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View Poll Results: Is new Surgeon General Regina Benjamin too fat?
She's too fat to be Surgeon General. 12 70.59%
Fat people can be good doctors, too. 4 23.53%
Judging people by their weight isn't nice. 3 17.65%
Obama picked her to draw attention away from his birth certificate problem. 8 47.06%
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Default Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 01:38 AM


I guess I have something in common with the granola heads: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FATTIES ANYMORE! This lady, the new surgeon general, is going to be on Larry King Live, CSPAN, and every TV news program for the next four years. She's going to be promoting federally funded abortions and euthanasia at the expense of eating right and exercising. How am I supposed to take anything she says seriously about my own health?
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"The job of surgeon general is to make health care and policy decisions for the country -- not to look hot in a pair of skinny jeans," said one blogger on Frisky.com. "Perhaps her size could actually be an advantage -- she's in a better position to understand obesity and contemplate out-of-the-box ways to roll back ever-expanding American waistlines."
Yeah, right. Maybe we could get a surgeon general who actually understands obesity and not one that promotes it.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 02:06 AM

Let's admit it you racist and sexist hicks: it's not because she's a person of size, it is because she is African-American and a woman! How come everytime an African-American woman succeeds in this country you people have to put her down? Well your time is over; our time is now!

I will also kindly request you stop using the bigoted term "fat" and instead use "person of size". The label "fat" is an outmoded, stereotype-reinforcing term. People associate "fat" with laziness, unhealthiness, and ugliness. We need to break down these old associations of the Old Patriarchy and think in a new light with the New Philosophy.



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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 11:25 AM

PTX, you seem to be unusually sensitive to matters concerning fat-assed broads weight-challenged females.

Could it be that the issue strikes a bit too closely to home? Since you avatar seems to be limited to showing only an upper torso, are you packing a little beef across your ass your lower torso? Too may chitlins and buttery greens in your diet? And don't forget that sitting around swilling Colt 45 all day really pumps up the calorie count.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 11:48 AM

Ok........... I will not call her fat. Instead, I'll call her MASSIVE. Being a nigra woman (probably a lesbo too, they all are) She'll promote collard greens and watermelon. She will push to make it a law we have to eat fried chicken. She will encourage to have good, Godly white children continue to stay indoors, eating junk food playing expensive video games getting fatter by the minute while she will push to have their negroid counterparts stay outside, playing sports. Oh, she has an agenda alright.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 04:05 PM

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Let's admit it you racist and sexist hicks: it's not because she's a person of size, it is because she is African-American and a woman! How come everytime an African-American woman succeeds in this country you people have to put her down? Well your time is over; our time is now!

I will also kindly request you stop using the bigoted term "fat" and instead use "person of size". The label "fat" is an outmoded, stereotype-reinforcing term. People associate "fat" with laziness, unhealthiness, and ugliness. We need to break down these old associations of the Old Patriarchy and think in a new light with the New Philosophy.
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 05:21 PM

This is pretty rude. God LOVES fat people (and people of all shapes and sizes!)

Proverbs 13: 4The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.

Proverbs 11: 25The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself.


Proverbs 28: 25He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.

Psalm 92: 12The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
13Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall flourish in the courts of our God.
14They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 06:20 PM

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Let's admit it you racist and sexist hicks: it's not because she's a person of size, it is because she is African-American and a woman! How come everytime an African-American woman succeeds in this country you people have to put her down? Well your time is over; our time is now!

I will also kindly request you stop using the bigoted term "fat" and instead use "person of size". The label "fat" is an outmoded, stereotype-reinforcing term. People associate "fat" with laziness, unhealthiness, and ugliness. We need to break down these old associations of the Old Patriarchy and think in a new light with the New Philosophy.

How about lard ass, butterball, corpulent, obese, whale like, bovine, elephantine, porcine, and rotund?


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 07:27 PM

Fried chicken. That's what did it for her.

Three days ago, Washington police asked her to move along as the city wanted to erect a house where she was standing.

The woman moved 100 yards east and 20 people thought an eclipse was in progress.





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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 08:05 PM

Just look at her smiling, knowing that she got into med school because of Affirmative Action, while a white student had to settle for dental school.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 08:29 PM

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This is pretty rude. God LOVES fat people (and people of all shapes and sizes!)
He do not! Iffen he loves dem so much how come most of dem fat colored peoples have the sugar disease and rummytism?
Ole Jellisa's gal Miz Precious weigh her-self over 300 lbs and she only five feet tall. Lawd, they got to push that girl round in a in a wheel barrow and her daddy ain't been feelin that good lately.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-25-2009, 08:41 PM

Maybe I'm taking the (pardon the pun) minority opinion on this, but I don't see anything wrong with having an overweight surgeon general. A man of my girth is constantly berated by his doctor. Everytime I go there he whines about my diabetes, my cholesterol levels, my trans fat intake, my lack of exercise, etc. Of course, this guy is a skinny Jew. The only reason I keep him as a doctor is because he's kept me alive more than once! About three years ago I had to have a double bypass. He caught my heart in time before it could've been more serious.

The fact that the doctor is overweight doesn't matter. She can speak all she wants to others about staying healthy and fit. In no way does she have to apply such standards to herself. Doctors are like us televangelists: Do as we say, not as we do.



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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 01:39 AM

From my perspective, I will remain neutral as to whether or not the new Surgeon General is too heavy,


however,

she is definitely too ethnic and too female. I note the Surgeon General is a uniformed position, and that look is just not going to work towards giving her credence in voicing opinions upon matters concerning health at the national level. She will be eliciting a chuckle at precisely the moment she would desire to command rapt attention.








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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 02:10 AM

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Fried chicken. That's what did it for her.

Three days ago, Washington police asked her to move along as the city wanted to erect a house where she was standing.

The woman moved 100 yards east and 20 people thought an eclipse was in progress.
Brother Bathfire, I have found a photograph of the very incident!



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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 02:16 AM

PLEASE tell me that is a special effect of some kind.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 03:31 AM

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He do not! Iffen he loves dem so much how come most of dem fat colored peoples have the sugar disease and rummytism?
Ole Jellisa's gal Miz Precious weigh her-self over 300 lbs and she only five feet tall. Lawd, they got to push that girl round in a in a wheel barrow and her daddy ain't been feelin that good lately.
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 04:17 AM

How did you get that from Vav's statement? Do you need your eyes checked?


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 04:25 AM

I quoted the Bible to show that God loves fat people. She denied it.
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 04:26 AM

You think God loves everyone but you're wrong. Vav has more understanding in her little pinkie than you do at all.


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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 04:28 AM

Ok, to repeat:


Proverbs 13: 4The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.

Proverbs 11: 25The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself.


Proverbs 28: 25He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.

Psalm 92: 12The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
13Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall flourish in the courts of our God.
14They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
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Default Re: Is our new Surgeon General too fat? - 07-26-2009, 04:36 AM

Those verses mention the soul being fat, not your gut. It describes a man who is rich with knowledge of the lord, that he should prosper and have a big family.

It doesn't say anywhere that God loves fat people. In fact, it's just the opposite. Have you ever heard of gluttony? You would have if you had been reading your Bible.


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