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Default Please help: Baby-crazy estrous female trying to get me in trouble - 03-26-2016, 03:37 AM

I know the woman who lives next door is under mind control from the warlock who has been persecuting me but even worse she keeps watering and mowing her lawn in the middle of the day wearing skimpy outfits.




I happened to accidentally overhear one of her phone calls the other day and she said her "biological time clock is ticking" or words like that and she really needs to have a baby before it is too late!


This woman is unmarried and I know when she lays out in her back yard sunbathing she is trying to entice me to come over there and give her a baby.







Also the warlock gave her a spell, which she is using to send subliminal messages to my brain while I sleep.


I have been drinking lots of whiskey with my hydrocodone so I will sleep too soundly to receive her evil messages but I am afraid it will not work for long.


Not more than an hour ago I was possessed with an urge to sneak in her back door and give her a baby.


My question is why are women such sluts and whores and why are they always trying to entrap a man into giving them a baby?


I am trying to keep 1 Corinthians 10:13 close to my heart:


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There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.

But I am not sure if God was thinking about how devious women are when he wrote those words.


As you all know I have been previously subject to false rape accusations. Please help me I do not want to get in trouble again.
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Default Re: Please help: Baby-crazy estrous female trying to get me in trouble - 03-26-2016, 06:36 AM

Brother Peter, we are living in dangerous times and depraved women no longer have the common decency to post their lustful desires on Craig's List. Women will now do almost anything to get seed.

I would encourage you to install an alarm system, heavy duty locks on your doors, bars on your windows, and exercise your Second Amendment rights by procuring a firearm if you haven't already done so.

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Police searching for three women accused of raping man and stealing his SPERM in cool box



After the man refused to have sex, the suspects forced the man to “drink something” before assaulting him by the side of the road.

His semen was deposited into a plastic bag and placed into a lunch cool box before the women made off with the stolen sperm.

Police said the victim was left "traumatised" after the incident on Tuesday morning.

The attack is part of growing trend where female attackers steal men's sperm after forcing them first to drink a liquid and then raping them.



http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...SPERM-cool-box


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Default Re: Please help: Baby-crazy estrous female trying to get me in trouble - 03-26-2016, 03:22 PM

Thank you Mr. Bryan, but I am not legally allowed to own firearms. Do you know of any "sources" where I could get one on the down-low?

Also I moved back in with my parents, and I do not think they would let me put bars on our windows and those other things you said.
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