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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:21 AM

Thank you. I have been shown the Way to happiness. I am sorry for my attack and am going to change my sinful ways. This website has helped me out of the fire. Is there forgivness for my foolish sins?
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:24 AM

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Thank you. I have been shown the Way to happiness. I am sorry for my attack and am going to change my sinful ways. This website has helped me out of the fire. Is there forgivness for my foolish sins?
A salad and a treadmill may help.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:26 AM

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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:28 AM

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:33 AM

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#1: Stop arguing, because you are wrong.

#2: Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:36 AM

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A salad and a treadmill may help.
Well, I will take your advice. Thank you.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 05:51 AM

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#1: Stop arguing, because you are wrong.

#2: Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Yes, I was wrong, and I made a fool of myself. All fat people will burn in hell, including myself if i dont lose weight. And for that I'm sorry. Truly. And I will check out the thread. Thank you.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-09-2010, 06:43 AM

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-25-2010, 06:28 AM

If God hates fat people, does that mean that he hates America? I mean, a little over half of America is overweight or obese.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-25-2010, 06:35 AM

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If God hates fat people, does that mean that he hates America? I mean, a little over half of America is overweight or obese.
According to the U.S. BMI, which is an insane metric.

Why do you hate America while living the the Tex-Mex chicken fried steak capitol of the world?


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-26-2010, 10:50 PM

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If God hates fat people, does that mean that he hates America? I mean, a little over half of America is overweight or obese.
Or unrepented sinners. Yes, God hates every fatso, glutton, chain-smoker, pot head and everybody who takes little care of our bodies, as Lisa H and other church members stated. Why don't you read the book for a change and learn a bit about the word before asking questions that have been answered for over 2000 years ?

Corinthians, chapter 3:
16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

Corinthians, chapter 6:
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

And if you thought about it, Daniel said (Daniel 1:12) "Prove thy servants, I beseech thee, ten days; and let them give us pulse to eat, and water to drink. Pulse being food made of seeds and grains. Not a BigMac. And water...not a SuperSized Regular Coke.

So yes...mayhap our Lord and Savior does hate half of America. Perhaps more, if you add the goths, whores, jews, muslims, etc.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-27-2010, 11:03 AM

I am fat but a very powerful person, isn't that enough?
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-27-2010, 05:12 PM

if this is treu and what you all say then god hates 90 percent off America.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-27-2010, 07:10 PM

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I am fat but a very powerful person, isn't that enough?
God hates you without a question. You are a fatso and your pirate regalia shows your true colors as a heretic and a false pasta deity lover. Your strength is nothing compared to our almighty Lord. Why are you trying to desguise yourself as a True Christian™ ? Haven't you read the word ?

Matthew 5:5
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."

Our Lord really cares not for your "strenght" or "might" more than any of us would care more for a strong ant amongst other ants. Furthermore, True Christian™ have all the might they could possibly need, thanks to the everlasting Creator:
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Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-27-2010, 08:17 PM

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You're a hateful, hateful foreigner. I'll bet satan sent you here.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How can you be fat? Your picture looks like you are in perfect shape!


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 09-20-2011, 11:18 PM

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Proverbs 28:7 declares, " Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a companion of riotous men shameth his father.”

A companion of riotous men brings shame and disgrace to is father! Well, you don’t get anymore riotous that a fat folks!
I just want to clear something up in case anyone asks this, as I have been questioned about my use of the verse above by liberal Christians on another forum, where I was rebuking a whole mess of fat people. These liberal Christians even had the cheek to accuse me of 'not knowing what God meant' by using this passage to condemn fat pigs, and even had the cheek to ask "what does riotous men have to do with fat people"? "Doesn't God mean people who riot when he says riotous men?" "Surely he doesnt mean fat people, you're just clutching at straws?"

Well, am I?

Here are a few other translations on this passage that I kindly supplied them with, from their liberal Bibles. Let them DARE tell me again that I am wrong in my translation -

New International Version (©1984)
He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.

English Standard Version (©2001)
The one who keeps the law is a son with understanding, but a companion of gluttons shames his father.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
He who keeps the law is a discerning son, But he who is a companion of gluttons humiliates his father.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Whoever follows [God's] teachings is a wise son. Whoever associates with gluttons disgraces his father.

American Standard Version
Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son; But he that is a companion of gluttons shameth his father.

Bible in Basic English
He who keeps the law is a wise son, but he who keeps company with feasters puts shame on his father.

Douay-Rheims Bible
He that keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that feedeth gluttons, shameth his father.

English Revised Version
Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a companion of gluttonous men shameth his father.

World English Bible
Whoever keeps the law is a wise son; but he who is a companion of gluttons shames his father.

Riotous men = fat gluttons who stuff their fat ugly faces. CASE AND POINT!

God ALWAYS wins! Amen!
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-02-2011, 10:38 AM

ya u all are right
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-02-2011, 06:02 PM

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ya u all are right
Of course we are young lady. We are God's favorite church!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 12-10-2011, 11:37 PM

Then God must hate almost everyone in America!
Hell to the yeah!
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