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Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-16-2022, 01:30 AM
In some cases, they are so far off the mark as to be endorsing outright sin.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-16-2022, 01:47 AM
That socialist Muslim fag enabler is no Christian. It's no coincidence that "Clackamas" sounds like a synonym for hogwash, balderdash, or codswallop. There's no point in increasing attendance to your church if you're just damning yourself and all your congregants to Hell. And it's not like this is going to bring in the liberals, they're all Satanists, atheists, and/or Jews anyway.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-17-2022, 02:00 PM
I can't imagine what this fellow is thinking. Does he think that by insulting Jesus he will secure an eternity in heaven? It's as if at the pearly gates interview he is going to score points by blurting out, "I voted for Obama and Hillary."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-17-2022, 03:24 PM
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I can't imagine what this fellow is thinking. Does he think that by insulting Jesus he will secure an eternity in heaven? It's as if at the pearly gates interview he is going to score points by blurting out, "I voted for Obama and Hillary."
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Amen. Any armchair theo-political scientist with at least half a brain like myself knows that Jesus has endorsed every Republican presidential candidate since 1912. This guy's just trying to get attention. Once the shock value of a church sign endorsing liberal politics wears off and people stop paying him any mind, he'll start scrawling curse words on there. Mark my words, it'll say "N****r motherf****r c**t J*w a*s s**t" or some such vulgarity next month. It makes him feel special to have the journalists come down and write stories about him.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-19-2022, 08:20 PM
Here's another example of social justice nonsense creeping into the Bible. A new Bible translated into Spanish uses the phrase "fishers of persons" not "fishers of men." Jesus said it plainly, "I will make you fishers of men." If Jesus had wanted men and women that's what he would have said. What right do Mexicans have to change what Jesus himself said (Matt 4:19).
Spanish edition of Roman Catholic Bible to change 'fishers of men | World News (christianpost.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-19-2022, 08:48 PM
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Here's another example of social justice nonsense creeping into the Bible. A new Bible translated into Spanish uses the phrase "fishers of persons" not "fishers of men."
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This makes absolutely no sense because, as everyone knows, in their language both a fish in the sea (pez) and one on the plate (pescado) are male and therefore men. Whereas "persons" (la gente) are female.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-21-2022, 12:58 PM
The Bible (Gods Holy Word™) is an instruction manual for life.
If you take any sentence out, it is easy to to take the actual meaning out of context and misconstrue. There is no hidden meaning or 'what it really means is...' The Bible is plain and simple, written for the lowest of mentally capable creatures. You must follow the ENTIRE Bible.
These 'gender fluid' so-called pastors are just trying to rob the weak willed. When the queers and perverts go to Hell, their 'pastors' will be there too, happily being sodomized by Satan.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-21-2022, 02:07 PM
Well, the good did warn us of such fake preachers, so we should not be surprised by this Clackamas fracas.
Matthew 24:24: "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
Thankfully, not all church signs are designed to spread lies and to put people on the road to , as you see in the first photo that I am attaching.
However, as far as the "pastor" at that wayward "church" is concerned, it sounds like he is another disciple of that ish Joel Osteenz person!
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-23-2022, 08:02 PM
"Piss off Dorks?" That pastor IS a dork!
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-23-2022, 08:23 PM
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"Piss off Dorks?" That pastor IS a dork!
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Absolutely, dear - one should never trust a man with hips wider than his chest.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
05-23-2022, 09:00 PM
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"Piss off Dorks?" That pastor IS a dork!
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Friend, we are all "dorks" in the LORD's eye until we have been Born Again. Not just any old dorks dear, but Jesus tells us He considers man to be as disgusting and foul as crusty, old menstrual rags while in a state of sin (Isaiah 64:6). Not the disposable kind that can be tossed away and forgotten, but the kind that get washed out by being beaten against a rock next to a river and dried in the sun to be used next month. It is only through the Grace of God that we can renew that unregenerated soul and become a new man in faith!
Although he is a goofy looking man, the Bible says nothing about being a dork or goofy looking as a hindrance to the Kingdom of God. It does however say that God hates dwarfs, cripples, the blind, hunchbacks, and those whose testicles are not in pristine condition (Leviticus 20: 18-20). Unless this dorky pastor has shrinky-dink family jewels, he still has hope for Salvation if he but turns away from his homo-erotic Catholic LARPing and embraces Christ.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-20-2022, 02:55 AM
Your point of view is very cool, maybe you will love this website.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-20-2022, 03:33 AM
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Your point of view is very cool, maybe you will love this website.
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Yeah no. I'm not clicking on a link to midget porn or whatever other kind of filth you're trying to shock us with. Can't you just discuss the topic at hand on THIS website, a cultural marxist Jew posing as a Christian pastor?
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-20-2022, 09:05 PM
Sadly Progressive Christianity is catching on . It's so painful to listen to. A "minister" named Brandon Robertson said that God lied to Adam and Eve about dying when they ate of the friut and the serpent told the truth. He even claimed that being queer is holy... The heresy is so obvious yet people choose to ignore it..
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-20-2022, 10:32 PM
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Sadly Progressive Christianity is catching on . It's so painful to listen to. A "minister" named Brandon Robertson said that God lied to Adam and Eve about dying when they ate of the friut and the serpent told the truth. He even claimed that being queer is holy... The heresy is so obvious yet people choose to ignore it..
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This is a "preacher" you should not be reading about or listening to. Homer preachers must deal with the wrath of God.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-20-2022, 11:21 PM
It's pretty obvious that he's a Jew. The kind that likes to start his social media posts with "fellow white people..." How much do you wanna bet he's performed oral sodomy on a black man at least once? Or that he would proudly admit to this fact? If he ever bothers to read his New Living Translation Bible, I'm sure he goes through it with a Sharpie crossing out the parts he doesn't like. Jesus is going to mess him up good.
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Re: Social Justice Nonsense Posing as "Real" Christianity -
06-21-2022, 11:06 AM
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Sadly Progressive Christianity is catching on . It's so painful to listen to. A "minister" named Brandon Robertson said that God lied to Adam and Eve about dying when they ate of the friut and the serpent told the truth. He even claimed that being queer is holy... The heresy is so obvious yet people choose to ignore it..
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I don't respect the koran. Guess what? I'm not an islam. If I did respect the book, I'd have to consider conversion. Probably. Maybe not. I don't know. But the point here is I don't and I'm not.
I don't respect the Kama Sutra. Guess what? I'm not a sex monkey. If I did respect the book, I'd have to consider conversion. Maybe not. It would depend on how much eroticism I thought necessary for enlightenment. The point here is "swingers" never seem very enlightened so I don't and I'm not.
I don't respect the apocrypha, assorted pseudepigrapha, Romish patristics and garish pompous liars. Guess what? I'm not a catholic. If I did respect their tawdry portfolio, I'd have to consider conversion. Well, probably not – but the point here is I don't and I won't be.
Can you spot a pattern emerging? The question arises: what does it mean to respect a book? Or an entire creed, for that matter? Surely one element is to endorse its teachings. Even if lukewarm in embracing the doctrines set out, usually very plainly—and don't bother researching idolatrous carvings that depict a message for those who can't read, glommed onto hindoo temples, they're about as plain as you can get—outright rejection of the message hardly qualifies as respect. So if he doesn't respect The Bible, particularly where its most straightforward teachings are concerned, why does he stay a minister?
Is that what he calls himself? From his perspective, surely by preserving the book he loathes he leaves the way open for future generations to rehabilitate the very things he opposes!
Satan is certainly wily and will corrupt just about anything.
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