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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-19-2012, 07:07 AM

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Just because I'm gay doesn't mean everything about me is different.
There is one big difference between you and I; I am going to spend eternity sitting at Christ's table up in Heaven, while you are going to suffer unspeakable tortures in the pits of hell for all eternity.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-19-2012, 12:40 PM

Look I am a homosexual male but I can telll you the lifestyle is made up of pure lust . It is kind of like an addiction like some have with alcohol or drugs when you start out it all seems innocent but then it sucks you in. Homosexual sex is some of the most degrading actions a male can do but the temptation is so strong for me I like it. Homosexuals are into all sorts of fetishes but to me their are usally two types of homo either you lust for penis and cum and those guys are usally the bottoms who also enjoy taking it up the rear for lack of better words, Or the guys like me who love ass guys like me sniff lick stick our faces in other guys butts were they shit from the smell gets us excited then we usally have sex. If you ever go on any gay chat room you will see the filth and I love it but thats what it is homosexuals meeting in restrooms I seen one thread on here about farming where a homo will follow dudes to restroom plug the toilet up then take guys shit and take it home and play that happens alot more than you think . Alot of gays also love bj in bathrooms as well. Like I said I am gay and I love it but it is a addiction and a filthy choice.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-19-2012, 01:00 PM

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Look I am a homosexual male but I can telll you the lifestyle is made up of pure lust . It is kind of like an addiction like some have with alcohol or drugs when you start out it all seems innocent but then it sucks you in. Homosexual sex is some of the most degrading actions a male can do but the temptation is so strong for me I like it. Homosexuals are into all sorts of fetishes but to me their are usally two types of homo either you lust for penis and cum and those guys are usally the bottoms who also enjoy taking it up the rear for lack of better words, Or the guys like me who love ass guys like me sniff lick stick our faces in other guys butts were they shit from the smell gets us excited then we usally have sex. If you ever go on any gay chat room you will see the filth and I love it but thats what it is homosexuals meeting in restrooms I seen one thread on here about farming where a homo will follow dudes to restroom plug the toilet up then take guys shit and take it home and play that happens alot more than you think . Alot of gays also love bj in bathrooms as well. Like I said I am gay and I love it but it is a addiction and a filthy choice.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 12-01-2015, 12:44 PM

Although they say "Oreos are more addictive than heroin and cocaine," it's not addictive in the same way. Have you ever eaten food that tasted REALLY good and wanted to take another bite of it? That's the same phenomena with any oreo cookie or candy. Oreos aren't a drug, and the addiction isn't the same as it would be with cocaine or heroin. With heroin and cocaine, after multiple uses, you need more to get a high, with cookies or candy you really don't. While the rainbow cookie is a big no-no, and will dissuade some customers, I don't see how it alone could make you gay. I don't like what they're doing with oreos or their branding, but I still enjoyed them.

Note: Eating artificial dye typically doesn't cause multicolored feces, strong dies may do it however, i.e. beet juice.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 12-01-2015, 03:37 PM

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Although they say "Oreos are more addictive than heroin and cocaine," it's not addictive in the same way. Have you ever eaten food that tasted REALLY good and wanted to take another bite of it? That's the same phenomena with any oreo cookie or candy. Oreos aren't a drug, and the addiction isn't the same as it would be with cocaine or heroin. With heroin and cocaine, after multiple uses, you need more to get a high, with cookies or candy you really don't. While the rainbow cookie is a big no-no, and will dissuade some customers, I don't see how it alone could make you gay. I don't like what they're doing with oreos or their branding, but I still enjoyed them.

Note: Eating artificial dye typically doesn't cause multicolored feces, strong dies may do it however, i.e. beet juice.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 12-02-2015, 05:31 AM

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Note: Eating artificial dye typically doesn't cause multicolored feces, strong dies may do it however, i.e. beet juice.
We do not share your interest in bowel movements here.

Also, Oreos are highly over rated. Oatmeal cookies are much more tasty and straight forward and not overly sweet and sneaky like Oreos. Toll House cookies are excellent, too.

The homosexuals are welcome to the Oreos.


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