[herbertLovesGod]

My son saw a t-shirt at the mall that said "Kush" on it. He got very excited and instantly asked for money to buy it. I told him to slow down and not act like a drug crazed Nigra. Obviously with so much sin out there I was not willing to fork over my hard earned american money until I know what "kush" meant. (I convert our worthless currency to the currency God uses).

I asked him but his answer made no sense something about injuns and darkies and plants and nature and medicine and mountains and stuff. I just shook my head and told him that I would look into it.

I read the KJV cover to cover again when I got home and could only find a reference to Ethans father:

1 Chronicles 15:17
So the Levites appointed Heman the son of Joel; and of his brethren, Asaph the son of Berechiah; and of the sons of Merari their brethren, Ethan the son of Kushaiah;

Kushaiah? Is kush a short form of Kushaiah?

Yours in Prayer.
Servant Herbert.

[Bobby-Joe]

Yes,.. I have seen kids even in Freehold with T-shirts saying things like "Chronic Kush" "Smoking Hot Kush" or "Happiness is a face full of Kush". I though "Kush" was the name of ancient Sudan. This some kind of interracial experimenting with kids?

[Noah Sole]

As a Canadian I thought you would have known - Frank Joseph Kush was the coach of the Canadian Football League's Hamilton Tiger-Cats in 1981.

I don't know how this relates to the T shirts Bobby Joe saw though..

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Yes,.. I have seen kids even in Freehold with T-shirts saying things like "Chronic Kush" "Smoking Hot Kush" or "Happiness is a face full of Kush". I though "Kush" was the name of ancient Sudan. This some kind of interracial experimenting with kids?

If you could see the disappointment on my face when I read that "kush" might have some reference to the Canaan. My son was, is and always will be brought up Christian, but I am not standing for any sneaky deaky children of Ham kind of business.

I'm still hoping the shirt means Kushaiah.

1. Chronic Kushaiah
2. Smoking Hot Kushaiah (I'm no fag but I heard he was a good looking man)
3. Happiness is a face full of Kushaiah (something his wife said?)

I'm still a bit confused, but how could it mean anything other than Kushaiah?

Servant Herbert.

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Noah Sole

As a Canadian I thought you would have known - Frank Joseph Kush was the coach of the Canadian Football League's Hamilton Tiger-Cats in 1981.

I don't know how this relates to the T shirts Bobby Joe saw though..

I like to look at myself as an American in training. I have never heard of Frank Joseph Kush but my son likes to watch the Canaan run around with a ball so this could be it. One moment.

I just went to ask my son but he looks like he has been near his mother cutting onions. I said "Those onions must be strong to make your eyes so red" and got that patented blank teenage stare. I then asked him "who was the hamilton tiger cat's coach in 1981", again, blank stare. Seeing as the Canadian Football legue is going to hell, I don't think Frank Joseph Kush is the answer.

I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt before I apply the cane however. He is a good boy, just a little vacant from time to time.

Servant Herbert.

[Nobar King]

I was hoping that it would mean something like this:

• Kill
• Un-
• Saved
• Heathens

But I'm not very hopeful.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I have bad news.

It's a product for women. The "Kush Breast Support" for women with large dirty pillows who like to sleep on their sides.



Yes, $25 for a foam cylinder to tuck between one's dirty pillows. Happiness is a face full of these? I think not!

[Roberta]

Ha, that is too funny! They even have a special model for our "silicone sisters".

http://www.kushsupport.com/Order_Kush_Support.html

[Catherine Moore]

That is simply fantastic. Is there no end to corporate ingenuity

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I was hoping that it would mean something like this:

• Kill
• Un-
• Saved
• Heathens

But I'm not very hopeful.

I'm going to make that t-shirt verbatim for my son. It might not be "facemelting" but it will certainly stir up the Canaan.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I have bad news.

Is the garment not enough to hold those sloppy fun bags?

Originally Posted by Catherine Moore

That is simply fantastic. Is there no end to corporate ingenuity

You forgot to say AMERICAN corporate ingenuity my fellow american in training.

Aside from the comforting possibility Nobar King put forth, all I'm hearing is:

"KUSH IS SIN!"

I'm becoming a very concerned Christian parent (a VCCP). Is it possible my son wants a shirt glorifying coloreds sloppy fun bags? Or has Nobar King put forth the answer which not only glorifies Jesus but takes me out of my caning shoes and puts me back into my proud father shoes?

Lets hope this episode ends with us Killing Un-Saved Heathens(© 2012 Nobar King).

Servant Herbert.

[Roberta]

You forgot to say AMERICAN corporate ingenuity my fellow american in training.

Yeah, right!

Foam adapts to your skin temperature
Made in China

They make it in yellow, too.

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Yeah, right!

Foam adapts to your skin temperature
Made in China

They make it in yellow, too.

Are you sure it's not the white model handled too much by the chinee?

Where would American Ingenuity be without the willing little yellow people to do the labor (HA! I typed labour and caught my dirty little canadian self!).

Yeller'ds are grouped with the Canaanites right? I mean to say, they are serving us under tribute?

Joshua 16:10
And they drave not out the Canaanites that dwelt in Gezer: but the Canaanites dwell among the Ephraimites unto this day, and serve under tribute.

Servant Herbert.

[Bobby-Joe]

It's starting to sound like your son is just a pervert into women with big breasts. I think it's time you had a talk with your kid Herbert. Keep in mind your son knows he is a pervert because he is using code words like "kush" so don't take any nonsense from him.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

It sounds like the combination of two words: King Tush. It must be gaysexual.

[Forest Spirit]

It's obviously a compliment to a man: Kind Understanding Supportive Husband. I imagine that you might attract some reasonable women with a shirt like that.

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It's starting to sound like your son is just a pervert into women with big breasts. I think it's time you had a talk with your kid Herbert. Keep in mind your son knows he is a pervert because he is using code words like "kush" so don't take any nonsense from him.

It's hard to spake nonsense after 100 rounds with the cane, I will call to his mother to prepare a salt bath for afterwards, that little tugger!

Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

It sounds like the combination of two words: King Tush. It must be gaysexual.

I know it was necessary to say Brother Palmer, but my wife just broke down crying when I told her it might mean we have to send our boy to a retraining camp!

Originally Posted by Forest Spirit

It's obviously a compliment to a man: Kind Understanding Supportive Husband. I imagine that you might attract some reasonable women with a shirt like that.

Are you sight impaired you HOMO FAMILY WRECKER! THE SHIRT IS FOR MY SON YOU GAYTARD! I WANT AN APOLOGY! NOW!!! LEST JESUS SUMMARILY KICKS YOUR HEATHEN ASS!

APOLOGIZE OR TASTE THE STING OF GODS WRATH!
Servant Herbert!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I bet its a nice kushy pair of slippers! So comforting and luxurious.


Or maybe a really easy job. Don't they call those jobs "Kush jobs"?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Forest Spirit

It's obviously a compliment to a man: Kind Understanding Supportive Husband. I imagine that you might attract some adultery-crazed whores with a shirt like that.

Fixed that for you.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Maybe a really easy job. Don't they call those jobs "Kush jobs"?

I've had jobs like that. Once I had a job that paid me to eat lunch. How cushy is that???

[OliveOilMom]

It's a type of salad green. My younger son made a comment about it the other day, and thats how I found out. He had a friend over and they had been studying in his room for a few hours after school. Now, my son and his friends can really put away the food! They had been eating up all the leftovers from the fridge and when they went outside to call my son's friend's Youth Pastor (for some reason his friend can't get good reception on the phone inside our house) I had decided to straighten up the mess they had made in his room.

Well, boys will be boys, and there were drink cans and chip bags all over the place! They had even cut one 2 litre (I still like to call them 64 oz size - the metric system is so unAmerican) drink bottle in half to get the last of the soda out of there, he's certainly learning thrift from his mother! But I had dusted off the dresser and threw away some wiltey looking spinach that he had on a plate. He doesn't like spinach salad, so I thought he must have brought it in there by mistake.

Well, I was wrong. His friend yelled at him after they went back in "Your Mom did something with my kush!" Thats what it must have been! His friend doesn't do much more physical activity than my son does, but he's skinny and he eats just as much. He must have a healthier diet. I'm so glad that my son is hanging around with him. He's been going to his friends Youth Group activities almost every night now at his friends church. I wish ours had such an active Youth Group. I knew he was a good influence on my son because of that, but with the health consciousness that he's obviously showing, even nice enough to bring over his own healthy snacks so he doesn't put us out by eating our food, I'm going to really encourage the friendship.

So, kush is a salad green. It's not eaten by those pinko hippie vegetarian types, and it must not lead to anything like that, because his friend is as nice as he can be. I think you should get your son the shirt. In fact, you should encourage his better eating habits. Give him some money and tell him to spend it on kush though, not burgers. My husband did that with our son and you would have thought he had given him an extra 10 minutes of television he was so happy! He literally ran out the door on his way to the grocery store! If you want to make sure that he doesn't turn vegetarian, give him an extra $10 and tell him to make sure he spends it on burgers.

One drawback about it is that kush is pretty expensive. It must be fairly new on the market because I haven't seen it at my grocery store in town, but I don't go to the one in the city, and my son must have gone there to get his. When my husband asked him how much he needed for it, he told him $20! That's an awful lot for a snack or light meal! But, if it helps him learn better habits, it's worth it. I also think the price will come down as more kids find out about it and start eating it.

After reading about what it might be, I'm sure you are relieved to find out what it really is! I'm glad I had heard about it before I read the thread though, it would have scared the dickens out of me!