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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-02-2010, 08:35 PM

My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-02-2010, 09:15 PM

God did not write the Bible. He had His people do it form Him. He signed off on it. The mere existence of the Bible is fact. As is the untold billions who agree. And then there is you who disagrees. Well, we shall have to let the world know that little charley92 wants everyone to change to suit him else he'll have another episode.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-03-2010, 12:46 AM

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My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-03-2010, 01:21 AM

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My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?


All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: (2 Timothy 3:16)


for prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit.
(2 Peter 10:21)


God decided what He wanted to put in the 1611 KJV Bible, then He told His people to write down His Words™. The 1611 KJV Bible came DIRECTLY from God. There's your proof. Any more questions?
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-03-2010, 01:40 AM

i need some advice with my girlfriend and i can anyone help?
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-03-2010, 01:47 AM

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i need some advice with my girlfriend and i can anyone help?
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. (1 Corinthians 6:18)

For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication: (1 Thessalonians 4:3)


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-03-2010, 11:53 PM

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Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?
I'd like to suggest an alternative to cutting his hand off.

He likes to wrap his hand around hot things, right?

Take your fireplace poker and leave it in the fire until it is red hot.

Have him hold his pornographic magazine in his left hand.

Force him to grip the poker (the hot part, of course) with his right until he is ready to swear he will never, ever masturbate again.

Then, you can get him a nice ex-masturbator shirt to wear and show off his newfound purity!

Be sure he knows that if he tries "Flagellating the Pope" with his left hand, it will get the same treatment.


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The only way to stop masturbating is a stiff spanking.


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-04-2010, 08:07 PM

Alexander ef þú ert ekki að rugla í þessu fólki hérna á netinu þá ætti að kæra þig fyrir að beita barni þínu ofbeldi. ætti að senda þig í fangelsi og láta þig rotna þar.
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Duct tape?


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-08-2010, 04:19 AM

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Nonsense! God hates modern science and biology.

I am taking a Biology Major, and Biology makes me appreciate God's ways more and more. Every time i learn a new biological process I can only marvel at the complexity and genius of our God. I am yet to find anything in Biology that disagrees with the Bible.

Evolution i believe actually goes hand in hand with the Bible. God made animals before Adam and Eve. Making the world in 1 day doesn't necessarily mean one day for humans.

God's way of living has no structure that compares to ours, God doesn't have days, months or years. That is a system used for and by humans. So what I mean is.... 1 day for God could be millions of years for us.

Also when you think of the BIG BANG THEORY- I think of " Let there be light".

I think Biology is beautiful and only shows in depth the wonders of our God.
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Genesis 38:9-10:
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Of course, the amusing question must then be posed. Was God's wrath due to:

1) Disobeying God's command to impregnate his brother's wife.

2) Performing Coitus

3) An opposition to birth control in general

or

4) A general dislike of spilling seed upon the ground.

Insofar as a reasonable observer could see, 1 seems to be the most probable, though certainly, many seem to think 3 or 4 are the case, which out of context of that particular verse would make sense, yet substantially less when considered as part of the whole narrative of Onan.


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-08-2010, 09:17 PM

Basically, don't let him out of your sight for a second. Make him sleep on the floor of your room, watch him use the restroom, etc...

Don't let him have the chance to do it! Soon enough he will forget all about it.

BTW: caught not cought


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Evolution i believe actually goes hand in hand with the Bible.
It absolutely does not. The word evolution is mentioned nowhere in the Holy Bible.

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Of course it does. A day means a day. The Hole Bible should be taken literally, it is not open to interpretation. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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Also when you think of the BIG BANG THEORY- I think of " Let there be light".
Again, if there had been a big explosion, God would have mentioned that in the Holy Bible. Since he didn't it clearly didn't happen that way.

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No, it takes you away from the true science of the Holy Bible. If you continue on that path you will burn in hell for all eternity.


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:15 PM

No proof that a deity figure created the Sun.

But there is hard scientific proof of how it was created.

"Like all the thousand and thousand of trillions of start in the universe (in reality its an uncountable number of stars). The Sun was created from a result what is know as the "Big Bang". It all started around 4 Billion years ago. When cosmic dust began to accumulate and form the sun "proto star". After something gets massive enough it start what we know as "Nuclear Fusion" (which we have and can do our selves on Earth, just not any where near on the same scale) and thus a star is formed, slowly over time in the next 5 billion years our star "The Sun" will run out of hydrogen to convert to helium, thus ending the nuclear fusion process. The sun will die just like every other star in the universe, it has been observed 1000's of times, Nebula's and Super novas are straight hard evidence this does happen and the fact we have observed it happening. Nothing is infinite not even the universe. Once you understand how large the universe is, we are positivity not the only intelligent life forms in the universe.

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:18 PM

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No proof that a deity figure created the Sun.

But there is hard scientific proof of how it was created.

"Like all the thousand and thousand of trillions of start in the universe (in reality its an uncountable number of stars). The Sun was created from a result what is know as the "Big Bang". It all started around 4 Billion years ago. When cosmic dust began to accumulate and form the sun "proto star". After something gets massive enough it start what we know as "Nuclear Fusion" (which we have and can do our selves on Earth, just not any where near on the same scale) and thus a star is formed, slowly over time in the next 5 billion years our star "The Sun" will run out of hydrogen to convert to helium, thus ending the nuclear fusion process. The sun will die just like every other star in the universe, it has been observed 1000's of times, Nebula's and Super novas are straight hard evidence this does happen and the fact we have observed it happening. Nothing is infinite not even the universe. Once you understand how large the universe is, we are positivity not the only intelligent life forms in the universe.

"Tempus Edax Rerum" may this cause you to re think your ways or continue trembling in arrogance like helpless fools
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:20 PM

Please also note, If there is a deity and a litteral hell you people will be the first to be thrown in. You people do nothing but condemmn everything and everybody. You are the scourge of the Earth we ill need your kind in our alreayd problematic world. You so called" Crhistains think your promoting love and gods word. But the fact is your pormoting hatred and fear.

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:23 PM

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And what does this have to do with masturbation?

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It was response to a post about the sun (trying to disprove what has already be proven) made by an ignorant fool
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I've read that READ THIS thread before I flame you guys, and I stopped reading at republicans. Dumb people who are afraid of change.
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