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04-23-2011, 04:47 PM
You Christians believe in God even though,
Nobody has ever seen Him,
He cannot be detected,
You cannot prove he exist,
He is just very convenient for your view of creation. You have no evidence so have to fall back on 'faith' and you just know He must be up there somewhere.
Why doesn't the Universe expand faster? Oh, that's easy, it's 'dark matter',
OK, so
Nobody has ever seen it,
It cannot be detected,
We cannot prove it exists,
But it is very convenient for our view of creation. We have no evidence but we have 'faith' that it must be up there somewhere.
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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04-23-2011, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
Aren't you all supposed to be nice to everyone, you stupid piffleing buttholes?
You are supposed to be nice and sit there while I smack you around and cherrypick a few verses! You should not talk back! I have my freedoms of speech, which means I can say anything, anytime and anywhere I want to.
If you delete my art of the pictures of zombies eating Jesus or piss christ, that's censorship!!
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Amen Pastor.
They seem to think we should be like the Amish, who do take their abuse. Then they get really upset because we stand up for ourselves.
I'm sure they're also the same type of person who tortures small dogs just because they can.
[back on topic]
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04-23-2011, 08:37 PM
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My favorite activity on Dawkins' green earth is to persecute Christians. When not busy persecuting Christians, I like to have bareback sex with strangers at highway rest stops. You're not supposed to judge me, but you still have to pay taxes to buy my HIV medications.
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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04-26-2011, 03:43 AM
Hey, y'all,
What's MOST SUPER IMPORTANT to ME is that everybody love everybody else!!! If you wanna bee BFFs (best friends forever) e-mail me at unicornsR4real@angelfire.com! Nooooooooooooooo grumps!
Laterz,
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04-26-2011, 05:08 AM
ITT: We pretend to be our skewed thoughts of athiests!
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04-29-2011, 08:57 PM
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ITT: We pretend to be our skewed thoughts of athiests!
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Thank you for providing further evidence that atheists are too uneducated to spell "atheist" properly.
Ta-ta.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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04-29-2011, 09:29 PM
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Hey, y'all,
What's MOST SUPER IMPORTANT to ME is that everybody love everybody else!!! If you wanna bee BFFs (best friends forever) e-mail me at unicornsR4real@angelfire.com! Nooooooooooooooo grumps!
Laterz,
bab
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Same person 10 posts later........
YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME YOU PIFFLING IDIOTS, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT PIFFILING PIFFLES I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU EVIL PIFFLES I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO EVERYONE SO YOU MUST DIE
PIFFLE YOU YOU PIFFLING PIFFLE!!!!!!111!!!!11
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04-29-2011, 09:59 PM
I want to have anal sex with Obama.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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04-29-2011, 11:57 PM
Boy, it sure was great masturbating to gay porn! Now I have nothing else to do for the day, might as well smoke some pot!
-Christopher Hitchens
As for God, his way is perfect;
the word of the LORD is tried:
he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.
-2 Samuel 22:31
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04-30-2011, 12:47 AM
Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.
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04-30-2011, 03:32 AM
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Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.
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I know how an oven works therefore, no conscious entity is necessary to explain its existence.
I don't believe in rain, therefore rain does not exist and I'll leave my windows down.
It's only faith when stupid religious folks believe in something without personal experience. I believe in the books of Darwin and I'm not a scientist and have no way of verifying anything in his books, but I believe them all anyway and pray to Darwin every night.
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04-30-2011, 03:39 AM
I just love to get off inside of another man. There is nothing like the feel of a greasy wop's pimply backside against my pelvis while I pretend to pile drive baby Jesus in the face!
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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04-30-2011, 05:28 AM
I have an original thought to myself. I do not need your search function. I am going to rant until you answer me you hypocrites. I don't care if it has been asked and answered, my mommy told me I mean something, so I deserve to know how it applies to me even though I won't believe you when I have heard it from you!
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! -
04-30-2011, 06:13 AM
Christainz iz all tards dude hahahaha ima piffle you all up the azz
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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04-30-2011, 02:25 PM
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Christainz iz all tards dude hahahaha ima piffle you all up the azz
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Answer my KWESTIONS Nao!
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! -
04-30-2011, 03:08 PM
Tomorrow, I plan to open an asylum for emos. It's Sunday, so I'll work hard to piss off God. I'll encourage them to fulfill their promises, and kill themselves. But first, I'll screw around with all those anorexic dykes, and perform Falcon Punch abortions on them.
Btw, it's May 1st then, so I'll celebrate comrade Lenin with all working class dudes around the world. We will honor all brave class strugglers, like Stalin, Castro, Chavez, Mao, Tito, Kim Jong Il, Than Shwe and Che.
Sincerely in Marx, Comrade Ekman
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04-30-2011, 06:06 PM
I'm JUST as capable as any MAN!
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04-30-2011, 06:51 PM
I'm a sensitive liberal pussywhipped atheist so I don't need to hit women, I just talk to em about feeeeeelins and listen to what they have to say as if they was of equal importance. Plus I think it's okay to touch other men outside of the football stadium.
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05-03-2011, 03:34 AM
If you high five and say good game, it isn't gay!
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! -
05-03-2011, 03:36 AM
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If you high five and say good game, it isn't gay!
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Actually, "high five" discriminates against the vertically challenged! Low-five me!
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