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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:38 AM

no not at all I have accepted the salvation of my Lord Jesus,I also accept all of the good book .Even the unpleasant parts


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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:39 AM

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no not at all I have accepted the salvation of my Lord Jesus,I also accept all of the good book .Even the unpleasant parts
Not if you're a damned mormon you haven't. You people are about as "saved" as a flock of Hare Krishnas.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:41 AM

question If I have been Baptised and have accepted Jesus how can I be unsaved trash ?Or is it that I belong to the wrong church that has your panties in a bunch?


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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:44 AM

The New Testament explains that the rules for circumcision no longer apply.

http://www.circumstitions.com/Xy.html
http://www.circumstitions.com/leo.html
http://www.lookinguntojesus.net/ata20031207.htm

In fact, if you support circumcision, you are the one picking and choosing what the Bible says instead of looking at all of it.
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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:44 AM

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I am for trimming being an Old testament kind of guy
I am also for being trimmed, but entirely because I was, as a helpless and unwitting infant, thus altered and want no part of any sort of "restorative" measures that may or may not be made available.

Well, there it is, out in the open. I am a circumcised, non-Christian, pagan Deist. Heathen_Basher called me an "atheist" in his private message to me explaining my receipt of 40 demerits (my penalty for accurately citing Bible verses). That the definition of an atheist eludes Heathen_Basher is unfortunate, especially for someone endowed with the power to penalize forum participants.

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question If I have been Baptised and have accepted Jesus how can I be unsaved trash ?Or is it that I belong to the wrong church that has your panties in a bunch?
You haven't accepted Jesus at all. You don't know Jesus. You think Jesus is a man who lives on another planet is the devil's brother
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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 03:52 AM

Jesus does not reside on any planet ,except in the hearts and mind of man.


And Mirth it has been brought to my attention that a procedure can be done to correct the bobbing of your tallywacker.Not sure if it is call an addadicktome or a peterectomy


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I am also for being trimmed, but entirely because I was, as a helpless and unwitting infant, thus altered and want no part of any sort of "restorative" measures that may or may not be made available.

Well, there it is, out in the open. I am a circumcised, non-Christian, pagan Deist. Heathen_Basher called me an "atheist" in his private message to me explaining my receipt of 40 demerits (my penalty for accurately citing Bible verses). That the definition of an atheist eludes Heathen_Basher is unfortunate, especially for someone endowed with the power to penalize forum participants.

But we pagan Deists are a forgiving lot and I have already forgiven Heathen_Basher for erroneously doling out demerits. Come 'ere, Heathen_Basher, ya big lug; lemme give you a big pagan hug!
Another 40-point "infraction" has been earned. Anyone know how many points spell doom for forum patrticipants?
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I am not sure so far on my first day I am at 325 points.Is that some kind of record?


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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 04:02 AM

Might I add some of mine are worth 100 points. mostly for asking questions. I better stfu


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I feel like such a puss. I only have 80 points and I don't even claim to be Christian (albeit of the weird CLDS variety) like you do. What's up with that? Maybe LBC hates Mormons more than they hate pagan Deists? Hmph!
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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 04:12 AM

I am unsure why heathen basher dislikes me so,after all I am a good christian and is that not what counts.
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i have recieved a 1000 666 and 2 100 pointers
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holy crap I am a piker .I bow to you


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The New Testament explains that the rules for circumcision no longer apply.

http://www.circumstitions.com/Xy.html
http://www.circumstitions.com/leo.html
http://www.lookinguntojesus.net/ata20031207.htm

In fact, if you support circumcision, you are the one picking and choosing what the Bible says instead of looking at all of it.

I did not pick it .My parrents did .Am I to blame for their choice?


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I am unsure why heathen basher dislikes me so,after all I am a good christian and is that not what counts.
You being a pagan I can understand but me I am lost for words
You have not posted one thing that would suggest to me you are a good Christian. Everything you've posted has been contrary to the Bible. You aren't even Christian, you a mormon, a lunatic cult started nearly 2000 years after Christ. At least you realize that pagans are evil, so perhaps there is hope for you.

And I do not hate you. If I hated you I would allow you to wallow in your filthy sinful witchcraft and your magical lucky underwear that keeps away evil, but no. I love you too much. I am patiently teaching you and correcting you, and for my efforts you spit in my face. Jesus was right when he warned True Christians™ like myself would be persecuted by your lot.
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I did not pick it .My parrents did .Am I to blame for their choice?
What makes you think that you're so special that you can just make up new punctuation rules? Did you notice what you did above? No one else writes like that. It's idiots like you who are the downfall of good white Christians everywhere.


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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 02:26 PM

Well Mr.Basher,I would hope that during your many hours of reading the good book you would have picked up a few ideas and just not the ability to quote passages. I personally like "Love thy Brother".We humans are indeed all brother's and sisters,Christian,Jew,Muslim,Hindu,atheist and pagan. Jesus loved everyone believer and nonbeliever,he saw the good in all of mankind.When he was dieing upon the cross,he asked his father to forgive all of us for our sins,not just the few that believed in him.

Now let's talk a bit about magical under ware.Do the pastors in your church ware a collar to signify who and what they are?Do some of the men and women wear crosses to signify their belief in Christ? I am reasonably sure that the above are true,the garments that a Mormon wears do the same thing.

In regards to the medical procedure call circumcision ,it is chosen by a vast majority of parents for their newborn sons Christian and non christian alike.If it bothers you so much ,maybe you and your cult followers should start a national or world wide campaign to teach the rest of the world .


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Default Re: Republicans fight to save our penises! - 09-02-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
In Regards to my lack of Punctuation in a given sentence ,who appointed you the Grammar Nazi ?
Your hate speech is not welcome here. I'm just trying to figure out how you failed to learn the proper rules for punctuation. Maybe you are still being held back in 2nd grade? Notice how the rest of the world puts the space AFTER the punctuation and not before it? Your random capitalization is distracting, as well.


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