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What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 06:07 AM
What would you do if you gave birth to a mentally retarded boy or girl?
I've seen quite a bit of rejection towards the mentally retarded section of our society around here.
I'm sure Jesus would love the child like he loves everyone else (Homosexuals included)
But what would you do?
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06-07-2009, 06:15 AM
He would not be my son if he was retarded, if it came with that I would force my wife to give him to a orphanage or I would try to force the demons out that caused this retardation.
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06-07-2009, 06:18 AM
He would have come from your sperm and your wife's egg. Truly it is your child, like you are God's child.
You have flaws, yet God has not put you in an orphanage.
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06-07-2009, 06:19 AM
God did not wish for Retards and Fags to run rampant on his Earth, they are creations of Satan, and what do you say, I have flaws? You do not know me.
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06-07-2009, 06:22 AM
First, this thread should help tremendously.
Second, God gave me the glory of being a man, and as such, do not have to give birth.
Third, I would discipline my wife harshly for ejecting a retarded out of her womb.
Fourth, I would force them to get over their retardedness by accepting the Lord as their savior.
Fifth, I would learn from my mistakes to not do what I was doing wrong to have God curse me with a retarded.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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06-07-2009, 06:27 AM
First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.
Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?
Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?
Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.
Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.
Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.
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06-07-2009, 06:32 AM
Maybe if you worshiped Christ more you wouldn't have those flaws!
I hate no one, as I know God will take care of them.
Satan spread his Evil into her womb and destroyed said child.
Are you sure, God mocker?
God gave us those rights.
If they did, I would have grown up to be a Commie, or worse, a faggot.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by timetorepent
First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.
Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?
Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?
Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.
Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.
Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.
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Oh, we get a smart-aleck liberal who is soft on retardeds insinuating that I am mentally deficient?
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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06-07-2009, 09:20 AM
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Maybe if you worshiped Christ more you wouldn't have those flaws!
I hate no one, as I know God will take care of them.
Satan spread his Evil into her womb and destroyed said child.
Are you sure, God mocker?
God gave us those rights.
If they did, I would have grown up to be a Commie, or worse, a faggot.
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Ah, but you did grow up to be a Communist. I have outed you as a CUBAN SPY. Fake backstory of your character being in Columbia, SC was revealed to be false by Brother Lazarus, then today I read this...
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...5546CA20090605
Then I saw the connection between your Screen Name and I Love Lucy, which made me think of Ricky Ricardo, a Cuban, then I put two and two together and now it makes sense.
YOU ARE A CUBAN SPY.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by timetorepent
What would you do if you gave birth to a mentally retarded boy or girl?
I've seen quite a bit of rejection towards the mentally retarded section of our society around here.
I'm sure Jesus would love the child like he loves everyone else (Homosexuals included)
But what would you do?
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Simple. Combine accident. Happens all the time.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 11:38 AM
I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)
Jeremiah 17:4
Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 11:42 AM
Chippers are great too!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-07-2009, 11:48 AM
I recommend the Morbark Model 23.
I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)
Jeremiah 17:4
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-08-2009, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by timetorepent
First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.
Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?
Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?
Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.
Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.
Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.
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Why are you here? Just to spew hatred and anger? Does it make you and the other fags at 4chan giggle when you openly mock God and spit on His Holy Word? Did you know that we are actually Blessed because of your persecution?
The truth is, no True Christian™ has ever given birth to a retard child. Jesus watches over us you see.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-08-2009, 12:28 PM
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Chippers are great too!
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Gentlemen, please don't bring up this painful topic. You are new to our Godly forum and probably don't realize that our own Beloved Pastor Pistle's late wife fell into a wood chipper just a few years back.
It's a touchy subject around here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-15-2009, 03:08 AM
If I knew a True Christian™ woman who gave birth to a retarded, I'd immediately take her and the infant to the Pastors. They would exorcise the demon of retardedness from the child, and find out how the woman had fallen from grace to bring such shame upon herself.
Either she would have to be a backslidden True Christian™, in which case she'd be excommunicated, or was never a True Christian™ in the first place . . . in which case, she'd go to the Landover Christian Re-Education Camp.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-15-2009, 05:59 PM
you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper
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06-15-2009, 06:05 PM
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you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper
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You certainly aren't being very Christian-like. Suggesting that we True Christians get in line for the wood chipper behind all the demonic tards...
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-15-2009, 06:14 PM
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you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper
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Obviously, you being such a heathen, doubtingly have generated a few 'special people'. Being this is your greatest accomplishment in life (my dog has had puppies, you two have a lot in common), we should get on our knees and Praise Jesus for you. Or, more realistically, you should follow what sister JennyD said.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What Would You Do? -
06-15-2009, 09:00 PM
I don't know. I have seen my sins come back and bite me in the ass and my children must carry the burden now too. It may be someone in the family brought this retarded curse upon them. I don't care for the chipper comment - funny though. However, perhaps having to care for a child with special needs is the lesson or punishment - this is the burden the family must bare for their sins.
Kind of like the homo who gets AIDS and then converts to a True Christian and changes his behavior or lives a chaste existance. He still has AIDS even though Christ may have chosen to save his soul. His suffering here will not be less.
Am I starting to understand yet?
Genesis 1:20-22
21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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