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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 06:49 AM
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That is between you and God. You should pray on why God chose to have you raped over and over. But don't expect an answer. Anyone who deserves to be raped probably doesn't deserve to be answered, especially not by God Himself.
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Thank you so much. I will really take that advice to heart. My fiancee thanks you as well. Youre in my prayers <3
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 06:53 AM
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Thank you so much. I will really take that advice to heart. My fiancee thanks you as well. Youre in my prayers <3
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You're welcome, friend. I will pray that you and your fiancee bring forth many young male soldiers for Christ.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 06:59 AM
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You're welcome, friend. I will pray that you and your fiancee bring forth many young male soldiers for Christ.
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I hope so. Too many girls in our family. I want a cute little boy in a soccer uniform eating dirt and being clumsy. Girls can be so prissy. Heh. Ill leave the thread now. Thank you again.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:00 AM
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All I wanted was a connection. with fellow Christians! instead im immediately attacked and insulted? What have i done to hurt you?
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Friend, I don't care what you do to hurt me, because God told me to expect it and He told me that I am blessed by it. It's the hurt that you're inflicting upon Jesus that I'm concerned about. Jesus is hurt that you would come here wallowing in your furry fetish and then lie to us about it.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:10 AM
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Friend, I don't care what you do to hurt me, because God told me to expect it and He told me that I am blessed by it. It's the hurt that you're inflicting upon Jesus that I'm concerned about. Jesus is hurt that you would come here wallowing in your furry fetish and then lie to us about it.
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No, Jesus is hurt that you fail to recognize someone in need, and instead hurt them based on false and unnessacary judgement that is only for him to pass.
Also i did not say that i was going to hurt you. i asked if i already had, so that i might understand your rudeness and apologize.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:22 AM
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No, Jesus is hurt that you fail to recognize someone in need, and instead hurt them based on false and unnessacary judgement that is only for him to pass.
Also i did not say that i was going to hurt you. i asked if i already had, so that i might understand your rudeness and apologize.
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Well then I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. Please rest assured your duplicity regarding the MLP furry fetish thing has not harmed me in the least bit.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:29 AM
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Well then I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. Please rest assured your duplicity regarding the MLP furry fetish thing has not harmed me in the least bit.
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Well you have harmed me and saddened my savior by slandering me. That which is untrue is itself a lie, and you sir, are lying about me. Be civil. I've forgiven you, but i will ask that you stop harassing me with the "furry" thing.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:35 AM
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Well you have harmed me and saddened my savior by slandering me. That which is untrue is itself a lie, and you sir, are lying about me. Be civil. I've forgiven you, but i will ask that you stop harassing me with the "furry" thing.
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Who, pray tell, is your savior? Is it Jesus? If so, I'd sure be interested in hearing about how you presume to know His mind.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:36 AM
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Who, pray tell, is your savior? Is it Jesus? If so, I'd sure be interested in hearing about how you presume to know His mind.
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The same way you know that I've "hurt" him.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:50 AM
Little girl, I am a True Christian™. As such, I am intimately familiar with every word, letter, and full stop of the 1611 King James Bible. That is how I know what God is thinking and feeling.
Have you read the 1611 KJV from cover to cover?
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 08:06 AM
One. I am not a little girl.
Two, knowing what he once said does not tell you his present mood.
Three, I don't have that version i believe.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 09:21 AM
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One. I am not a little girl.
Two, knowing what he once said does not tell you his present mood.
Three, I don't have that version i believe.
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Are you implying that Jesus has changed His mind? On what subjects?
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 01:21 PM
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Are you implying that Jesus has changed His mind? On what subjects?
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Honestly i don't even know. I got angry at his rudeness. Sorry.
Im a lady. Im just saying that there are not any Christians who are " better" than others. So just because you've memorized the bible doesn't mean you have a right to be mean to me.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 01:25 PM
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Honestly i don't even know. I got angry at his rudeness. Sorry.
Im a lady. Im just saying that there are not any Christians who are " better" than others. So just because you've memorized the bible doesn't mean you have a right to be mean to me.
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When was I mean to you? I simply asked you a question.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 02:22 PM
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When was I mean to you? I simply asked you a question.
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Sorry i should have specified that i was referring to the "faith machine" dude
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 04:12 PM
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Im just saying that there are not any Christians who are " better" than others.
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Agreed. There are 100% Bible abiding Christians who will all go to Heaven.
And there are those who follow the Bible for less than 100%, rape little children, vote for Obama or watch Disney. Those are not Christians, even if they falsely claim to be Christians, and all of them will burn in Hell for all eternity.
Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 04:14 PM
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Sorry i should have specified that i was referring to the "faith machine" dude
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I've read through your exchange with Faith Machine a number of times now and I fail to see even a hint of rudeness from him. He is a True Christian™ man and dear friend of the Sweet Baby Jesus. Any rudeness perceived is likely a matter of him touching on a raw nerve or two of yours. I think we would all benefit if you stopped harassing True Christians™ here, and get on with praising Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-26-2012, 07:04 PM
Thank you Mrs. Etheldreda. I am just heartsick about this whole matter, and your kind words are making me feel a little better.
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-27-2012, 12:52 PM
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Agreed. There are 100% Bible abiding Christians who will all go to Heaven.
And there are those who follow the Bible for less than 100%, rape little children, vote for Obama or watch Disney. Those are not Christians, even if they falsely claim to be Christians, and all of them will burn in Hell for all eternity.
Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
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I thought there was no such thing as rape?
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Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!! -
11-27-2012, 12:58 PM
Im not trying to be difficult just confused
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