What Would You Do?

timetorepent · **What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:07 AM

What would you do if you gave birth to a mentally retarded boy or girl?
I've seen quite a bit of rejection towards the mentally retarded section of our society around here.
I'm sure Jesus would love the child like he loves everyone else (Homosexuals included)
But what would you do?

~~ilovemesomelindsay~~ · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:15 AM

He would not be my son if he was retarded, if it came with that I would force my wife to give him to a orphanage or I would try to force the demons out that caused this retardation.

timetorepent · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:18 AM

He would have come from your sperm and your wife's egg. Truly it is your child, like you are God's child.

You have flaws, yet God has not put you in an orphanage.

~~ilovemesomelindsay~~ · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:19 AM

God did not wish for Retards and Fags to run rampant on his Earth, they are creations of Satan, and what do you say, I have flaws? You do not know me.

Tertius The Scribe · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:22 AM

First, this thread should help tremendously.

Second, God gave me the glory of being a man, and as such, do not have to give birth.

Third, I would discipline my wife harshly for ejecting a retarded out of her womb.

Fourth, I would force them to get over their retardedness by accepting the Lord as their savior.

Fifth, I would learn from my mistakes to not do what I was doing wrong to have God curse me with a retarded.

timetorepent · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:27 AM

First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.

Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?

Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?

Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.

Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.

Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.

~~ilovemesomelindsay~~ · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:32 AM

Maybe if you worshiped Christ more you wouldn't have those flaws!

I hate no one, as I know God will take care of them.
Satan spread his Evil into her womb and destroyed said child.
Are you sure, God mocker?
God gave us those rights.
If they did, I would have grown up to be a Commie, or worse, a faggot.

Tertius The Scribe · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by timetorepent

First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.

Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?

Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?

Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.

Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.

Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.

Oh, we get a smart-aleck liberal who is soft on retardeds insinuating that I am mentally deficient?

Mad Prophet Helmholtz · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ilovemesomelindsay

Maybe if you worshiped Christ more you wouldn't have those flaws!

I hate no one, as I know God will take care of them.
Satan spread his Evil into her womb and destroyed said child.
Are you sure, God mocker?
God gave us those rights.
If they did, I would have grown up to be a Commie, or worse, a faggot.

Ah, but you did grow up to be a Communist. I have outed you as a CUBAN SPY. Fake backstory of your character being in Columbia, SC was revealed to be false by Brother Lazarus, then today I read this...
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...5546CA20090605

Then I saw the connection between your Screen Name and I Love Lucy, which made me think of Ricky Ricardo, a Cuban, then I put two and two together and now it makes sense.

YOU ARE A CUBAN SPY.

James Hutchins · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by timetorepent

What would you do if you gave birth to a mentally retarded boy or girl?
I've seen quite a bit of rejection towards the mentally retarded section of our society around here.
I'm sure Jesus would love the child like he loves everyone else (Homosexuals included)
But what would you do?

Simple. Combine accident. Happens all the time.

Joe Rolandowsky · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 11:38 AM

James Hutchins · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 11:42 AM

Chippers are great too!

Joe Rolandowsky · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-07-2009, 11:48 AM

I recommend the Morbark Model 23.

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-08-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by timetorepent

First, Everyone has flaws, my dear. Like everyone says around here, this is a place of truth. And yes I have no shame in admitting I have flaws.

Besides, shouldn't you be hating yourself instead of the "slow" people?

Second, the parents created the child. I don't see Satan impregnating your wife. It was yours and your wife's seed that made your child slow.
Why give him/her up?

Third, you can't exactly cure such a thing with silly words from a book.

Fourth, I honestly do not understand the thought of punishing someone even for the thought of having given birth to such a child. But of course, if you want to rot in prison for beating your wife because of your damned sperm and her egg, be my guest.

Surely YOUR parents should have given YOU up.

Why are you here? Just to spew hatred and anger? Does it make you and the other fags at 4chan giggle when you openly mock God and spit on His Holy Word? Did you know that we are actually Blessed because of your persecution?

The truth is, no True Christian™ has ever given birth to a retard child. Jesus watches over us you see.

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-08-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Chippers are great too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Rolandowsky

I recommend the Morbark Model 23.

Gentlemen, please don't bring up this painful topic. You are new to our Godly forum and probably don't realize that our own Beloved Pastor Pistle's late wife fell into a wood chipper just a few years back.

It's a touchy subject around here.

JennyD · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-15-2009, 03:08 AM

If I knew a True Christian™ woman who gave birth to a retarded, I'd immediately take her and the infant to the Pastors. They would exorcise the demon of retardedness from the child, and find out how the woman had fallen from grace to bring such shame upon herself.

Either she would have to be a backslidden True Christian™, in which case she'd be excommunicated, or was never a True Christian™ in the first place . . . in which case, she'd go to the Landover Christian Re-Education Camp.

the chosen one · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-15-2009, 05:59 PM

you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper

Ebenezer Wright · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-15-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the chosen one

you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper

You certainly aren't being very Christian-like. Suggesting that we True Christians get in line for the wood chipper behind all the demonic tards...

James Hutchins · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-15-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by the chosen one

you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper

Obviously, you being such a heathen, doubtingly have generated a few 'special people'. Being this is your greatest accomplishment in life (my dog has had puppies, you two have a lot in common), we should get on our knees and Praise Jesus for you. Or, more realistically, you should follow what sister JennyD said.

MidwestCatLady · **Re: What Would You Do? -** 06-15-2009, 09:00 PM

I don't know. I have seen my sins come back and bite me in the ass and my children must carry the burden now too. It may be someone in the family brought this retarded curse upon them. I don't care for the chipper comment - funny though. However, perhaps having to care for a child with special needs is the lesson or punishment - this is the burden the family must bare for their sins.

Kind of like the homo who gets AIDS and then converts to a True Christian and changes his behavior or lives a chaste existance. He still has AIDS even though Christ may have chosen to save his soul. His suffering here will not be less.

Am I starting to understand yet?