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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-19-2010, 05:44 AM

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Well I don't know how you all missed the part about "Wisdom and Knowledge" in the Bible. So how exactly is this evil? God actually used Science when he walked on water the only probable reason is either he made his weight less than the water or some other miracle way.
The Bible tells us that too much knowledge is a bad thing.

Ecclesiastes 1:16-18:

Ecclesiastes 7:16:

If science disagrees with the Bible, we are to go with the Bible every single time.
1 Timothy 6:20-21:


Paul calls the wisdom of the world "foolishness"1 Corinthians 3:18-20:

Please take the time to read the Bible before commenting on it.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-19-2010, 05:48 AM

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Well I don't know how you all missed the part about "Wisdom and Knowledge" in the Bible. So how exactly is this evil? God actually used Science when he walked on water the only probable reason is either he made his weight less than the water or some other miracle way.

And yes the size of something has NOTHING to do with weight.
Child there are lots of miracles recorded in Gods scripture, here is but a few:

John 12:18
For this cause the people also met him, for that they heard that hee had done this MIRACLE.


Mark 6:52
For they considered not the MIRACLE of the loaues, for their heart was hardened.


John 4:54
This is againe the second MIRACLE that Iesus did, when hee was come out of Iudea into Galilee.


Mark 9:39
But Iesus said, Forbid him not, for there is no man, which shall doe a MIRACLE in my Name, that can lightly speake euill of me.


John 6:14
Then those men, when they had seene the MIRACLE that Iesus did, said, This is of a trueth that Prophet that should come into the world.


Acts 4:16
Saying, What shall we do to these men? for that indeed a notable MIRACLE hath bene done by them, is manifest to all them that dwell in Hierusalem, and we cannot denie it.


Acts 4:22
For the man was aboue fourtie yeeres olde, on whome this MIRACLE of healing was shewed.


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so a fool returneth to his folly
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 02:10 AM

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The Bible tells us that too much knowledge is a bad thing.

Ecclesiastes 1:16-18:

Ecclesiastes 7:16:

If science disagrees with the Bible, we are to go with the Bible every single time.
1 Timothy 6:20-21:


Paul calls the wisdom of the world "foolishness"1 Corinthians 3:18-20:

Please take the time to read the Bible before commenting on it.
I don't really think that "No two objects can occupy the same space" and "Ionic bounds are Elements sharing with each other" is something bad to know seems pretty cool to know to me. Wisdom of the World uh maybe they mean stuff like "false religions"? I know right?
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 02:28 AM

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Wisdom of the World uh maybe they mean stuff like "false religions"? I know right?
If He meant "false religions" in that verse God would have said so.


The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 09:46 AM

'Satan' (AKA: intelligence) = All of our technological/medical/social/intellectual advancements ever.

Christianity = Murder everything and anything that opposes you (ignorant much?).

In conclusion...

Go Satan!

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 09:13 PM

From what i can tell gods want us blind and ignorant!


Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 09:16 PM

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'Satan' (AKA: intelligence) = All of our technological/medical/social/intellectual advancements ever.

Christianity = Murder everything and anything that opposes you (ignorant much?).

In conclusion...

Go Satan!

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-20-2010, 09:32 PM

I don't need any scientist to tell me I plant my fields in STRAIGHT rows not curved ones. I mean if the earth were curved then everywhere would be a high point and water would never collect into ponds or oceans. Judging by the 7 bass and the marlin I have on my dens wall I can safely say that ponds and lakes and oceans do in fact exist.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-04-2011, 12:45 PM

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The Bible tells us that too much knowledge is a bad thing.

Ecclesiastes 1:16-18:

Ecclesiastes 7:16:

If science disagrees with the Bible, we are to go with the Bible every single time.
1 Timothy 6:20-21:


Paul calls the wisdom of the world "foolishness"1 Corinthians 3:18-20:

Please take the time to read the Bible before commenting on it.
proof that they are trying to hide their flaws! god it's so obvious you blind people. The bible tells you you are not allowed to know the truth so you can keep living its lie. You just disproved your own religion
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proof that they are trying to hide their flaws! god it's so obvious you blind people. The bible tells you you are not allowed to know the truth so you can keep living its lie. You just disproved your own religion
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We are blessed by your persecution Stefano. Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come and mock us.
Is it Stephano or Stephanie?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-05-2011, 05:17 AM

The only proof I need is in the good book. God's word transcends any data or "evidence" that man can show.


Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:03 PM

This whole thread and you're entire church disgusts me. I feel almost the same way about your fate, that you do about you fellow atheist, monkey worshipping scum humans. The worst part about the world I live in is that when you die and be sure you will, you will be left in a hole without your friends, family or faith to rot forever, without ever knowing it.

This whole thread is exactly why people have to fight against you. you subvert science with fanatical babel like this. It would seem if it was left up to you, we would be living in cave without all the comforts that the science that you condemn and the scientist that you insult have invested their time an talent into unveiling so that we may savour our fleshly existence on earth just a little bit more.

If you truly believe what you're saying then turn off you computers. Your words are completely redundant just by your use of a computer, the power that makes it light up and indulge you with the ability to condemn unsuspecting good human beings, was only ever available because good smart men some of them most likely not part of your bapist community spend their lives perfecting their SCIENCE and its fact because its in front of you fools.

One day, as statistics tell us, most of you will come down with some terribly ailing and painful disease for which the only cure is the efforts of science called medicine. I would ask that you True Christians have enough faith in your book to deny yourself the use of the so called satanic science. Otherwise you are nothing but hypocrites and by your definition will be punished for being.

I would tell you to burn in hell but that would be more redundant than this thread, site, church and religion. Instead ill just tell you to rot in the ground and enjoy your eternity of nothingness.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:15 PM

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Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. The choice is yours, friend. Repent or enjoy hell.
Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Proverbs 1:25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
Proverbs 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Proverbs 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
Proverbs 1:29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:19 PM

ThomasG, you should listen to brother Richardsons words:

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The only proof I need is in the good book. God's word transcends any data or "evidence" that man can show.
I also recomend you to read the KJV Bible before judging.
Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven"

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:47 PM

Oh wow. I have read the bible fool. The text in there is just as hollow and meaningless as the words you use to belittle and condemn everyone who doesn't share your interpretation of a book that many religions share to find meaning in their hollow little lives.

You guys should get and award for the most redundant forums in the universe. A forum in this context shares a definition something like this,

"A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or television program, or a website":

All you people do is agree with each other and squash discourse with people who try to have an open discussion about ideas that don't go in line with a baptist line of thinking.

I think I will attempt to resolve the redundancy of this forums by posing a discussion with reference to your beliefs and disbeliefs.

I happened to notice that your church is a rather large structure, standing at least a couple of stories tall with a imposing glass front.
This whole thread is about the fallibility of science, yet I presume you hold your services in a structure that took a evolution in the science of engineering to build. If you don't believe in science because of the bible yet hold you sermons and such in a building such as this, are you not hypocrites and if this is all true then won't you be damned for being a hypocrite
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:59 PM

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Oh wow. I have read the bible fool.
Careful there Alec.

Feeling a big boy behind your keyboard pal? The DoF (and Bobby-Joe's detail) does NOT like it when you call us "fools".

So keep your tongue civil, OK?


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 04:59 PM

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blah, blah, I love the sound of my own voice, blah
I happened to notice that your church is a rather large structure, standing at least a couple of stories tall with a imposing glass front.
This whole thread is about the fallibility of science, yet I presume you hold your services in a structure that took a evolution in the science of engineering to build. If you don't believe in science because of the bible yet hold you sermons and such in a building such as this, are you not hypocrites and if this is all true then won't you be damned for being a hypocrite
Trust me, there is no architectural engineering involved in Landover Baptist.

As for the rest of your post. No one has anytime for your personal insults.



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 05:06 PM

Alright. I concede. I was, from your devout forum members example, fighting fire with fire in relation to my language.

But, there is as yet no real discussion happening even after my posing of a reasonable question (except for the notion that no actual architecture when into the building of that imposing church) It is apparent that this "forum" is and will always be a futile waste of good peoples words.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-06-2011, 05:09 PM

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It is apparent that this "forum" is and will always be a futile waste of good peoples words.
Would you mind terribly to consider that this is your opinion, and, this may surprise you, not the opinion of our many members?


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