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08-18-2008, 03:31 PM
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Where does the Constitution guarantee the right to post Satanic Verses on an internet forum?
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There is nothing Satanic about them, the Constitution does give me the freedom of speech.
Where is the lie? Where is the satan, when you are never willing to listen to it?
How can you say its satanic, and its a lie, when you close your eyes and ears and your not willing to listen to it
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08-18-2008, 06:42 PM
When it is not of God, it is obviously of satan! This isn't that hard to figure out. We know the Bible is the ONE TRUE WORD.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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08-18-2008, 06:46 PM
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There is nothing Satanic about them, the Constitution does give me the freedom of speech.
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And you're free to say what you like. Where does it guarantee you the right to waste God's bandwidth with terrorist gibberish?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 06:59 PM
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There is nothing Satanic about them, the Constitution does give me the freedom of speech.
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Wrong. The Constitution gives you freedom from censorship by THE GOVERNMENT.
This is a privately-owned Christian Church website. You are a guest. You do NOT have the freedom to post antiChristian "literature" written by your pedophile prophet Mohammed unless the administrators give you permission to do so.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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08-18-2008, 09:52 PM
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[...]Where is the lie? Where is the satan, when you are never willing to listen to it?
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Am I not correct in thinking that several of the verses of the Q'ran are allegedly written by Satan? No one knows which ones they are; so any quoting of that paperback fiction could contain Satanic messages. I for one am simply not willing to hear any of it!
Repent, cease your moon-worshipping and accept Christ!
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08-19-2008, 12:23 AM
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Am I not correct in thinking that several of the verses of the Q'ran are allegedly written by Satan? No one knows which ones they are; so any quoting of that paperback fiction could contain Satanic messages. I for one am simply not willing to hear any of it!
Repent, cease your moon-worshipping and accept Christ!
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That website pulled everything out of context, for example, they said that it has the name of 3 pagan gods in the Quran, if you look at the verse RIGHT AFTER IT, it says:
[53:22] What a disgraceful distribution! [53:23] These are but names that you made up, you and your forefathers. GOD never authorized such a blasphemy. They follow conjecture, and personal desire, when the true guidance has come to them herein from their Lord.
That website is a joke.
Muslims DO NOT worship the moon, it is clearly prohibited to worship ANYTHING but God.
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08-19-2008, 02:00 AM
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That website pulled everything out of context, for example, they said that it has the name of 3 pagan gods in the Quran, if you look at the verse RIGHT AFTER IT, it says:
[53:22] What a disgraceful distribution! [53:23] These are but names that you made up, you and your forefathers. GOD never authorized such a blasphemy. They follow conjecture, and personal desire, when the true guidance has come to them herein from their Lord.
That website is a joke.
Muslims DO NOT worship the moon, it is clearly prohibited to worship ANYTHING but God.
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Let us then look at the Satanic verses; Sura an-Najm (Star) 53:19-22 in which Mohamed speaks of Allah and 3 other gods:, Now tell me about Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat, / The third one, another goddess. / What! For you the males and for him the females! / That indeed is an unfair division.
And let us not forget, it took Mohamed 15 years to decide he had heard the words of Shaitan.
You see the problem: Mohamed could not tell Satan from God. Now, you’ve got to ask, “Could there be other verses in the Koran that he assumed were from God but were really from Satan?”
The answer has to be “Yes.”
But let us move on in this tale of moon-worship:
So in the Koran, how many gods are there? Let’s look at this verse:
Surah al-Mu'minun (23:14) […], so blessed be Allah, the best of the creators.
Of the creators? How many do you worship? And what do we get told about the “other” creators?
In fact, I think it is worthwhile looking at the whole verse here, so as to get it into context: Here we have Rashad Khalifa’s translation:
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Then we developed the drop into a hanging (embryo), then developed the hanging (embryo) into a bite-size (fetus), then created the bite-size (fetus) into bones, then covered the bones with flesh. We thus produce a new creature. Most blessed is GOD, the best Creator.
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Don’t you just love the “bite-sized fetus” – why, you could sell them as breakfast cereals in Mecca.
And here’s a serious offence: “Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ‘Ha’, Satan will laugh at him.” (Sahih Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509)
But I think you would you like to tell us about Mohammed in Sura 17:1 Glory to (Allah) Who did take His servant for a Journey by night from the Sacred Mosque to the farthest Mosque, Whose precincts We did bless,- in order that We might show him some of Our Signs: for He Is the One Who heareth and seeth (all things). In which we see Mohamed visiting Al-Aqsa mosque, which was not built until about 60 years after his death!!!
OK, so here we have Mohamed with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not God!” written over him.
We have him mentioning moon goddesses.
We have him mentioning many creators and
we have him on a night-flight economy tourist class trip to a mosque that wasn’t built.
Now, ask me again as to whether I think the Q’ran has verses inspired by the Devil…
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08-19-2008, 02:34 AM
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Let us then look at the Satanic verses; Sura an-Najm (Star) 53:19-22 in which Mohamed speaks of Allah and 3 other gods:, Now tell me about Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat, / The third one, another goddess. / What! For you the males and for him the females! / That indeed is an unfair division.
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But ofcourse you WOULD happen to leave out a very important part of the whole story? " [53:23] These are but names that you made up, you and your forefathers. GOD never authorized such a blasphemy. They follow conjecture, and personal desire, when the true guidance has come to them herein from their Lord." Which clearly said God never orderd the people of Mecca to worship thoise gods, and look it just so happens to be RIGHT AFTER THE VERSE YOU MENTIONED. The context would be lovely.
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And let us not forget, it took Mohamed 15 years to decide he had heard the words of Shaitan.
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References?
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You see the problem: Mohamed could not tell Satan from God.
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Again, referances
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So in the Koran, how many gods are there? Let’s look at this verse:
Surah al-Mu'minun (23:14) […], so blessed be Allah, the best of the creators.
Of the creators? How many do you worship? And what do we get told about the “other” creators?
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Let me fix your translation, the word used in arabic is singular, the CORRECT translation is: Most blessed is GOD, the best Creator.
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In fact, I think it is worthwhile looking at the whole verse here, so as to get it into context: Here we have Rashad Khalifa’s translation:
Don’t you just love the “bite-sized fetus” – why, you could sell them as breakfast cereals in Mecca.
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Bite size, refers to the SIZE, not to eat a fetus. Infact the Quran says its sinful to do an abortion. If you look at the size of a fetus, it is indeed bite sized. That is actually science.
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And here’s a serious offence: “Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ‘Ha’, Satan will laugh at him.” (Sahih Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509)
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Please don't quote Bukari, it came into existance 300 YEARS after the Prophet. But this particular hadith is talking about how you should cover your mouth when yawning. In America this is considered good edicet. And this doesnt prove that the Quran has satanic origin, this is talking about yawning.
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But I think you would you like to tell us about Mohammed in Sura 17:1 Glory to (Allah) Who did take His servant for a Journey by night from the Sacred Mosque to the farthest Mosque, Whose precincts We did bless,- in order that We might show him some of Our Signs: for He Is the One Who heareth and seeth (all things). In which we see Mohamed visiting Al-Aqsa mosque, which was not built until about 60 years after his death!!!
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Correction, it was REBUILT 60 years because in the year 748, it was completely destroyed by an earth quake. It exists in the 70's, and was rebuilt by the christians in 530. For more information please visit this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Aqsa_Mosque
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OK, so here we have Mohamed with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not God!” written over him.
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Sources were not given
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We have him mentioning moon goddesses.
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And then accusing the followers of that goddess to be commiting blasphemy ONE VERSE AFTER
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We have him mentioning many creators and
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That was a mistranslation, it really said the best creator.
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we have him on a night-flight economy tourist class trip to a mosque that wasn’t built.
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It existed 70 years after Jesus, and was a church in the 530's
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Now, ask me again as to whether I think the Q’ran has verses inspired by the Devil…
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Ill wait till you read my post.
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08-19-2008, 11:59 AM
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But ofcourse you WOULD happen to leave out a very important part of the whole story? "[53:23] These are but names that you made up, you and your forefathers. GOD never authorized such a blasphemy. They follow conjecture, and personal desire, when the true guidance has come to them herein from their Lord." Which clearly said God never orderd the people of Mecca to worship thoise gods, and look it just so happens to be RIGHT AFTER THE VERSE YOU MENTIONED. The context would be lovely.
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Satanic Verses and Here
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(re: the abrogation of the Satanic Verses) References?
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Here we are:
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The event of the Satanic Verses shows how a verse in the Qur'an could be modified or deleted at a later date. This is an example of the Qur'anic doctrine of abrogation. The Hadith also records several other occasions where verses of the Qur'an were modified, changed or deleted.
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(re: Mohamed could not tell Satan from God) Again, referances
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Here at the penultimate paragraph in the roots of islam section .
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At one point Muhammed seems to have weakened, and declared that the three goddesses of Mecca were valid intermediaries between men and God. The verses in which he said this were the original "Satanic Verses". He soon repudiated them as the work of the devil, but the fact that he could have spoken them at all is an embarrassment. Some Muslims have denied that the incident ever happened; yet it is based on reliable traditions. It is hard to see why Muslims should have passed on such a story if it hadn't been true.
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(re: So in the Koran, how many gods are there?) Let me fix your translation, the word used in arabic is singular, the CORRECT translation is: Most blessed is GOD, the best Creator.
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In Arabic and American, “best” is the superlative and requires that other objects be present for comparison. How can allah be “best of creator” if there were no other creators?
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Bite size, refers to the SIZE, not to eat a fetus. Infact the Quran says its sinful to do an abortion. If you look at the size of a fetus, it is indeed bite sized. That is actually science.
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Hmmm… what a way to describe fetus, eh? One wonders why that phrase was chosen…
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(re: Al-Aqsa) Correction, it was REBUILT 60 years because in the year 748, it was completely destroyed by an earth quake. It exists in the 70's, and was rebuilt by the christians in 530. For more information please visit this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Aqsa_Mosque
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It still doesn’t add up …and he got there on a flying horse…!!! Where in the Bible does it tell about flying horses? Where are they now according to the koran? I mean, bird poo is bad enough!
You might like to consider another anachronism: I’ll leave it to the author here to point out what a fairytale the Koran is!
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Haman - A minister of the Pharoah?
(Koran 28:8)
...For Pharaoh and Haman and all their hosts were Men of sin.
(Koran 28:38)
...therefore, O haman! light me a klin to bake bricks
out of clay, and build me a loftly palace...
Here the Koran clearly implies that Haman and the Pharaoh existed at the same time and place. But History tells us otherwise. The Pharaoh lived during the time of Moses and Haman served as a minister of Ahasuerus (Xerxes I). The Koranic verse in this case contains not only an error in location, but also an error of time as well (1,000 years).
Once again the Koran proves to us that either Mohammed had no real knowledge of History or he chose to distort it to suit his evil needs.
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Come on, confess, it’s all a load of medieval mumbo-jumbo isn’t it. I mean, what would happen if there were no mohamed and no allah? Absolutely nothing, that’s what! And thus we see that as they are not necessary, they don’t exist. Yet if you worship them, whom are you worshipping?
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08-19-2008, 03:20 PM
Won't someone please, PLEASE
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
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09-01-2008, 12:40 PM
A reminder for all you homeschoolers out there: Pastor Deacon Fred's best-selling textbook The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children is still available through Amazon.com. THIS BOOK is a must for all True Christian™ biology lessons!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-09-2008, 06:03 PM
If you need to buy new clothes for your children, I just noticed that Sears is offering a 40% discount on items in the LL Cool J Collection!
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09-07-2009, 02:10 PM
I just returned from an intake at a new school. And woop-tee-doo, they accepted me. I start college tomorrow.
I find it rather hard to feel comfortable there though, the reason for this is that the whole school is full of Arabians, homosexuals and other non-believing scum.
How would I ever get the chance to spread God's word as much as I can, when the main thing that keeps my life busy has nothing but hypocrites in it?
Guess I'll have to pray for a fun time!
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08-31-2015, 08:13 AM
Is it Ok to study theology at University?
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11
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08-31-2015, 08:30 AM
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Is it Ok to study theology at University?
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Son, university is for liberals and sissy boys.
Your Pastor will teach you more about the Good Book than any secular establishment can.
There isn't the time to raise a good Christian family of 10 or so children and pay for so called "further education ".
Get a job, start tithing.
Praise Jesus.
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09-01-2015, 12:59 AM
Every one of my children are home schooled. They are all working and married by the time they are 17 for the males and 13 for the females.
When home schooled, my wife, Mrs. Hutchins can spend her time teaching the females what they need to know to be good wives and homemakers, wasting no time on subjects they have no use for when it comes to making babies for Jesus and cleaning an oven.
At an early age, I weed out the boys, the clever ones I take under my wing and teach them how to run a profitable business where you have a lot of ungrateful employees.
Coddling children through the teenage years is a waste of their most productive years.
It is all in the Bible. God tells us so.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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