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Default Hello - 07-16-2012, 11:38 AM

Good day to you all.

I found this forum looking for more information on some issues I am dealing with.
Your values agree very much with my own coming from a white Afrikaner background, where my people are being raped and murdered by the evil devil people.

But unlike you I seem to not understand the deeper meaning of certain acts, and would like to discover answers to these questions and mysteries.

Thank you for reading and God bless.

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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 11:43 AM

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 11:49 AM

You seem to be very racist. I can assure that no Christian here has a racist bone in his body. You seem to be ignorant to the plight of the darkies. Without the saving power of Christ, they cannot change the evil ways to which they are accustomed any more than they can change the colour of their skin.

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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 11:53 AM

Apologies sir.

I am a member of the Baptist Union of South Africa. Although I frequently travel with work, I often have to attend service in foreign churches, or even hold my own service in a makeshift prayer closet.

My favourite verse by far has to be John 14;6, it has always shown me the light and directed needed to remain on the path of justice.

I found Jesus at an early age, my parents were strict, beatings common, and we were brought up by our Lord's way from the onset. My brother, the devil himself, rebelled against my father, and had sex with girls at the age of 17. He made an outcast and the family have not spoken to him in 12 years.

Like I said, I travel often with work, therefore there are many things of lust and desire placed in my path by satan, and I am often confused. That is why I was trying to find some answers on the internet and found this site, as directed by the Lord himself.
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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 11:59 AM

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You seem to be very racist. I can assure that no True Christian™ here has a racist bone in his body. The darkies are just as much in need of Salvation™ as you or I. Without the saving power of Christ, they cannot change the evil ways to which they are accustomed any more than they can change the colour of their skin.
No Sir,

but I ask you how you would respond and feel if 3 female members of your family have been raped by them? If you have lost 2 uncles and a cousin as they were murdered by them for nothing more than a couple of cents.

You know as well as I do that once a female has been touched by their devil seeds they are of no use, and can not be cured. It puts an awful amount of stress and pressure on the larger family.
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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 12:05 PM

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No Sir,

but I ask you how you would respond and feel if 3 female members of your family have been raped by them? If you have lost 2 uncles and a cousin as they were murdered by them for nothing more than a couple of cents.

You know as well as I do that once a female has been touched by their devil seeds they are of no use, and can not be cured. It puts an awful amount of stress and pressure on the larger family.
I sincerely hope those three female family members married their rapists in accordance with Deut 22:28-29.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 12:11 PM

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No Sir,

but I ask you how you would respond and feel if 3 female members of your family have been raped by them? If you have lost 2 uncles and a cousin as they were murdered by them for nothing more than a couple of cents.

You know as well as I do that once a female has been touched by their devil seeds they are of no use, and can not be cured. It puts an awful amount of stress and pressure on the larger family.
I know your going through a rough patch in your life, but if you trust and believe in God he can sure your family members and make your life full of happiness and joy!!!

Mark 9:23 23 Jesus said to him, “If you can believe,[a] all things are possible to him who believes.”

I know things won't change overnight for you and your family, but my friend trust in the Lord!
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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 12:23 PM

the word sure should be cure lol.
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Default Re: Hello - 07-16-2012, 03:16 PM

Welcome Afrikaner. So you are a white Christian? What are you doing in Africa?

I didn't realize they had internet in Africa. Or Christianity for that matter. I thought it was just a bunch of Voodoo worshiping savages arguing over garbage.

I am very sad to hear about the anal abominations that are being perpetrated upon your family by the natives. Just the same, it comes as no surprise. It pains me to think how they were passed around and slathered in black semen, every orifice of their bodies stretched wide and ragged. I imagine they are pretty useless to the white world now.

How many sons have you borne for Jesus?


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No Sir,

but I ask you how you would respond and feel if 3 female members of your family have been raped by them? If you have lost 2 uncles and a cousin as they were murdered by them for nothing more than a couple of cents.

You know as well as I do that once a female has been touched by their devil seeds they are of no use, and can not be cured. It puts an awful amount of stress and pressure on the larger family.
Welcome friend. I am sure to the ignorant, it may seem uncomfortable that three of your family members have been raped. I have to wonder what terrible deeds they did that made God choose to have their cooters plundered. See friend, rape does not 'just happen'. At the Landover Research Institute, a ten year study was done to determine why rapes happen. In nearly every instance, it was the womans fault. The causes ran the gamut, from sitting on a curb with their ankles behind their ears to wearing bulky clothing that piqued a poor mans interest. In every case, it was that the woman was a slut. I think you need to consider what behavior in your home promotes whorish behavior. You certainly cannot blame the nigras as they are just animals responding to nature.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Good day to you all.

I found this forum looking for more information on some issues I am dealing with.
Your values agree very much with my own coming from a white Afrikaner background, where my people are being raped and murdered by the evil devil people.
So you have Juggalos in South Africa as well?

How unfortunate. They're rather like a fungus, spreading all over the world.

I recommend spraying them with chlorine bleach. Rather like a fungus.

Sends them running, it does!

I will pray that your people can resist the mindless, shambling Juggaloser horde.


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