything this man has said. This isn't a forum for Christianity, it's a forum for judging people who don't think exactly like you, and everyone elses opinion seems to be wrong.
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Do you not judge others? Have you not judged us?
Do you care to stay on topic and address the thread subject? How do you explain the anomalies on the album cover? Coincidence? Then why so many?
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:24 PM
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Do you not judge others? Have you not judged us?
Do you care to stay on topic and address the thread subject? How do you explain the anomalies on the album cover? Coincidence? Then why so many?
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Exactly, Brother Gabe! This man was judging us when he said that. A little hypocritical don't you think? Perhaps he should get to reading Matthew 7:1-5.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:26 PM
I was told in a PM:
"Apologize immediately for showing the world just how rude and obnoxious unsaved scum like you is."
So I'd just like to say, I'm sorry the person who told me to say that's grammar is shit, it's "scum like you ARE", pathetic mormon who can't accept other people's opinions because they're against your own + expressed in a different manner.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:29 PM
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pathetic mormon who can't accept other people's opinions because they're against your own + expressed in a different manner.
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I agree that mormons act like that, but we are NOT mormons. We are True Christians™. Have you been so mad at us because you thought we were mormons? That explains a lot!
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:30 PM
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Do you not judge others? Have you not judged us?
Do you care to stay on topic and address the thread subject? How do you explain the anomalies on the album cover? Coincidence? Then why so many?
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Because you can find anything if you look into something deep enough. The album artwork may not have even been created by them.
Everyone judges others, but I don't judge others because of their faith. I judge them about how they express their faith. When members post here who's opinions differ from the majority, it seems they are automatically the wrong party.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 10:52 PM
Look, as I have said earlier in this thread, I live next to the guy. I know what the deal is. You people want to pollute God's earth with your trash. I swear, you are almost as bad as juggalos.
You guys can bed the DMB as far as I care, just do not bring your filth here.
And Jamsey, you are pathetic little Labroides dimidiatus. All your posts are on the coattail of someone who at least has an opinion. Weasels like you burn my butter.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 11:05 PM
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Look, as I have said earlier in this thread, I live next to the guy. I know what the deal is. You people want to pollute God's earth with your trash. I swear, you are almost as bad as juggalos.
You guys can bed the DMB as far as I care, just do not bring your filth here.
And Jamsey, you are pathetic little Labroides dimidiatus. All your posts are on the coattail of someone who at least has an opinion. Weasels like you burn my butter.
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Our trash? What exactly do you mean 'our trash'?
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 11:24 PM
You know exactly what trash I am referring to. Please, lets not sully this fine forum with your dirty laundry.
Walt, are you really Dave? If so...Sorry about the fence/ATV incident a few days after New Years, one of the boys will out to fix it in the next few days.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 11:33 PM
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You know exactly what trash I am referring to. Please, lets not sully this fine forum with your dirty laundry.
Walt, are you really Dave? What? If so...Sorry about the fence/ATV incident a few days after New Years, one of the boys will out to fix it in the next few days.
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No, I don't know what you mean. The only thing I can think you do mean is people who aren't afraid to voice their opinion, and I don't see how those sort of people are... "dirty laundry".
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 11:38 PM
That is OK Dave, you are merely a has been over the hill wanna be rock and roller. Not a problem. We're neighbors after all.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-13-2010, 11:51 PM
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That is OK Dave, you are merely a has been over the hill wanna be rock and roller. Not a problem. We're neighbors after all.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-14-2010, 12:05 AM
You can call me what you like, but is it not in the Bible that we are all created in Gods image?
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-14-2010, 12:07 AM
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You can call me what you like, but is it not in the Bible that we are all created in Gods image?
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Look Walt/Danielle/Dave who ever you are. Please, stay on topic. You cannot continually switch identities and expect people to be following you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-14-2010, 12:45 AM
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Look Walt/Danielle/Dave who ever you are. Please, stay on topic. You cannot continually switch identities and expect people to be following you.
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Well in all fairness Brother James, Walt/Danielle/Dave is only pulling the sleight of hand that Dave Matthews himself practices, when he pulls the wool over so-many-people's ears and prevents them for hearing the Dave Matthews Band as the talentless rabble of bar-band hacks that they are.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-21-2010, 11:41 PM
My head just exploded.
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-22-2010, 12:49 AM
Were some members of the Dave Mathews Band also founding members of The Village People...or am I thinking of a different music group?
I try to avoid sick-ular music in general, so it's hard to keep all the new bands straight...
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Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! -
01-22-2010, 03:36 AM
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Were some members of the Dave Mathews Band also founding members of The Village People...or am I thinking of a different music group?
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I'm not sure, Cookie. Both groups have several negroes and you know how those people all look alike....
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