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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 12:15 AM
Very nice idea Brother!
I bet they will stop after they see that The Lord and all His followers are witnessing their crimes and sins! This can no longer go on, therefor I will be glad to start of with. But we should probably start a new threat about it!
Anyway, unholy goat lovers plundering stores in Egypt :
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Last edited by Levi Jones; 02-01-2011 at 12:31 AM.
Reason: Picture was too big.
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02-01-2011, 12:30 AM
Ah, I see it has gotten a little to big, God forgive me for everyone have to see these african demons this big!
Could some of the admins please correct this for me? I thank you!
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02-01-2011, 12:46 AM
How's this:
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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02-01-2011, 12:47 AM
Hey!
How about that! Your Oakland has lernt hisself a computer trick!
Praise Jesus!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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02-01-2011, 12:50 AM
Thanx for the picture.
I am sure the Mullahs will be able to 'harvest' at least a good half dozen hands there, if not more!!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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02-01-2011, 12:53 AM
- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
I'm offended by the French and their assault on traditional sexuality.
- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
Don't say that I didn't warn you.
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02-01-2011, 01:16 AM
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- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
I'm offended by the French and their assault on traditional sexuality.
- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
Don't say that I didn't warn you.
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Brother that errr umm lady had a mans....... ... Do i send you the bill for a new lap top?
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02-01-2011, 03:17 AM
oh wow. I love this response but I don't know if you were making fun of me or not. XD
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
I'm offended by the French and their assault on traditional sexuality.
- Do not click the link unless you want to be sick to your stomach!!!
Don't say that I didn't warn you.
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This is exactly why shemales are an abomination. What normal heterosexual man wouldn't be drawn to that? Even decent, pure-minded Christian men can become seduced by such a beautiful woman as that, and in the heat of passion, a man wouldn't care if she has a tallywhacker, and before you know it he's giving God and Leviticus 20:13 the middle finger! They are tricks to lure straight men to homosexuality. Don't fall for the trap!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 07:39 AM
Right now I'm offended by a shampoo comercial that showed a woman's exposed back. With sexual images like that on television, is it any wonder the children in this country are cursed with masturbation addiction?
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02-01-2011, 09:22 AM
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Right now I'm offended by a shampoo comercial that showed a woman's exposed back. With sexual images like that on television, is it any wonder the children in this country are cursed with masturbation addiction?
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Indeed, brother. Commercials are partly to blame for society's downward trend into the immoral cesspool. Shampoo commercials, especially the Herbal Essences variety could probably be shown to have a direct statistical link to teenage pregnancy and divorce.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 09:27 AM
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Right now I'm offended by a shampoo comercial that showed a woman's exposed back. With sexual images like that on television, is it any wonder the children in this country are cursed with masturbation addiction?
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It will probably surprise very few here that Australian government authorities promote the teaching of masturbation techniques to the under 5's
"AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT"
IS A WARNING REALLY NECESSARY?
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02-01-2011, 09:34 AM
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It will probably surprise very few here that Australian government authorities promote the teaching of masturbation techniques to the under 5's
"AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT"
IS A WARNING REALLY NECESSARY?
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THAT, dear sister, has offended me far more than the shape of the Kintyre Peninsula EVER could.
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02-01-2011, 09:38 AM
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THAT, dear sister, has offended me far more than the shape of the Kintyre Peninsula EVER could.
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Yes, I've been mulling over your post, and have always found the shape of Scandanavia rather offesnive
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 10:01 AM
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Yes, I've been mulling over your post, and have always found the shape of Scandanavia rather offesnive
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Likewise Mitza. But take Kintyre (metaphorically speaking) along with the testicular Isle Arran and you'll see what I mean.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 10:15 AM
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Likewise Mitza. But take Kintyre (metaphorically speaking) along with the testicular Isle Arran and you'll see what I mean.
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That is quite clear enough, thank-you. But they do make some nice jumpers there. However when worn by homosexualists (on speed), they are quite offensive, too.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 10:28 AM
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That is quite clear enough, thank-you. But they do make some nice jumpers there. However when worn by homosexualists (on speed), they are quite offensive, too.
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Actually, those sweaters are from the Aran (one 'R') Islands off the west coast of Ireland. Our Arran, however has as its highest peak 'Goat Fell'.
There are pagan stone circles on the island.
There's also a 'Kilpatrick'.
Its main town is called Brodick. (Braw is a Scots dialect word meaning 'good', or 'delicious', especially used with soups, stews and other eatables.)
On the North end of the island is the village of Thundergay.
Actually I think I'm beginning to hate Arran a wee bit more then even Kintyre.
Although Paul McCartney wrote a number one hit dedicated to the Mull of Kintyre - the TIP of the Peninsula!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 10:56 AM
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Thank you - I didn't know that. Friends in Scotland have knitted them (jumpers) using wool I've spun, also other designs. Didn't Sir Paul (McCartney) get mentioned in connection with something in the vicinity?
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But our precautions were all for nothing. One team had accidentally dropped several bales of pot into the sea during the transfer and they started washing up.
By pure coincidence, Paul McCartney owned a Scottish estate nearby and had recently been busted for pot in Japan. The press drew its own conclusions and the story followed a different direction.
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He was certainly innocent.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 11:11 AM
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Thank you - I didn't know that. Friends in Scotland have knitted them (jumpers) using wool I've spun, also other designs. Didn't Sir Paul (McCartney) get mentioned in connection with something in the vicinity?
He was certainly innocent.
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Beleief me, the song was far more of a crime than any potential drug offence.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-01-2011, 12:23 PM
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Beleief me, the song was far more of a crime than any potential drug offence.
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even absinthe was illicit once..
Now THIS really is offensive
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