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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-03-2019, 02:26 AM

This thread title is terribly offensive. Particularly as it is coming from the mind of someone who finds aspects of the Bible offensive.

Christian women, young or old, belong to Christ. Why would any one of them spurn His Pure Love and Saving Grace to be violated by you?


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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-03-2019, 02:56 AM

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This thread title is terribly offensive. Particularly as it is coming from the mind of someone who finds aspects of the Bible offensive.

Christian women, young or old, belong to Christ. Why would any one of them spurn His Pure Love and Saving Grace to be violated by you?
And but just look at that picture! A parasitic worm lodged deep inside a calling bird; the messenger from Hell! Shoo Devil! We shall NOT want!
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-05-2019, 11:15 PM

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Exactly, and does the Almighty LORD consent to the Onanistic sperm-murder orgies you commit while lusting over Polack borscht-farmers?

If human consent is the core of ethics, it would mean tolerating everything from prostitution to homosexuality to non-disciplinary spanking and then what's next? Autistic people having sex?

God says NO! NO MEANS NO!
I love borscht... and polish hotties... and Walter Trucks... also films by the French new wave directors.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 05:05 PM

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I love borscht... and polish hotties...
And with that, you are hereby quarantined.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 05:07 PM

Poor Peter, all he asked for was a pornstar harem with ice cream. Instead this happened.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 07:30 PM

Bye. Participation trophies are by the door. Please don't take more of them than you need.







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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 08:55 PM

Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine? How dies it differ from the other penalties of bo return? Will he be eligible to be cured?
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 09:01 PM

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Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine?
You'll see soon enough.
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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 12-07-2019, 10:19 PM

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Pardon my asking, what is the quarantine?...
I've been there. I've ... seen ... things.

No one comes out the same.



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Default Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt... - 01-01-2020, 04:39 AM

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No... you’re not 18. Next year drop us a resume with photos for consideration... We follow all federal rules while making our adult entertainment.

does brother faith machine have a sex offenders registry page?
Leave Maxine alone! Don't talk to her, don't look at her or her profile. As of now she does not exist to you. Am I clear!?


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