[handmaiden]

I'm kinda offended by the lack-luster efforts of the most recent crop of trolls. Feels like they're just phoning it in and I really want to glorify God by blasting Bible verses at sinners.

[Johny Joe Hold]

What burns me up is all the marathon runners from Kenya who come to the U.S. and win big money as runners. Why should a people who chase rabbits for food be allowed to enter races of white people who run for fun?

I went to downtown Des Moines today to watch some of the runners in the annual marathon. There they were, the skinny poor people, taking all the prize money:

[JamesH.B]

Vegans and their demands for meat-free foods. Haven't they ever read Genesis 1:26-28? If the Lord didn't want us to eat meat, He would have told us not to and He certainly wouldn't make it so delicious.

[handmaiden]

Well, I am obviously offended by the left-wing coup that the liebrals are trying to stage against our godly leader.

It ain't gonna work, snowflakes. God is on His Throne and He made Trump our president and Trump is what some would say is "large and in charge".


With Jesus by his side, Donald Trump is going to change this country bigly.

[Basilissa]

False fluffy bunny Christians offend me - and much more importantly, they offend God:




Psalm 14:1-3
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

False fluffy bunny Christians offend me - and much more importantly, they offend God

I suppose they would say that the charitable thing would be to pity their congregationalist nonsense? But sometimes (I am still working on always, but with Jesus's love I hope I am getting there) I have to let my TC™ head rule my weak, female heart and call them out for the egregious sinners that they are.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Rev 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
Rev 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

This is exactly the case! God says lukewarm Christians are hateful!

Revelations might seems to suggest that "works" in some way influence God, but this is far from the Truth - we are saved by Faith alone! Yet, I hear you say "We have Matt:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits."

Fruits are different from works.

As far as Atheists are concerned - if God has any love for them, it is because they do not try His Judgement - they go straight to Hell - no problem.

[Basilissa]

I'm offended by rats driving cars.

Kelly Lambert, study author and head of the University of Richmond's Lambert Behavioral Neuroscience Laboratory, trained two groups of young rats: One bunch raised in an "enriched environment" with toys, ladders, balls and pieces of wood designed to spark mental stimulation, and another reared in a standard, unexciting lab cage.
The rats learned to enter a custom "rat-operated vehicle," or ROV, adorably constructed from a one-gallon plastic container turned on its side.
Once inside, the rat racers would stand on an aluminum plate and press on a copper bar that would trigger the wheels' motor. They'd hold down on the bar until they propelled their tiny car to the end of their enclosure, where they collected their reward: Froot Loops.

It's bad enough that when I get an Uber, the driver often turns out to be a democrat and/or some brown foreigner. Now I'm in danger of being driven by an actual rat?!?

[handmaiden]

People booed President Trump at a baseball game the other day. They also held up signs with the word, "impeachment" on them and some folk even shouted "Lock him up!"

That last part is so unkind because Trump hasn't been able to lock up Hillary Clinton yet and she clearly deserves it.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

That last part is so unkind because Trump hasn't been able to lock up Hillary Clinton yet and she clearly deserves it.

Not just unkind but so unfair! I mean, The Donald is the President of the United States of America, but who ARE these people? They are nobodies, that's who they are.

[Dana723]

The only explanation is that lie-berals must have paid people to attend the game just to boo Trump. I'm sure if they had been a group of regular, red blooded Americans watching a baseball game that they would have never booed Trump on their own.

[The Attention Seeker Jen (On Moderation)]

I'm offended by the latest redaction in funding to the battle against California wildfires. Is this admenistration doing everything possible to to turn America into a bigger crap show than it already has been?

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by JenNettles

I'm offended by the latest redaction in funding to the battle against California wildfires. Is this admenistration doing everything possible to to turn America into a bigger crap show than it already has been?

If California had only listened to Our Godly President Trump and raked their forest floors, there wouldn't be any fires at this time!

[The Attention Seeker Jen (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Dana723

If California had only listened to Our Godly President Trump and raked their forest floors, there wouldn't be any fires at this time!

If Trump would quit pooping on our energy sector bring it deeper into the dark ages than it already is, then California wouldn't be getting overheated to the brink of incineration. I keep waiting for an actual leader who will do SOMETHING for a change. That's why this election I'm throwing my weight behind Elizabeth Warren.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by JenNettles

I'm offended by the latest redaction in funding to the battle against California wildfires.

Have you considered going and helping? You could always spit venom on the fires.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Have you considered going and helping? You could always spit venom on the fires.

Nah, Sister, this one is a SJIW - Social Justice Internet Warrior. That's even lower than SJWW (Social Justice Weekend Warrior), who at least give one hour every weekend to whatever cause they see as precious that particular weekend. A SJIW just sits on the Internet and participates in online bullying to make itself feel better. It wouldn't even know how to handle a bucket of water!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I can't stand Lacey Chabert, I mean I'm really sick and tired of seeing Lacey Chabert. I'm even more distraught now that the Hallmark Channel is starting their seasonal "Countdown to Christmas" series of movies that seem to run endlessly.

There's Lacey, distraught that her husband left her - and now she is looking for a new "hunk" to marry. The next night we see Lacey again - this time her old "hunk" husband died in an auto accident (or maybe he died of cancer). You guessed it - she's looking for another "hunk" to marry. She's sometimes accompanied by an insufferably "cute" and precocious son or daughter from the previous "marriage". Let's face it, you never see a child that well behaved without some thrashing of the youngster - yet we never see that in these movies.

Isn't a little suspicious that Lacey Chabert's "hunk" husbands are always disappearing - like maybe there is something wrong with Lacey?

Lacey seems to always be returning to small town America to escape the sin and corruption of the big city (run by Democrats). It's the "miracle" season of Christmas - yet the "miracles" always have something to do with the "magic" of Christmas and Santa Claus - not Jesus. Jesus never seems to come up - anywhere.

And another thing, there's way too many well behaved nigras in these movies - and I've yet to see anyone wearing a MAGA hat.

Did I mention I can't stand Lacey Chabert?

[handmaiden]

I don't even like the name, "Lacey Chabert". It sounds like some sort of gay military regala.

[Dana723]

I had never heard of her, so with my husband's permission I looked her up on Youtube. My gosh, it's like listening to a dolphin making chipmunk noises while inhaling helium!

[Esther B.]

I'm offended by a certain forum member who uses "I" instead of "me" and makes their statements grammatically incorrect.