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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 06-22-2010, 09:17 PM

@huhsaywhat My father allows me a lot of freedom. I can study the Holy Bible as much as I like!


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 08-12-2010, 10:55 AM

Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 08-12-2010, 07:24 PM

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Don't forget the fact that they invaded Ireland and ruined it for everyone! Ireland was the the single most christian country in the world before the british ruined it.
As far as I know Ireland is full of child raping catholics (not True Christians). I wouldn't use the english invasion of this terrible country as a good example of why God hates Britain. There are plenty of other good reasons.




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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 11-30-2010, 10:23 PM

Right first of all I am British and yes that is the New Zealand flag. Britain has never been spelled with two 't's as well just in case you were ever confused. I'm gonna address each 10 points in turn now, good job by the way!

1. Yes, Doctor Who is satanic, that thing should never have been produced with David Tennant as the Doctor. Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity as such, remember, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

2. The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one. You see, it is a system where people are cared for, rather than bled dry of money. I could go on but need to address these other points. (Leave my NHS alone!)

3. I did like this point actually, oh how I laughed. 'has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior' hahaha, billions, love the exaggeration! 'One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera' I would not be able to fit the amounts of 'ha's that I ha'd in the post for this one, I might have to steal that joke off you.

4. Yeah those Carry On films are appalling, I'd have picked more on Barbara Windsor than Kenneth Williams though, after all, she is a woman.

5. Hahahaha, I am definitely stealing that joke, that's comedy gold!

6. Jacqui Smith was/is an idiot.

7. We sent our Paras, they're the same thing! But you're right, we should have sent Oxfam out to Afghan before with loads of Tottenham shirts, and gathered all the Paras who are Arsenal fans together and sent them out there, definitely would have won already if that happened.

8. Unfortunately, the Daily Mail, Mirror and Express don't show ladies breasts in their newspapers, the Sun does though. Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!

9. Yeah they are inbred but luckily they don't spend as much money as you suggest. Princess Bea, golden showers, is it getting hotter in here?

10. Not true unfortunately, would love those ungrateful French to hand me money but they refuse! How can you be too busy being obese, it's not an activity silly, obese people don't just sit there wondering how obese they are, they just keep eating and eating!

One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-01-2010, 12:17 AM

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Right first of all I am British
My sincere condolences friend.

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Thank you.

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Life of Brian is also not an attack on Christianity


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The National Health Service (please, NHS), is a wonderful idea, and I did lol when you said: 'Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment!' because you just show how ignorant you are. Britain has a lower rate of infant mortality than the US for one.
Eh, infants do not get heart disease, diabetes or strokes. So you are comparing apples and oranges here.

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Porn is a bit harsh though, many people would call it art!


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One question though, why is the United States not on your list of God-mocking countries?
Because America is God's chosen nation. We are the only ones with a pure language. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 05:59 PM

This is just a quickly, from one of the Britts who's teeth offend you so badly.

A) Did you know God is all forgiving? It's probably a good job considering you guys are 'carrying out His work'.

I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie? Unless you are a TRUE native, and by this I mean
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, then your ancestors are either British, Spanish or African.. or possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 06:12 PM

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A) Did you know God is all forgiving?
You're talking nonsense. Did you ever bother to even open a Bible?

Matthew 12:31 "Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."

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My ancestors are Americans.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 06:49 PM

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I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie?
So you are not British? You are Pict or Hibernian whom your ancestors drove off you small, wet, cold island? (You will know if you are a Pict, they are like dark-haired dwarves; Hibernians are ginger and drunk.)





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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 08:39 PM

1. Our NHS is free and therefore we are the ones helping those in need.
2. The obesity rate in the Uk is much less than it is in the US
3. [QUOTE]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex./QUOTE]
What about Elvis?
4. I wouldn't slag off us Brits because all white Americans are from Britain and the rest of Europe and America was a British colony. DON'T CRITICIZE YOUR ANCESTORS.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 08:54 PM

PRAISE JESUS!!

God hates the brits!!

That's great to hear.



Then again..... it might prove that your thread about god hating the irish is true......... after all, he stuck us beside the hateful fiends
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[ . . ] your ancestors are [ . . . ] possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.
Nothing gets past you, does it?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 09:27 PM

Ummm.... Why would God hate anyone? Isn't he supposed to LOVE everyone? Why... My King Jame's bible must be broken ;]


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Ummm.... Why would God hate anyone? Isn't he supposed to LOVE everyone? Why... My King Jame's bible must be broken ;]
Indeed it must be. Here are a few. Maybe these will help kickstart your KJV.

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Here are another 115 or so verses dealing with the word hate in the Bible.


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Nothing gets past you, does it?
I'm just making a point. One way or another, quite recently, your nation eloped from many different countries, to the Americas. So technically you are not native to the country, thus you should also be worried that God might hate you too.

But who am I to say who God does and doesn't hate. I am not him, therefore I cannot answer for him.
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But who am I to say who God does and doesn't hate. I am not him, therefore I cannot answer for him.
You don't have to because it's all in the Bible. It's written in black and white how much clearer could the instructions be? You claim to be a Baptist, but have you ever even read The Bible?


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You don't have to because it's all in the Bible. It's written in black and white how much clearer could the instructions be? You claim to be a Baptist, but have you ever even read The Bible?
Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 11:37 PM

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Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 11:37 PM

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Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.
What translation are you using?

I believe I have shown you already where they vary little in their language.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 12-08-2010, 11:38 PM

It's as if we're reading two different Bibles... How could that be?


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