[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Brethren & Sistren

One of the more sensible aspects of Islam is that it doesn't allow their women to meet men outside her nearest family - thus effectively keeping them inside the kitchen. However a fatwa from one of Sunni Islam's most prestigious institutions, the Al-Azhar University, is about to change this:


Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults (Jerusalem Post)

Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.

In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman’s biological children.

Attiya - the head of Al-Azhar’s Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad - insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.


The last part is the worst. I can envision thousands of sweaty, unshaved Musselmaniacs slobbering over their female co-workers' unveiled bosoms, in order NOT to "raise suspicion of an illicit sexual relation."

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Pastor Danish, Peace be upon you.

It has been a long-time accepted fact within my own community that we may do this thing with Women.

It was only on my coming to America for work that I found I could no longer do this very enjoyable thing.
Is there nowhere in your Holy Bible that allows milk to be drawn from a Female Work Colleague?
How behind the times are you people?

I can think of many Landover Ladies I would indeed like to suckle from

It puts a new meaning to Cow-orker.

Blessings of Allah be with you.
Peace be upon Allah.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Oh sweet JESUS!

That is just revolting. No wonder the best they can do is blow themselves up.

And as we all know, breastfeeding IS a gateway sin. All that sucking only tightens the hold satan has on these filthy mudslimes.

[eliot mayfield]

Don't you even think about a Christian woman like that. This is why we're in the middle-east seperating as many towels and heads as possible! May you be in pieces, not peace!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq

I can think of many Landover Ladies I would indeed like to suckle from

Hold it right there, Abdul-Abulbul Amir. The Bible tells us to constantly let our wives' breasts satisfy us.

Proverbs 5:18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
Proverbs 5:19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times ; and be thou ravished always with her love.

The operative word being "the wife of thy youth" (Yes, I know it's five words if you really want to be pedantic about it) - the point is that you should keep your greasy hands off our True Christian™ women.

I'm sure you can sustain on canned camel milk until you're reunited with your own wife.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I forwarded this to Brother Trent, asking for his input, but it seems one of his co-workers answered instead. I don't think I need to repost the email, you all trust me.

I mean, I'm sure brother Trent is educated enough that he doesn't need to ask if black women's breasts produce chocolate milk.

[John Smith]

Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by John Smith

Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness

I agree. I believe we ought to reach out to the muslim world with an olive branch.....painted on each of ten thousand MIRV nukes.

[John Smith]

that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

you cannot hug with nuclear arms

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by John Smith

Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness

Insulting them with our culture????????? Please fly back to the land you was conceived and stay away from godly ground. (meaning mudslime)

We can blow up sh*t way better than they can. We have already proved that.

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by John Smith

that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

you cannot hug with nuclear arms

Are you a mormon?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by John Smith

you cannot hug with nuclear arms

Strangely, I find myself agreeing with the moonbat. What effect would nukes have on all the oil? We don't know. The only tried-and-tested way of solving problems such as those faced by post 9-11 America is the gas chamber.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by John Smith

that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

you cannot hug with nuclear arms

I don't know what this queer is talking about. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd either. What does that have to do with mudslime scum terrorist enemies of Christ?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I don't know what this queer is talking about. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd either. What does that have to do with mudslime scum terrorist enemies of Christ?

Its quite obvious this piece of woodstock trash has been eating brown acid

[Pastor Ezekiel]

And they still suck, Amen!

[Wide-Open]

They do Pastor. And what's more, this weirdo has been recently reinstated at the Al-Azahr university.

Court reinstates breastfeeding fatwa scholar at Al-Azhar University

By Safaa Abdoun
First Published: May 17, 2009


CAIRO: The Administrative Court annulled Al-Azhar’s disciplinary committee’s decision to expel Ezzat Attiya, president of the hadith department at the university, after he issued a controversial fatwa concerning breastfeeding in 2007.

“No one can argue with a court order …we respect the Administrative Court and follow its orders without thinking twice,” said Sheikh Fawzy El-Zefzaf, head of the religions dialogue committee at Al-Azhar.

Attiya was expelled in 2007 when he suggested that symbolic breastfeeding could be a way around strict segregation of males and females. He had drawn on Islamic traditions which forbid sexual relations between a man and a woman who has breastfed him.

And...

Attiya first made his statement regarding the issue on Al-Arabiya, a Dubai-based news channel, where he said that that after five breastfeeding sessions the man becomes a symbolic relative of the woman and the two were allowed to be alone together and the women could remove her headscarf in his presence.

No wonder they never get any work done!

[Miss April]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And they still suck, Amen!

Amen that's Right Brother Pastor Ezekiel they will always Suck

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As many of you know, I work closely with a mosque in Indianapolis, in an attempt to convert Hellbound Muslims to Christianity infiltrate their terror network enhance Interfaith relations. The Muslims in Indianapolis have followed this fatwa.

Interestingly, in the past year, there has been a change in the worker demographics at the mosque. There used to be 12 people working there, 9 of whom were men, and 3 of whom were older women, past childbearing age. Days after the fatwa was issued, the 3 younger men and the 3 older women were all dismissed, and 6 young and buxom beautiful women -- two not even Muslims! -- hired in their place. I could swear I recall at least three of them from my days of witnessing at Lolita's Love Shack out on SR 136.

In the interest of gaining their trust demonstrating my loyalty to the Interfaith cause, I have personally been "nurtured" by these women. I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing "sensual" about such an act. Let there be no doubt in your mind that spending time at a truck stop glory hole would be just about as arousing to any red-blooded American man as playing "suckling infant" with these young ladies!

As recently as January, women wore their veils to mosque services. By March, the mosque had begun offering separate services; one in which women wear veils, and one where women do not wear veils.

At first, only the 6 women who work at the mosque and a handful of men came to the later service. Now, the service is filled with beautiful Muslim women and dozens of men who have been deemed "safe" around them.

The increasing freedom among these oppressed Muslims is inspirational!