[Basilissa]

May I be the first in wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Dr. White!


Here's a modest birthday cake for you:

[handmaiden]

Hello, Brother Doctor;

May I be second in wishing you a fine and prosperous (both spiritually and materially) birthday.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Commiserations, that man

I confidently expect anytime soon now in the immediate future for Jesus to call you to His muscular embrace where you can sit on His firm right hand.

The next time you are passing the piano removal/loft installation shop or the anvil emporium (only the top shelf for you, brother) just think about how if Jesus loved as much as we all hope that He would have used one of the myriad lethal ways to bring you to Him

It is baffling that you are still here (but that’s not for now). I wonder if that pack of dogs that you keep in that shed might provide Jesus with an opportunity to thank you for you service to Him over the years.

They do look hungry.

Anyway, it’s you day today and the fact that it’s the same date the the decree absolute arrive through me letter box is neither here there.

YIC

[Isabella White]

Dear blessed Brother White: May I extend to you my most sincere and heartfelt congratulations on your birthday, and for successfully fulfilling another year of service to our beloved , . I wish you a very Happy Birthday, and many more years of happiness and devotion to ! I have contacted Sister Sarah at the White House, to inform her of this joyous occasion, and she has sent along this appreciative message to you, from our God-sent President. A blessed Happy Birthday to you, dear Brother White, and please, do be sure to enjoy an extra slice or two of delicious cake. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Cranky Old Man]

As my present to you I will return the chainsaw I borrowed. It makes weird noises but I am certain this was not caused by me using it to cut concrete.

[Mary Etheldreda]

A most Blessed Birthday to you, Brother in Christ!

[James Hutchins]

Happy Birthday Elmer. Remember last year at that dinner? The bet we placed with those female harlot sinners and how they finally paid off in the alley behind The Mediterranean? That was a hoot and a half!

I'm sorry I was not more timely with my words but there was a mixup with some uppity nigra cop (who gives them the right to impede a White True Christian™?) Any how, I was forced to spend a few nights 'off the road'.
I'll text you later and perhaps we can arrange another party. You, me, the rest of the Church elders for a weekend of Golf and fine dining at Mar Largo?
Right now I need a shower, massage and new clothes.

[Elmer G. White]

Thank you my Brethren (and Sisters) in Christ for your Thoughts and Prayers. This has been a year of unprecedented accomplishments in Answered Prayers. I did ask to Lord to take me away when it suits Him and He answered by not taking me yet. There must still be unsaved potential Heaven-Dwellers out there, perhaps even more than can be counted with the fingers of my left hand - and my presence is still required on this ghastly, soon-to-be-recycled Earth.

Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Some other Answered Prayers:

• I asked that my wife's menopause would not be cancelled and Praise Jesus she is still unovulatory and we have ceased our marital duties for Eternity.
• I asked not to get the AIDS contagion by breathing the air at the Mall and I did not get it.
• I asked Jesus to show me some male eye-candy in a totally non-fornicatory manner, and Has continued to provide us with good-quality photographs of our President Trump.

I'll be holding a slightly belated reception at the charity where I and my family usually eat help tomorrow at 1200 noon with some relatively light entertainment in the form of modern hymns. Here's the sheet music for you to memorize beforehand. I kindly ask Mrs. Isabella White to take the tambourine instead of bringing her sometimes too powerful bass voice into the harmony.




See you all there.






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Thank you my Brethren (and Sisters) in Christ for your Thoughts and Prayers. I'll be holding a slightly belated reception at the charity where I and my family usually eat help tomorrow at 1200 noon with some relatively light entertainment in the form of modern hymns. Here's the sheet music for you to memorize beforehand. I kindly ask Mrs. Isabella White to take the tambourine instead of bringing her sometimes too powerful bass voice into the harmony. See you all there.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Oh, fear not, dear Brother White, and I thank you for the invitation. I'll be there, tambourine in hand, praising the ! Mind you, I'm not quite as energetic as I once was. Goodness, the years do take their toll, but I can still pound a good beat as well as the next one, although perhaps not quite as loudly as this noisy nigress here: