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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 02-01-2015, 05:04 AM



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 02-01-2015, 09:37 PM

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First of all your simpleton. Thats Britain. Not Brittain.

The Official Name for my Glorious Country is: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But you can call us "Your Worships".

We are the Greatest Country on Earth because we provide every single person rich or poor with free health care. That is the most Christian Act any Country in the World has ever done.

55% of our population is more intelligent that 99% of the entire USA. Thats a fact !

Americans paid the equivalent of trillions of pounds to the UK for helping them win the the Second World War. Your welcome and thank you very much.

English is the official language of the UK. If it wasnt for us, you would all be speak French.

The only man I would let piffle my Wife with my permission is a Frenchman.

The only woman I would piffle besides my Wife is a French Woman.

America invented Slavery because they are too piffleing lazy to do a days work. They had to resort to enslaving Black People and Chinese People, they should have enslaved White People they might have built an Empire by now.

Most American Women with enough money and sense marry Englishmen.
You are quite arrogant and rude. GOD does not like that!

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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 02-01-2015, 10:04 PM

This forum is obviously a factual site. And I've finally realised I am the one giving it away the moist, and having the fun at that.

Saying that, I do not agree with anything on this website.
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This forum is obviously a factual site. And I've finally realised I am the one giving it away the moist, and having the fun at that.

Saying that, I do not agree with anything on this website.
Friend, you do not have to agree with us (though you are wrong and we are right).
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

While God has empowered us to righteously judge you:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
(Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

You are in no position to judge us:
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

So have fun mocking the pious. We will have the last laugh as your spend eternity being tormented in Hell.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 02-02-2015, 02:23 AM

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First of all your simpleton. Thats Britain. Not Brittain.

The Official Name for my Glorious Country is: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But you can call us "Your Worships".
Yay superiority complex. Because it has worked out so well every single time in history.

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We are the Greatest Country on Earth because we provide every single person rich or poor with free health care. That is the most Christian Act any Country in the World has ever done.
Newsflash: you're not the only country in the world that provides free healthcare. Ever heard about Europe? Hint: it's a continent near your pathetic island. Most countries over there have free healthcare. Yet, when your medical care was compared to the medical care offered in other advanced countries, Britain scored the lowest for five-year survival rates in cervical, breast and colon cancers, and for 30-day mortality rates after admission to a hospital for either hemorrhagic or ischemic stroke. Nothing to brag about, I'd say.

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55% of our population is more intelligent that 99% of the entire USA. Thats a fact !
If it is indeed a "fact," then prove it.

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Americans paid the equivalent of trillions of pounds to the UK for helping them win the the Second World War. Your welcome and thank you very much.
You won the WW2? Seems to me like you were pretty much losing until the US got in. Therefore, the US won the war, not British.

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English is the official language of the UK. If it wasnt for us, you would all be speak French.
OK, I'll bite: what data are you basing your hypothesis on?

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The only man I would let piffle my Wife with my permission is a Frenchman.
I don't think that the notion of an open marriage will find much acceptance on a Christian forum, but I'm not judging.

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The only woman I would piffle besides my Wife is a French Woman.
Oh, and a racist, too! Do you believe that French prostitutes have lower rates of AIDS or something?

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America invented Slavery because they are too piffleing lazy to do a days work. They had to resort to enslaving Black People and Chinese People,
And Great Britain didn't? (Like in Africa and India?) What kind of whitewashed history did you learn, kid?

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they should have enslaved White People they might have built an Empire by now.
Uh, they kinda, you know, did. I mean, if starting wars wherever they want and changing governments at their will does not qualify as being an empire, then I don't know what does.

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Most American Women with enough money and sense marry Englishmen.
Assuming this statistic is correct, it means that most Englishmen are gold-diggers who marry rich American women!


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-12-2015, 09:08 PM

Oh my goodness, look what God has done now!

Praise Him!


Monster earthquake could hit Britain as new 'super deep' fault lines discovered

This story was published in a small and insignificant newspaper almost 3 months ago, but have the British media followed it up? No, they have not, because our secular socialist government has them in thrall and does not want the people to know that we are approaching the End Times.

Only a month after this was published, there was a massive earthquake in my own home county of Kent, described in the local paper as like a small atomic bomb. Literally hundreds of people were woken from their sleep!

By the Grace of God, my family and I were away from home on that particular night, but we returned to scenes of utter devastation, with garden furniture up-ended and the koi carp traumatized (several did not survive).

Is it too much to hope that Godless Britain will be among the first countries to experience Rapture? If Our Lord is working on the UTC/GMT time standard - though there is absolutely no reason to suppose that He would choose to do so, as He is not subject to human administrative problems - then perhaps we will be lucky.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-13-2015, 12:22 AM

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Oh my goodness, look what God has done now!

Praise Him!


Monster earthquake could hit Britain as new 'super deep' fault lines discovered

This story was published in a small and insignificant newspaper almost 3 months ago, but have the British media followed it up? No, they have not, because our secular socialist government has them in thrall and does not want the people to know that we are approaching the End Times.

Only a month after this was published, there was a massive earthquake in my own home county of Kent, described in the local paper as like a small atomic bomb. Literally hundreds of people were woken from their sleep!

By the Grace of God, my family and I were away from home on that particular night, but we returned to scenes of utter devastation, with garden furniture up-ended and the koi carp traumatized (several did not survive).

Is it too much to hope that Godless Britain will be among the first countries to experience Rapture? If Our Lord is working on the UTC/GMT time standard - though there is absolutely no reason to suppose that He would choose to do so, as He is not subject to human administrative problems - then perhaps we will be lucky.
Have I not Prophesied this for years now? Look for Christ in His Mercy to destroy England, to wipe it off the map as if it had never existed! False religion! Queen worship! Communist music! Ugly, toothless, pasty-skinned chavs! The Irish! God has been saving up many reasons to smite England mightily, and soon He will!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-13-2015, 01:46 PM

Consider this: If even the scotties want to separate from the brits, what does that tell you. Hint, rats leave sinking ships.
It is only a matter of time until God creates a Tsunami to wipe that blight off of His Perfect Earth.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-29-2015, 07:18 AM

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10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

This is the New Zealand flag. New Zealand is not a part of Britain. If you even look at the link used it says Flag_of_New_Zealand.

Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom.

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Actually, each name means a different thing. Great Britain is England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, England is the country England, The British Isles are England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland as a whole and the Isle of Man and the United Kingdom is England, Scotland and Wales. I believe Britain refers to any country under British rule and would therefore contain all the countries in Great Britain as well as a few overseas territories such as Ascension Island.[/COLOR]

They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]This is just false. While people in the UK tend to spend less on dental work all this really means is our teeth are less straight and more yellow (and yellow teeth are actually stronger. White teeth tend to have thinner enamel).[/COLOR]

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."
  1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Wow, an attack on our entertainment industry. I don't think I really have enough time to talk about everything you said here but I'll try. Doctor Who is not satanic, it is science fiction. It does not promote devil worship. Life of Brian is actually quite a funny satire about Jesus life.[/COLOR]
  2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]There's a lot of debate about the NHS. What it is is an attempt to provide healthcare for people which is free at the point of use. Surely this is at the very least people trying to do justice for the afflicted and the needy?[/COLOR]
  3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]How are the Beatles or the Stones any worse than bands like AC/DC or (since you mentioned them) the Beach Boys? [/COLOR]
  4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Just because you dislike an actor doesn't mean God doesn't like him.[/COLOR]
  5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]I hadn't noticed the supermarket thing but if anybody were to start driving on the right hand side of the road it would be extremely dangerous. Also, driving on the left hand side is the law.[/COLOR]
  6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Maybe she was worried that they would bring their guns and their radicalism.[/COLOR]
  7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Lots of effort is going into decreasing the violence of football (real football, not the American kind). In any case rugby is better.[/COLOR]
  8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]At least 90% of all legal porn is made in the US. Also, children tend not to read newspapers for the simple reason that it's a bit dull. We don't even have any good comics.[/COLOR]
  9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."

    [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]The Sun is not a newspaper which is taken seriously. Mostly it cover celeb gossip and sensationalist stories.[/COLOR]
  10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Um...no, we actually send France and Germany more money than they send us.[/COLOR]

All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Oh dear. If what you said was true we might need to worry. But because it isn't, we don't. What a relief.[/COLOR]


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Please, write in American language.
Firstly, it's a formatting problem, not a linguistic problem.

Secondly, it's English, not some American language. ENGLISH. From ENGLAND. Bollocks to anyone else here who says we speak American, if that were true I would start to speak Icelandic because even they know to put a u in honour.


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Firstly, it's a formatting problem, not a linguistic problem.

Secondly, it's English, not some American language. ENGLISH. From ENGLAND. Bollocks to anyone else here who says we speak American, if that were true I would start to speak Icelandic because even they know to put a u in honour.

Dear Sinner,

It is true that the word "honor" in Icelandic does contain the letter "u", It is "heiður". However, I really don't know if this is what you actually meant. Still, I suppose you'll have to learn Icelandic now (it is not very easy but certainly within your intellectual capabilities), as there are quite a few excellent studies conducted by our Brethren that not only demonstrate the American nature of the language we're using but also the fact that Jesus also was capable of speaking it*.

I do hope that you still use your own corrupted version of American in your posts, otherwise I'm afraid discussion will be next to impossible. It would also be jolly nice if you refrained from fighting and started worshiping Jesus Christ our LORD and SAVIOR!

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Bathfire E (2010) Linguistics - God's Perspective. LBC Forum. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39834. The study of Bathfire (2010) clearly states: “…this means that Jesus spoke American or at least was fluent in it, as God had no reason to inconvenience Him.”


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corrupted version of American in your posts
Are you stupid? The post you linked to has no evidence in it for what you are saying. What it has is somebody made something up to fit their theory. It doesn't even show any knowledge of the origins of English; North Sea Germanic plus Medieval French plus Latin with a few words borrowed from other languages such as Hindi to make an all new language. Whoever made that map doesn't even know what the languages are called or else they wouldn't be talking shit like "China and Japan both speak chink" (they speak Chinese and Japanese respectively), "Alaska, Canada, Greenland, Iceland and anywhere else far enough north speak Eskimo" (English is the most common language in Alaska followed by Yupik, Depending on where you are in Canada they will probably speak either English or French, the official language of Greenland is Kalaallisut but apparently Danish is also quite common since Greenland was a Danish colony, in Iceland they speak Icelandic), "Spain, Portugal, Central America and South America speak Dago" (Spain, Mexico and most of South America speak Spanish. Portugal and Brazil speak Portuguese. There are also a few countries which speak English or French). It's the most half baked explanation of the spread of language I have ever come across, please don't waste my time.


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Well, that was nice. You failed to assess the only important issue, the fact that Jesus must have known American as He is the Omniscient God!



This made it possible to design the Real Word of God, the KJV in God's Eternity thousands of years before it was finally written down in American!





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Are you stupid? [...] "China and Japan both speak chink" (they speak Chinese and Japanese respectively)[...]
Just a minor correction, China knows many dialects. One of those, Mandarin, is the official spoken language of China.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-29-2015, 03:58 PM

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Just a minor correction, China knows many dialects. One of those, Mandarin, is the official spoken language of China.
No point in telling this young person anything, Roland. He or she has access to Wikipaedia and therefore knows everything already.

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 07-29-2015, 04:16 PM

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No point in telling this young person anything, Roland. He or she has access to Wikipaedia and therefore knows everything already.

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.
Hello Joanna,

I wish he or she would have bothered to actually looked at the Wikipedia pages.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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