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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 01-08-2014, 04:52 AM

I think we should start working on next year's calender. Any of you True Christians™ want to submit a snapshot of yourself for consideration?



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 01-08-2014, 06:26 AM

Well, if we're posting those...

This is from a set I had done at GlamourShots a couple of months before they shut down.


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II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 01-09-2014, 11:40 AM

I think a calendar is a great idea. Here's me at the beach last weekend. Perhaps we could caption each picture with a Bible verse?

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Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 09-19-2017, 10:29 AM

Are submissions for 2018 open yet?

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Jesus Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 09-19-2017, 02:29 PM

Brother Swallows,


I just don't know what to say. How do you keep the lady-folk away?


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 10-09-2017, 07:32 AM

I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 10-09-2017, 09:32 PM

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I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

Goodness dear, it looks like you could have been a grandmother many times over by now. No wonder you're so lost and lonely and giving your heart to anyone who has a few minutes to spare or a toy with strong battery life. You should consider befriending Jesus. He will fill up that hole in your heart and give you the things you truly long for - value, approval, belonging.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 10-09-2017, 10:41 PM

Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.
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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 10-10-2017, 06:35 AM

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Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.
I dare say the Freehold ladies are trying their best to be, shall we say, polite. I have to say that the push-up bra, black corset, garter belt, and stockings date somewhere decades before Hugh Hefner had to start taking Viagra. In addition to getting with Jesus on Sundays, you also might want to think about spending some quality time on the ThighMaster.


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flag Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 10-16-2017, 04:17 AM

I won't even ask what that is.

And you seem to miss that this is a MEN'S calendar. For which I would graciously like to pool in my image taken from my 2015 Christian singles dating ad. I've really cleaned up since I gave up the crystal 20 years ago, and found JESUS. Now He's blessed me with a healthy American ruggedness that I hope will prove suitable for gracing the calendar.

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