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Smile (HELP ME) COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! - 01-19-2012, 05:13 AM
You've got to help me.

I've caught the fever.

The Iowa Corn Fever.

I just can't get enought corn!

No, no corn on the cob, fresh corn, frozen corn. I mean real corn. Corn chips corn flakes puffed corn, of SWEET LORD CORN CORN CORN!

Really it's puffed corn that drives me wild. Where can I find it? I've been buying this "cajun mix" but God punished Lousinia for a reason. I want the PURE CORN EXPERIENCE!!!!

No, popcorn won't do it for me. That's like a whole different grain. It has to be CORN! CORN!

What, am I the only one with The Fever?

And you dare to call yourselves Iowans??????\


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