[Bobby-Joe]

I am sure by now you have heard how the Obama regime as tried to claim credit for killing bin Ladin, completely ignoring all the hard work of all those Bush officials who ordered all those Arabs tortured. If it wasn't for the torturing of these Arabs who have never been members or Al Quida or even knew any of the people who were in contact with Ben Liden, none of this would have happened.

Well there is another American whose role remains unsung; Donald Trump

It was The Donald's show, Celebrity Apprentice that had the bin Ladin compound so mesmerized and had their guard down. If it wasn't for the dramatic moment episode 9 Sheer Madness when The Donald decided to take action and fire Hope Dworaczyk for being the weaker competitor during the Farouk Systems debacle ben Lidens guards would have notice the four H-60 attack helicopters descending on their compound and possibly mounted an effective resistance. (You know Obama didn't want to kill Osama)

Now The Donald is a humble man, he doesn't need to have his name plastered on every building or praised to the heavens. But The Donald saw America needed help, Osama needed to be put down. So The Donald cleverly crafted Celebrity Apprentice as an irresistibly entertaining trap for ben Liden, thus sealing ben Ladin's fate. That's just how The Donald roles.

So lets remember the REAL heroes for a change America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you that great post. It stands to reason that if you were Mr. bin Landan, you would be concerned about your security.

That being the case, you would have your people watching important people. Just as you say, all the bin Landan staff and he himself were keeping tract of The Donald.

In contrast, they were not watching our hapless President. So, he got lucky and had a clear shot. Without Donald, the effort would have failed.

[Free Market Fred]

Well, I'm happy to give Trump credit, since we're planning to put him in the White House (as our corporate representative), and re-inventing him as a "war hero" should make it that much easier to rig the 2012 election. Although voter scrub lists and Diebold voting machines can work wonders, it's better if we can convince the idiot public that elections really matter.

Anyway...though I don't like to brag, since we're all good Christian friends here, I guess it's OK for me to tell me about my own company's role in snuffing Osama.

The simple fact is, bin Laden wasn't paying his bills. I didn't mind giving him a line of credit (in fact, I got Visa to issue him a Platinum card), just as long as he made payments at 33% compounded interest. He was a good customer - only them African dictators bought more AK-47s, land mines and plastic explosives than bin Laden. But once Osama stopped paying and told our collection agency to piss off, it was time to pull the trigger.

The problem with the Africans is that they paid us with blood diamonds. That was fine for awhile...however, the more diamonds that flooded the market, the lower the price dropped. Eventually, the spear-chuckers in Sierra Leone and Libera ran out of cash, so we cut them off. With bin Laden, it was similar - as long as he kept the opium poppies flowing to market, we were happy to supply the weapons and ammo. But over-supply caused heroin prices to drop, and once Osama started signing IOUs to pay his other IOUs, it was just like them subprime mortgages we gave to poor folks. For awhile, we turned some of those bin Laden weapon loans into AAA-rated Collateralized Debt Obligations and sold them to state pension funds, but you can only keep a Ponzi scheme running for so long. When it collapsed, it was time to "foreclose" on Osama.


Our satisfied customers in Africa

Since I knew just when we were gonna take out bin Laden, I shorted the oil market the day before, knowing that this would drive the price down. Of course, it was only a small percentage drop, but I leveraged heavily with money borrowed from the US Federal Reserve, so my profits were 10-times my investment!

This just goes to show, free market capitalism is the best economic system ever! Especially when it's subsidized by the government.


Muslims: A market with unlimited growth potential!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I am sure by now you have heard how the Obama regime as tried to claim credit for killing bin Ladin, completely ignoring all the hard work of all those Bush officials who ordered all those Arabs tortured. If it wasn't for the torturing of these Arabs who have never been members or Al Quida or even knew any of the people who were in contact with Ben Liden, none of this would have happened.

I was just thinking about how well this reflects on the wisdom of the Bush administration. Think about it: anybody would say go torture Al Qaeda members, because they obviously have useful intelligence that would contribute to the capture of Bin Laden. But only a rare mind would think to torture people with no connection to Al Qaeda. Those people would have gone right under Obama's radar, because he has an ordinary brain.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I'm not sure who this Ben Lingam character is, but he sounds like a pervert and a pedophile.

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

we found out yesterday that Obama delayed the raid until he knew he could interrupt Celebrity Apprentice and insure that the Democrat party received the flag order from Shanghai so they could pass flags out for the not so spontaneous demonstrations

[lilith]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I am sure by now you have heard how the Obama regime as tried to claim credit for killing bin Ladin, completely ignoring all the hard work of all those Bush officials who ordered all those Arabs tortured. If it wasn't for the torturing of these Arabs who have never been members or Al Quida or even knew any of the people who were in contact with Ben Liden, none of this would have happened.

Well there is another American whose role remains unsung; Donald Trump

It was The Donald's show, Celebrity Apprentice that had the bin Ladin compound so mesmerized and had their guard down. If it wasn't for the dramatic moment episode 9 Sheer Madness when The Donald decided to take action and fire Hope Dworaczyk for being the weaker competitor during the Farouk Systems debacle ben Lidens guards would have notice the four H-60 attack helicopters descending on their compound and possibly mounted an effective resistance. (You know Obama didn't want to kill Osama)

Now The Donald is a humble man, he doesn't need to have his name plastered on every building or praised to the heavens. But The Donald saw America needed help, Osama needed to be put down. So The Donald cleverly crafted Celebrity Apprentice as an irresistibly entertaining trap for ben Liden, thus sealing ben Ladin's fate. That's just how The Donald roles.

So lets remember the REAL heroes for a change America.

What,just Donald Trump? Or was his toupee involved as well?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by lilith

What,just Donald Trump? Or was his toupee involved as well?

Not everyone with perfect hair is wearing a toupee.