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If medidation worked... -
05-06-2021, 01:38 AM
If meditation worked then Hindoos would rule the earth. Checkmate Hindoos.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-06-2021, 01:45 AM
But even if it worked - let's say 100% it works - how would you even know? If there was a mediation contest nobody would know the winner. I'd want my money back.
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05-06-2021, 01:50 AM
But objectively speaking as a doctor, seriously if it worked, I could bill you for it.
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05-06-2021, 05:37 PM
OK no joke, if meditation really worked it would mean yoga instructors are right and it was your misaligned chi after all.
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05-06-2021, 07:57 PM
With respect, good doctor, meditation DOES work. It works to INVITE DEMONS into one's spirit. This is why the Hindus do yoga and preach veganism and drink cow urine. They act like demonic puppets because they are demonic puppets. They're just misled into thinking it works for them, not against them.
Meditations functions to remove all human thinking and perception from the individual, leaving them in a state of what they call "mindfulness." They use this word as a way to distract people from what it really is - "mindlessness." Meditators frequently walk around without thoughts in their heads, waiting for instructions whispered into their ears by very tiny demons the regular human population cannot detect. I personally believe this is why Bill Gates keeps going to India, and we can see what it did to the Beatles.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-06-2021, 09:52 PM
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Meditations functions to remove all human thinking and perception from the individual, leaving them in a state of what they call "mindfulness." They use this word as a way to distract people from what it really is - "mindlessness." Meditators frequently walk around without thoughts in their heads, waiting for instructions whispered into their ears by very tiny demons the regular human population cannot detect.
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I've heard of this "mindlessness" state where worker drones listen to piped instructions in their earpods while they do menial labor. Sounds like one of Des' Chinese factories. Maybe there's something to it after all.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-21-2021, 04:37 PM
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If meditation worked then Hindoos would rule the earth. Checkmate Hindoos.
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Oh, Heaven help us all, dear Brother Dr. Toole! At the time you posted your very wise message, I had every confidence that those Hindoo people would be kept in their place, and not make any advancements in decent, -fearing society.
However, after this morning's news from Alabama, I am horrified -- shocked -- to learn that their Governor would, for one second, contemplate allowing yoga to be taught within their schools. But, it has happened -- the Governor has, indeed, signed the paperwork to allow this most unholy, indecent, heathenistic ritual to be performed within the Alabama school system!
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Gov. Kay Ivey has signed into law a bill allowing Alabama public schools to offer instruction in yoga. The law ends a ban on yoga adopted by the State Board of Education in 1993 because of yoga’s connections to Hinduism.
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https://www.al.com/news/2021/05/gov-...c-schools.html
Exodus 20:3 "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
This decision by the Governor will not be taken lightly by Almighty . If the schools are to teach yoga, then what is next? Erecting statues to acknowledge Vishnumalu? I fear that the day will come when the lawns of the public schools in will have this blatant blasphemy on display:
And, I might add that this has happened only since not-my-President Joe Burden stole the 2020 election. May have mercy on us!
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-21-2021, 05:36 PM
What must go wrong in someone's head to make an idol? Get on the toadstools and when hallucinations start writhing all around drink a bottle of fermented rat's milk and inhale some gas, screaming now, how awful it all is, then heaving and retching and almost having a stroke to remember the most vivid abomination cooked up during the afternoon or week or however long they keep it up to do one a statue and worship the thing?
The one you have there is one of the least repulsive, vile though it is like can you imagine waking up and having one hovering over your bed, glowing? It would certainly put me off but they worship a whole tribe of the things. What that involves I'm not going to describe but rats are the least of your worries and puffing away on Charas like a steam engine no doubt makes everything look so much worse.
If meditation "worked" none of that would be necessary.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-21-2021, 07:17 PM
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What must go wrong in someone's head to make an idol? Get on the toadstools and when hallucinations start writhing all around drink a bottle of fermented rat's milk and inhale some gas, screaming now, how awful it all is, then heaving and retching and almost having a stroke to remember the most vivid abomination cooked up during the afternoon or week or however long they keep it up to do one a statue and worship the thing?
The one you have there is one of the least repulsive, vile though it is like can you imagine waking up and having one hovering over your bed, glowing? It would certainly put me off but they worship a whole tribe of the things. What that involves I'm not going to describe but rats are the least of your worries and puffing away on Charas like a steam engine no doubt makes everything look so much worse.
If meditation "worked" none of that would be necessary.
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Goodness me, dear Sister Mitza; this all sounds so terribly frightening. But, what you have provided shows just how our school system in Alabama could be endangered if this yoga practice takes effect. It will be like the hippie invasion when farmers had their land taken from them, for the holding of rock-and-roll festivals.
As for the image of the statue, they all look the same to me; although I'm glad that I did not include one that poses a greater threat. However, I'm sure that this one will be bad enough, especially if dear Miss Shah were to see it, and then to be set off on yet another tedious tantrum about some crippled creature in need of assistance.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-21-2021, 07:41 PM
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Goodness me, dear Sister Mitza; this all sounds so terribly frightening. But, what you have provided shows just how our school system in Alabama could be endangered if this yoga practice takes effect.
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Not to mention the dangers of crippling their children and reducing the birth-rate to zero through "yogic flying"
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One branch of the Vedic literature, the Yoga Sutras of Maharishi Patanjali, describes this first stage as “hopping,” and further defines a second stage as hovering for a short time, and a third as complete mastery of the sky.
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Rumor has it that nobody has ever got beyond the first stage, better described as forcing victims of this mind-control to bounce up and down on their b*ttocks.
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05-21-2021, 08:15 PM
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Not to mention the dangers of crippling their children and reducing the birth-rate to zero through "yogic flying"
Rumor has it that nobody has ever got beyond the first stage, better described as forcing victims of this mind-control to bounce up and down on their b*ttocks.
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Oh, my word, dear Sister Joanna! I had never heard of this "yogic flying", until now. I suppose I should be grateful for that, because what I've now found is frightening -- and ridiculous!
If you will kindly examine this short video clip from CANADA (it should come as no surprise that they do that yogic stuff up there), then you will see how the devil has tricked their people into believing that this nonsense is beneficial to them.
Now, if Canada wants to practice such silliness, then they can do it all they want. But, if they try to influence the into accepting this, then that's another matter. And, that's what I cannot fathom here: why is the Governor of Alabama going down that dark and dangerous road? If Alabama allows this yoga in schools, then it's only a matter of time before other states will do the same. Before we know it, there will be laws requiring that all people must practice this ungodly, demonic activity!
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-21-2021, 08:29 PM
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If meditation worked then Hindoos would rule the earth. Checkmate Hindoos.
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The liberals elected Biden, which means soon, chinks are going to rule all of us, so maybe there is something to this meditation stuff.
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05-22-2021, 01:05 AM
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The liberals elected Biden, which means soon, chinks are going to rule all of us, so maybe there is something to this meditation stuff.
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The liberals voted for Biden, but it was the Deep State that elected him to the office of president, because he lost the popular and electoral vote to incumbent president-in-exile Donald Trump.
The Bible does not endorse meditation, and in fact condemns pagan practices. If in fact the Chiners end up ruling over America, that will be NO EXCUSE to reject Christ. When oppressed under the God-hating boot of Egypt, Rome, England, the Democrats, or even China, we who are God's Elect stick firm to our faith.
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05-22-2021, 02:20 PM
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The Bible does not endorse meditation, and in fact condemns pagan practices.
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Jesus did not practice meditation. When he saw the money changers in the temple he didn't go over in a corner and meditate, he whipped the demons out of them. When his mother annoyed him, he didn't go to his room and meditate, he told her off.
It's obvious, True Christians do not believe in meditation.
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05-22-2021, 06:04 PM
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ridiculous!
If you will kindly examine this short video clip
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Which I did. He flashed up a graph at one point, rather difficult to make out but it's claiming an 18% reduction in crime. Whatever that means. I've deciphered the legends and you can see there's some sort of demonstration period in mid 1993 ——— during which at all times the actual crime was higher than the trough f/c May 8th.
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Apparently these flight lessons slow down time so that you think an hour has passed, rather than 2 seconds during which you were "floating" as it would seem in that case. It must cost a lot too!
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Since increased brain wave coherence is one indication of Transcendental Consciousness, moreover, it is significant that EEG studies have shown that during Yogic Flying, at the moment the body lifts up, coherence in brain wave activity reaches a peak.
Well at the moment of flicking yourself up by the knees with your arms folded and a beatific grin in the lotus position and concentrating on not coming unstuck, I'm sure that mental coherence is of paramount importance. However the paragraph strikes me as a good example of unsound reasoning. It probably has a name.
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05-22-2021, 06:38 PM
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Well at the moment of flicking yourself up by the knees with your arms folded and a beatific grin in the lotus position and concentrating on not coming unstuck, I'm sure that mental coherence is of paramount importance.
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Not quite paramount, Sister Mitza. You are forgetting the necessity of a very bouncy mattress.
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-23-2021, 02:53 PM
All those Hindaloos and Bootyists believe that meditation gives them superpowers:
Anyone with any sense knows meditation is a waste of time. We Christians do something similar with our prayer, but we're talking to God! Heathens aren't talking to anybody, so they won't get any benefits, and if they hear anyone whispering back, it's Satan, not Jesus.
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05-23-2021, 04:58 PM
Acts 16:16-19 And it came to pass, as we went to prayer, a certain damsel possessed with a spirit of divination met us, which brought her masters much gain by soothsaying: the same followed Paul and us, and cried, saying, These men are the servants of the most high God, which shew unto us the way of salvation. And this did she many days. But Paul, being grieved, turned and said to the spirit, I command thee in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her. And he came out the same hour. And when her masters saw that the hope of their gains was gone, they caught Paul and Silas, and drew them into the marketplace unto the rulers, Satan clearly controlled the spirit of divination operating through that damsel. Not everyone could hear what was whispered to her, otherwise there'd be no need for her owners to charge people to find out what she'd heard. Once the thing was exorcised, though, the damsel stopped working. Do you think she meditated?
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Re: If medidation worked... -
05-25-2021, 10:42 PM
If meditation worked, then why don't they meditate for it to stop COVIDing in India, like Gov Perry did with his Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas? Because they know it won't work that's why.
The only reason Christian prayers, like Gov Perry's following which drought continued for 168 days, don't work is because Muslims are saying the opposite prayers that cancel out the good Christian prayers which is why we need to fight them over there to make sure all of our prayers are answered all of the time not just sometimes.
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