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I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 05:35 AM
Please educate me, a 22 year old female druid, as to why I am going to hell, and how to fix it.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 05:54 AM
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Please educate me, a 22 year old female druid, as to why I am going to hell, and how to fix it.
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Well, you're a vile, Godmocking slut who fornicates with trees...why wouldn't Jesus send you to hell?
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 05:58 AM
Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:00 AM
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...I am here to repent...
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I'm all ears.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:08 AM
Oh, is this the ravensock person back again? Hello, dear.
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Originally Posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U
Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.
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The best place to start is here:
Then, when you have done that, come back with any questions you may have. It may help to take notes as you go along.
Good luck!
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:11 AM
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Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.
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First, tell us more about your filthy life of sin in the gutter, and how you came to hate the infant Christ with such pathological intensity...
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:12 AM
Because of my sinful, un True Christian like, liberal ways, I am unable to acquire a KJV bible. And I am actually not this ravensock person.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:17 AM
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...You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity...
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And here you go: kingjbible.com
Horse, that's water. The rest is up to you.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:17 AM
I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:18 AM
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Because of my sinful, un True Christian like, liberal ways, I am unable to acquire a KJV bible. And I am actually not this ravensock person.
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Nonsense! The world is littered with Bibles!! There should be one in the drawer of the nightstand in that seedy motel where you turn your tricks! Just look in the drawer! Do it now!
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:19 AM
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I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.
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Flogged, you say?
We need to get you a husband, girl!
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U
I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.
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Oh do stop wittering on and start reading. 1 Timothy 2:11
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:21 AM
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Nonsense! The world is littered with Bibles!! There should be one in the drawer of the nightstand in that seedy motel where you turn your tricks! Just look in the drawer! Do it now!
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She'll be telling us next that she doesn't have an internet connection, Brother.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:24 AM
If I could afford a motel to turn tricks in I'm sure I could afford a bible. The only thing I have in my possesion worth anything, is this laptop, and in my heathen ways, I'm sure the True Christian God has directed me towards those who can show me the light. And if what I am reading in the blessed forums is true, then I am not worthy of a husband.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:33 AM
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If I could afford a motel to turn tricks in I'm sure I could afford a bible. The only thing I have in my possesion worth anything, is this laptop, and in my heathen ways, I'm sure the True Christian God has directed me towards those who can show me the light. And if what I am reading in the blessed forums is true, then I am not worthy of a husband.
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Any fat @$$ed, run-of-the-mill repentant slut can get a husband...just ask my wife.
If you love Jesus, are fertile and have child bearing hips, you're a shoe-in for a righteous seeding...shall I ask around?
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:39 AM
I am also a virgin, sir, if that is of any concern. My witch of a mother disowned me, due to the fact that I refused to sleep with the leader of her coven. I am glad I have found this site, and I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible? I do have child bearing hips, and would assume I am fertile. If you, as a man, think I am worthy in my heathen ways to be seeded, you can ask around, you don't need my permission.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:45 AM
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...I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible?...
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2 dense 4 Jesus, imo.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 06:52 AM
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Flogged, you say?
We need to get you a husband, girl!
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I wholeheartedly agree.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 11:49 AM
I have received several well-intentioned personal messages from some of the old busybosy hens ladies of Landover who have suggested I take this whore of Satan as my bride while my seed is still good.
Witch girl, would it kill you to upload a profile pic, that I might determine the likelihood of you bearing offspring that are pleasing to God's eye?
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Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash. -
07-27-2015, 01:07 PM
Druidism is a foul cult of human sacrifice and phallus worship, rife with homosexual underpinnings. It disturbs me to see that this young and obviously abused woman has no ability to repent, though like all souls, hers cries out for the love of Jesus.
The first thing you must do, young lady, is learn to read. Then you can make use of the KJV 1611 Bible and stop pestering us with these inane questions.
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