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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-05-2006, 10:37 PM
You will in about 10 years, when nobody wants to hire you.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 04:36 AM
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You females are a jealous, catty bunch. If you all decide to fight over me, I'll bring a video camera so I can add it to my library.
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Uhhh, I haven't had any complaints about me body. I happen to have a nice pair of breasts. Believe me, I don't think Rachael or me have ANYTHING to be jealous of.
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PS - I'll only fight for BJ at this point, so she better keep her distance from him.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 08:59 AM
Exactly Moon
P.S. Don't worry, I won't fight you for BJ, he's all yours! (Unless Lilith wants to fight you for him. Heh)
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 05:17 PM
*sigh* Should I go over your vocab with you Adia?
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 05:23 PM
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*sigh* Should I go over your vocab with you Adia?
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I knew you were slow but, WOW! You do realize that the heathen Adia has been banned and its place in Hell has been assured, don't you? There is no help for it.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 05:41 PM
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Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
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So Adia is one of your sisters? She's pissed at us? She's the idiot you can't even type correctly. God and Jesus are willing to forgive you all but you must repent of your heathen ways and beg for Their forgiveness.
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11-06-2006, 05:44 PM
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Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
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Lookit, Icky. Parents don't name kids Adia, Ixi and Peregrine. And your little sister is a potty mouth. Whoever taught her to talk like that?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Exactly Moon
P.S. Don't worry, I won't fight you for BJ, he's all yours! (Unless Lilith wants to fight you for him. Heh)
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Sweet loving Jesus Rachael, you are a married woman. Is it possible for you to be more blatent in your lust for me????
First it was those love poems from you written to me on human skin and now this. Gees.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 10:08 PM
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Sweet loving Jesus Rachael, you are a married woman. Is it possible for you to be more blatent in your lust for me????
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Well, can't a married woman fantasize about the irresistable Bobby Joe sitting atop his stallion proudly wearing a white muumuu?
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First it was those love poems from you written to me on human skin and now this. Gees.
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*Gasp* But those notes were anonymous! However did you know?
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 10:48 PM
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Well, can't a married woman fantasize about the irresistable Bobby Joe sitting atop his stallion proudly wearing a white muumuu?
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Well I for one am not open to these sinful plural husbands you pagans seem to be into. It leds to depraved behavior.
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*Gasp* But those notes were anonymous! However did you know?
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We have your finger prints on file with the DoF sinner
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 10:52 PM
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Well I for one am not open to these sinful plural husbands you pagans seem to be into. It leds to depraved behavior.
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Bah, look how many wives and concubines Solomon had!
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Oh yeah
**Note to self... BJ is unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm**
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 11:10 PM
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Bah, look how many wives and concubines Solomon had!
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Yes well it was Adam and Lilith and Eve, not Adam and Steve and Eve. I won't have any truck with that kind of left coast nonsense you want to drag me into Missy. So enough of those witch-shot stones with little I-Heart-BJ painted on them. They've cost me three gardeners to witch induced stroke so far and Mexicans do not grow on trees I will have you know.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 11:11 PM
To continue with this Thread regarding an immoral strumpet with obviously fake Ladybits, I can only give you all a warning.
These 3 females
have gone down that same path of mutilation of their Ladyparts.
Shortly after this picture was taken the women in this picture caught a Plane and ended up dying a horrible death after those Silicon filled appendages exploded.
Jesus hates false boobies!!
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That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-06-2006, 11:20 PM
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Yes well it was Adam and Lilith and Eve, not Adam and Steve and Eve. I won't have any truck with that kind of left coast nonsense you want to drag me into Missy. So enough of those witch-shot stones with little I-Heart-BJ painted on them. They've cost me three gardeners to witch induced stroke so far and Mexicans do not grow on trees I will have you know.
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Ooohhh, I'm so sorry! I thought I was aiming for you! *snicker*
And wasn't it Adam and Lilith (not ours) and Eve?
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To continue with this Thread regarding an immoral strumpet with obviously fake Ladybits, I can only give you all a warning.
These 3 females
have gone down that same path of mutilation of their Ladyparts.
Shortly after this picture was taken the women in this picture caught a Plane and ended up dying a horrible death after those Silicon filled appendages exploded.
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That's disgusting beyond words. Those three are the stuff of nightmares
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-07-2006, 01:06 AM
More than a double D cup is a waste.
those man made stretch marks are unsightly.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-07-2006, 03:22 AM
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Well, can't a married woman fantasize about the irresistable Bobby Joe sitting atop his stallion proudly wearing a white muumuu?
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Wow...I thought I was the only one who fantasized like that about BJ.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-07-2006, 03:58 AM
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Wow...I thought I was the only one who fantasized like that about BJ.
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Now whoever could resist a muumuu?
(I'll stop with these derailing comments soon, I swear )
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-07-2006, 09:17 PM
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Lookit, Icky. Parents don't name kids Adia, Ixi and Peregrine.
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Correction: Sober, Christian parents don't name their kids that.
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Yes well it was Adam and Lilith and Eve.
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And wasn't it Adam and Lilith and Eve?
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How do you even respond to a question like that? Words fail me.
Or, to put it another way:
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-07-2006, 10:34 PM
That isn't fair, BJ edited his post. That isn't what it said before.
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