Praise Jesus! This is the greatest idea Germany ever had since rounding up the Jews!
I can see my lobbying efforts to ban violent video games is paying off in Germany. I will happily admit that I may have had a doing in this. Last month I wrote a long letter to various governments in Europe as well as Canada and USA detailing all the horrible crimes that have been committed by video games. I did not appeal to them as a True Christian™ pastor, but as a concerned citizen. I did not use a Biblical base to ban these games, I appealed to their common sense when realizing the awful effects these games have on players.
I will not rest until every single video game is off of store shelves and kids spend all their hours staring at a King James Bible!